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Strange But Lesser Known Dog Breeds:
For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in different parts of the United States,
Cross breed Dogs:
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Why Dogs Are Better Than Wives
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today It's already tomorrow in Australia
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES
01. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
02. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
03. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
04. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
05. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
06. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
07. A dog's parents never visit.
08. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
09. Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
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VOL 1536 - AUG 24, 2016 - How Many Scientists Does it Take to Change a Light-bulb?
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Strange Geek Quotes:
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- When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers
- Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
- The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
- Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.
- A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
- Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - How Many Scientists Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.
Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. That is what their students are for. (from Philip Clarke in New Scientist)
A: Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modeling, one to type the research paper, one to submit the paper for publishing, and one to hire a student to do the work.
Q: How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five; one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.
Q: How many research technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but it'll probably take him/her three or four tries to get it right.
Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
A: It all depends on the size of the grant.
A: Two and a professor to take credit.
A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 lightbulbs a day.
A: I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my adviser a $100,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the work for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question.
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- When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers
- Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
- The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
- Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - How Many Scientists Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?
How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.
Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. That is what their students are for. (from Philip Clarke in New Scientist)
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A: Five; one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.
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A: One, but it'll probably take him/her three or four tries to get it right.
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A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
A: It all depends on the size of the grant.
A: Two and a professor to take credit.
A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 lightbulbs a day.
A: I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my adviser a $100,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the work for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question.
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VOL 1535 - AUG 21, 2016 - Things Learned The Hard Way
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Strange Quotes:
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. (George S. Kaufman)
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. (Joseph Heller)
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. (Ed Furgol)
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. (Charles Lamb)
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. (Sam Goldwyn)
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. (Howard Aiken)
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Things Learned The Hard Way
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
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I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. (Joseph Heller)
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. (Ed Furgol)
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. (Charles Lamb)
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. (Sam Goldwyn)
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. (Howard Aiken)
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
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VOL 1534 - AUG 17, 2016 - Strange Laws Around the World
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Strange Quotes About the Media:
News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising. (Lord Northcliffe)
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. (Joseph E. Levine)
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. (Daniel J. Boorstin)
There's no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary. (Brendan Behan)
In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes. (Andy Warhol)
Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead. (Claud Cockburn, winning entry for a dullest headline competition at the Times)
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Laws Around The World
Check out these nutty laws from across the U.S.A. and around the globe!
* In Alabama, prison guards are forbidden from referring to their spouses as "the old ball 'n' chain."
* In Los Angeles, it's illegal for a waiter to tell a customer "I'm really an actor."
* In Indiana, it's against the law to dress "Barbie" in "Ken's" clothes.
* In Sedona, Ariz., it's illegal to lie about your astrological sign.
* In Texas, it's illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun.
* In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your wife's birthday.
* In Australia, it's illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.
* In Cannes, France, it's illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.
* In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks "Do you know why I pulled you over?" by saying, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you" is an automatic $300 fine.
* In Kentucky, it's illegal to paint your lawn red.
* In Portugal, it's against the law to pee in the ocean.
* In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working.
* In Vermont, it's illegal to pick your nose and stick the pickings under a table.
* In Tennessee, it's illegal to tell someone to quit smoking.
* In Oregon, donut holes must be at least an 1/8th inch in diameter.
* In Georgia, it's illegal to teach a child under 5 the words "penis" and "vagina."
* Unmarried women are not allowed to buy edible panties in South Carolina.
* In Italy, anyone considered "obese" is forbidden from wearing polyester.
* It's illegal to tear a phone book in half in Montana.
* Anyone caught selling a "smoothie" that has lumps is breaking the law in California.
* In Arkansas, it's illegal for a woman getting married for the second time to wear a white wedding gown.
* In Pennsylvania, it's against the law to put a dollar on a string on the ground and yank it when someone tries to pick it up.
* In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call it a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise.
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VOL 1533 - AUG 14, 2016 - STRANGE TESTS & QUIZES - The Official Moron Test
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Strange Quotes - 'Cheap Shots' About Men and Women
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford
"Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body." - John Vanbrugh
"The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is." - Helen Rowland
"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." - Rupert Hughes
"Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson
"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in." - Katharine Whitehorn
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor
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The Official Moron Test
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?
11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
13. What was the President's name in 1960?
Here are the answers:
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?
...Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
....One (1). You can only be born once.
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
....Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
... Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.
5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
...No. He must be dead if it is his widow.
6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
.... Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60.
7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
.Two (2). You take two apples, therefore YOU have TWO apples.
8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
.....One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has passed.
9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
.... Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark?
..... None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark.
11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?
.... Meat ... that is self-explanatory.
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
..Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? Twelve. It's a dozen.
