Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: Vol 938 - Sept. 15, 2010

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Strange "Last Words!"

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Don't worry it has airbags.

Hey what's that buzzing noise?

Don't worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn't bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Political Correctness For Kids

* Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."
* Kids don't get in trouble anymore; they merely hit "social speed bumps."
* You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
* You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
* No one's tall anymore; they're "vertically enhanced."
* You're not shy; you're "conversationally selective."
* You don't talk a lot; you're just "abundantly verbal."
* It's not called gossip anymore; it's "speedy transmission of near-factual information."
* The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful; it's "digestively challenged."
* Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
* You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
* These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically disinclined."
* No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
* Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
* You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."
* You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor retentive athletic footwear."
* You weren't passing notes in class; you were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
* You're not being sent to the principal's office; you're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building.

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Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike

Mittwoch, 15. September 2010

Vol 938 - Sept. 15, 2010 - Strange Political Correctness For Kids

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