Mittwoch, 9. März 2011

Vol 988 - Mar. 09, 2011 - Word Games - Strange Alternate Meaning for Various Words

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Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

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Strange Quotes:

"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included." - Patrick Swayze, Actor

"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean." - Pedro Guerrero, Baseball player, on reporters

"Guys aren't able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game." - Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."
- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

"I don't think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

"I consider Madonna a friend, and she sure knows how to work the publicity machine. Of course, I don't have breasts. If I did have, I'd be in the number one spot over Madonna."
- Spike Lee, Director

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Word Games - Alternate Meaning for Various Words

The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

The following were some of the winning entries:

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.


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NOMINEE FOR PARENT(S) OF THE YEAR! - TRICYCLE IN THE MIDDLE OF CITY TRAFFIC - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/172738.html


SNOOKIE GETTING DRUNK - HUGE MARGARETTA WITH 2 CORONAS DRAINING INTO IT! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/173536.html


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MILITARY JET - PILOTS FANTASTIC VIEW FROM COCKPIT - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/173537.html


AIR SHOW DISASTER - HOT AIR BALLOON SLAMS INTO 4 BUILDINGS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/173539.html


STRANGE AND CLEVER WAYS TO CHEAT ON TESTS AND EXAMS - http://www.strangecollege.com/content/item/173626.html


OLDE STARS AND THEIR CARS - STRANGE MATCHING SONNY & CHER MUSTANGS - PINK? - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/173627.html


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Strange Thanksgiving Day Facts - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/173631.html


10 Strange Clubs and Secret Societies - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/173632.html


7 Strange Accidents and Deaths - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/173633.html


Personality Test - What Cartoon Character are You? - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/21707.html


Rhetorical Wisdom - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/21956.html


- Why English is Such a Difficult Language - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/24429.html

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Farmers - Crops - Tractors - Farm Animals - http://www.strangefarmer.com/

Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/

Blondes - Celebs - Models - Musicians - http:www.StrangeBlondes.com/

Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/

Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/

Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami's - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/

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Strange Quotes:

"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included." - Patrick Swayze, Actor

"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean." - Pedro Guerrero, Baseball player, on reporters

"Guys aren't able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game." - Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."
- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

"I don't think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

"I consider Madonna a friend, and she sure knows how to work the publicity machine. Of course, I don't have breasts. If I did have, I'd be in the number one spot over Madonna."
- Spike Lee, Director

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce

==================================

Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Word Games - Alternate Meaning for Various Words

The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

The following were some of the winning entries:

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.


==================================

Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

==================================

FISHING FUN - STRANGE LITTLE SHARK IN BIG SHARKS MOUTH! - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/173174.html


STRANGE OLDE GAS STATIONS - 1940'S FULL SERVICE STATION - WASH WINDOWS - CHECK TIRES - FILL TANK - CHECK OIL - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/173305.html


STRANGE DRIVE INN'S AND 'CRUISIN' STOPS - XXX ROOT BEER - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/173475.html


STRANGE US DOLLAR BILLS FROM THE PAST - $0.25 CENT BANK NOTE - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/173042.html


USS IOWA - BB-61 - BROADSIDE ALL 9 16 INCH GUNS BLAST SIMULTANEOUSLY! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/173522.html


STARK BORDER CONTRAST BETWEEN US AND MEXICO - SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA! LOOKING TOWARDS THE OCEAN - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/173528.html


NOMINEE FOR PARENT(S) OF THE YEAR! - TRICYCLE IN THE MIDDLE OF CITY TRAFFIC - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/172738.html


SNOOKIE GETTING DRUNK - HUGE MARGARETTA WITH 2 CORONAS DRAINING INTO IT! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/173536.html


STRANGE AUSTRALIAN TRUCKS - ROAD TRAIN - FUEL TANKS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/173126.html


STRANGE GOLF CART - 1956 FORD PICKUP TRUCK - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/173132.html


STRANGE CONCEPT CARS - 1964 PLYMOUTH ROAD RUNNER - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/173252.html


OLDE MEDICAL DEVICES - HANGOVER CURE - ICE CUBE FACE-MASK - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/173629.html


GREAT HUNTING SPOT - ALL THE ELK IN A SMALL LAKE! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/173156.html


MILITARY JET - PILOTS FANTASTIC VIEW FROM COCKPIT - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/173537.html


AIR SHOW DISASTER - HOT AIR BALLOON SLAMS INTO 4 BUILDINGS! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/173539.html


STRANGE AND CLEVER WAYS TO CHEAT ON TESTS AND EXAMS - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/173626.html


OLDE STARS AND THEIR CARS - STRANGE MATCHING SONNY & CHER MUSTANGS - PINK? - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/173627.html


STRANGE POLICE PROBLEM - THE LOCKED THEMSELVES OUT OF COP CAR! - DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/173630.html


==================================

The Featured Pix Category This Week - MISC - EARTHQUAKES - TSUNAMIS - FLOODS - SINKHOLES - VOLCANO

http://www.strangedangers.com/content/category/100309_1.html

==================================

The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Thanksgiving Day Facts - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/173631.html


10 Strange Clubs and Secret Societies - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/173632.html


7 Strange Accidents and Deaths - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/173633.html


Personality Test - What Cartoon Character are You? - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/21707.html


Rhetorical Wisdom - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/21956.html


- Why English is Such a Difficult Language - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/24429.html


==================================

The Featured New Category This Week - MISC - EARTHQUAKES - TSUNAMIS - FLOODS - SINKHOLES - VOLCANO

http://www.strangedangers.com/content/category/102_1.html

==================================

Be Sure to Check Out All the "Strange" Family Websites

Old Pictures & Images - History - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/

Farmers - Crops - Tractors - Farm Animals - http://www.strangefarmer.com/

Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/

Blondes - Celebs - Models - Musicians - http:www.StrangeBlondes.com/

Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/

Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/

Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami's - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/

==========================

Visit Often - Tell Your Friends - Never Follow!

#1 Stranger

---------------------

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Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings


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