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Strange "Genius" Quotes
"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." - Carl Sagan (1934 - 1996)
"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes." - Edgard Varese (1883 - 1965)
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Critic as Artist, 1891
"There is no great genius without some touch of madness." - Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD), Epistles
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English
Here are some interesting mistranslations:
In a Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
A doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time.
On a menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire:
If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride your own ass?
In a Czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
A temple in Bangkok:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
In a Bangkok cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a hotel in Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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