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Strange Military Quotes:
Here are the top Military quotes that inspired warriors:
"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it's the size of the fight in the dog"
- General Dwight D. Eisenhower
"If men make war in slavish obedience to rules, they will fail."
- General Ulysses S. Grant
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."
- Thomas Jefferson
"You cannot be disciplined in great things and indiscipline in small things. Brave undisciplined men have no chance against the discipline and valor of other men. Have you ever seen a few policemen handle a crowd?"
- General George S. Patton Jr
"The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts."
- General Omar N. Bradley
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today."
- John F. Kennedy
"Some of you young men think that war is all glamor and glory,
but let me tell you, boys, it is all hell!"
- General William T. Sherman
"It is my earnest hope - indeed the hope of all mankind - that from this solemn occasion a better world shall emerge out of the blood and carnage of the past, a world found upon faith and understanding, a world dedicated to the dignity of man and the fulfillment of his most cherished wish for freedom, tolerance and justice."
- General Douglas Macarthur
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Politically Correct in the Army
Politically Correct in the Army
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men)
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1. He does not have a beer gut...
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.(regular guys)
He has a personal war reserve stock.(army guys)
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2. He is not quiet...
He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is a SAMS grad.
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3. He is not stupid...
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He is a field grade.
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4. He does not get lost all the time...
He discovers Alternative Destinations.
He gets temporarily misoriented.
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5. He is not balding...
He is in Follicle Regression.
He has a REALLY squared away high and tight.
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6. He is not a cradle robber...
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He is breaking the new fraternization policies.
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7. He does not get falling-down drunk...
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He practices his IMTs in the club.
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8. He is not short...
He is Anatomically Compact.
He suffers from a Napoleon Complex.
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9. He does not have a rich daddy...
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He has the Army as a hobby.
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10. He does not constantly talk about cars...
He has a Vehicular Addiction.
He must be a Transporter.
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11. He does not have a hot body...
He is Physically Combustible.
He is a PT stud.
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12. He is not unsophisticated...
He is Socially Challenged.
He is a Ranger.
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13. He does not eat like a pig...
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He eats like a Ranger student at Pizza Hut.
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14. He is not a bad dancer...
He is Overly Caucasian.
He is from the Muddy Boots Army.
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15. He does not hog the blankets...
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is a Blue Falcon.
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16. He is not a male chauvinist pig...
He has Swine Empathy.
He must be combat arms.
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17. He is not afraid of commitment...
He is Monogamously Challenged.
He loves TDY.
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