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Vol 1012 - June 01, 2011 - Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"

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Vol 1011 - May 29, 2011 - Memorial Day - Eulogy For a Veteran

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Strange Gravestone Quotes:

"That's All Folks!"
The Man of a Thousand Voices - Mel Blanc
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)

Truth and History.
21 Men.
The Boy Bandit King --
He Died As He Lived.
William H. Bonney "Billy the Kid"
(Fort Sumner Cemetery; Fort Sumner New Mexico)

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime - Dean Martin
( Westwood Memorial Cemetery, Los Angeles, California)

Shed not for her the bitter tear
Nor give the heart to vain regret
Tis but the casket that lies here
The gem that filled it sparkles yet
Belle Starr - (Myra Maybelle Shirley)
(Belle Star Cabin; Porum, Oklahoma)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"

Strategic responses to the ever dangerous "Do I look Fat" question:

"No, not to Stevie Wonder."

"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."

"Does this tie make me look stupid?"

"No hablo ingles."

"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."

"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."

"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."

"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."

"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."

"Whoa! A talking couch!!"

"May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"


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