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Drive thy business or it will drive thee. - Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. - John Cleese (1939 - )
A dinner lubricates business. - Lord William Stowell
To succeed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise. - Mitchell Caplan, CEO, E*Trade Group Inc.
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity. - Sydney Biddle Barrows, in Marian Christy, ''Mayflower Madam' Tells All,' Boston Globe, 1986
No one traveling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive. - Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)
In the business world, the rear view mirror is always clearer than the windshield. - Warren Buffett (1930 - )
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2. "Suicide Hotline...please hold."
3. Hellooo....Hellloooo, well if you won't talk to me maybe you'll talk to this machine, it's at home and I'm not, leave a message and it'll give it to me when I return.
4. Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie. Leave your name and number after the beep and he will return your call.
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6. Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.
7. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
8. "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
9. We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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