Vol 664 - Jan. 30, 2008 - Strange Label Instructions

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Quotes About "Wisdom"

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Know thyself." - Linnaeus

"The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison

"Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing." - Engineer's Motto

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." - Dorothy Parker

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Label Instructions

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after
heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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TANK PROBLEM - THE CAPTAIN IS NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/134700.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - CARS - TRUCKS - MOTORCYCLES - AL KINDS OF VEHICLES

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange 'Revenge' Killing and Strange Result - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/134681.html

Strange Facts About the 1500s - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/21845.html

Famous Last Farewells - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/21783.html

Breasts - Different Names They're Called - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/21408.html

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