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Strange "Law" Quotes
"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." - Norm Crosby
JUDGE, n: A law student who marks his own papers. - H. L. Mencken
"We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read." - Mark Twain
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
Mario Puzo
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands.
Spanish Proverb
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Stephen Wright
I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
Mary Roberts Rinehart
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - You Know You Need a New Lawyer When..
During your initial consultation, he tries to sell you Amway.
He tells you his last good case was a "Budweiser"
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "Duck-duck-goose"
During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy.
A prison guard is shaving your head..
Every couple of minutes, he yells "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and downs a shot.
He frequently gives juror number 4 the finger.
He places a large "NO REFUNDS" sign on the defense table.
He begins his closing with "As Ally McBeal once said..."
Just before he says "Your Honor", he makes little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.
The sign in front of his office reads "Practicing law since 2:30pm".
Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge "Whatever."
He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs".
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