Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: Vol 891 - APR. 04, 2010

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3 NEW WEBSITE ENHANCEMENTS!

We have added three new features that you have been asking for.

1. GAMES UPGRADE - TOURNAMENTS - NEW FORMAT - WIN CASH & PRIZES

"NEW! Play free online games on Strange Cosmos now! Play your favorite games like Diner Dash, Cube Crasher and Bubble Town with your friends or by yourself. You can now invite your friends from Facebook to play and compete in Cash Tournaments and win fun prizes; get ready to compare each others' scores!"

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Strange 'Insults'

Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.

Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!

Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's a$$.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Actual Product "Warnings"

On a Sears hairdryer:

...Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:

...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:

"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):

"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

"Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights:

"For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

"Warning: contains nuts."(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my gosh...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/23251.html

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