13. What was the President's name in 1960?
..Georgw W. Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.
So, how did we do?
13 correct.........GENIUS...you are good.
10-12 correct....ABOVE AVERAGE...but don't let it go to your head.
7-9 correct........AVERAGE...but who wants to be average?
4-6 correct..........SLOW...pay attention to the questions!
1-3 correct..........IDIOT...what else can be said?
0 correct......CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!
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Strange Quotes - 'Cheap Shots' About Men and Women
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford
"Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body." - John Vanbrugh
"The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is." - Helen Rowland
"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." - Rupert Hughes
"Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson
"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in." - Katharine Whitehorn
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Official Moron Test
The Official Moron Test
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?
11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
13. What was the President's name in 1960?
Here are the answers:
1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?
...Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
....One (1). You can only be born once.
3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
....Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
... Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.
5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
...No. He must be dead if it is his widow.
6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
.... Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60.
7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
.Two (2). You take two apples, therefore YOU have TWO apples.
8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
.....One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has passed.
9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
.... Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark?
..... None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark.
11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?
.... Meat ... that is self-explanatory.
12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
..Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? Twelve. It's a dozen.
13. What was the President's name in 1960?
..Georgw W. Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.
So, how did we do?
13 correct.........GENIUS...you are good.
10-12 correct....ABOVE AVERAGE...but don't let it go to your head.
7-9 correct........AVERAGE...but who wants to be average?
4-6 correct..........SLOW...pay attention to the questions!
1-3 correct..........IDIOT...what else can be said?
0 correct......CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!
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VOL 1532 - AUG 10, 2016 - The Difference Between The North and South CLEARLY Explained!
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:
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Strange Quotes from Famous Women
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. [Rita Rudner]
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. [Rita Rudner]
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. [Wendy Liebman]
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. [Erma Bombeck]
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. [Sue Grafton]
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Difference Between The North and South CLEARLY Explained!
The difference between the North and the South CLEARLY explained.... at last!
The North has Bloomingdale's; the South has Dollar General .
The North has coffee houses; the South has Waffle Houses .
The North has dating services; the South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives; the South has .44's, .45's, .50 cal's & 'chine guns!
The North has double last names; the South has double first names.
(AND....They marry cousins!)
The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races .
North has Cream of Wheat; the South has grits.
The North has green salads; the South has collard greens .
The North has lobsters; the South has crawfish .
The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt .
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . .....
In the South : If you run your car into a ditch, DON'T PANIC!
Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.
Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. THIS....is what they live for!
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store...
Do not buy food at this store.
Remember, 'Y'all' is singular, 'all y'all' is plural, and 'all y'all's' is plural possessive
Get used to hearing 'You ain't from 'round chere, are ya?'
Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying.
They can't understand you neither. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective 'big'ol,' truck or 'big'ol' boy.
Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way.
All of them are in denial about it.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper .
Be advised that 'He needed killin'.."IS" a valid defense here!
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all watch this!" you should stay out of the way!
These are most likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store for milk & bread! (Likely for milk & bread samiches) It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not.
You just have to go there.
Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners...
After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven......
We ain't gonna call'em biscuits!
Send this to four people that ain't related to you, and I reckon your life will turn into a country music song a'fore you knowed it. Your kin would get a kick out of it too!
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Strange Quotes from Famous Women
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. [Rita Rudner]
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. [Rita Rudner]
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. [Wendy Liebman]
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. [Erma Bombeck]
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. [Sue Grafton]
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Difference Between The North and South CLEARLY Explained!
The difference between the North and the South CLEARLY explained.... at last!
The North has Bloomingdale's; the South has Dollar General .
The North has coffee houses; the South has Waffle Houses .
The North has dating services; the South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives; the South has .44's, .45's, .50 cal's & 'chine guns!
The North has double last names; the South has double first names.
(AND....They marry cousins!)
The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races .
North has Cream of Wheat; the South has grits.
The North has green salads; the South has collard greens .
The North has lobsters; the South has crawfish .
The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt .
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . .....
In the South : If you run your car into a ditch, DON'T PANIC!
Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.
Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. THIS....is what they live for!
Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store...
Do not buy food at this store.
Remember, 'Y'all' is singular, 'all y'all' is plural, and 'all y'all's' is plural possessive
Get used to hearing 'You ain't from 'round chere, are ya?'
Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.
Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying.
They can't understand you neither. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective 'big'ol,' truck or 'big'ol' boy.
Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way.
All of them are in denial about it.
The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper .
Be advised that 'He needed killin'.."IS" a valid defense here!
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all watch this!" you should stay out of the way!
These are most likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store for milk & bread! (Likely for milk & bread samiches) It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not.
You just have to go there.
Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.
AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners...
After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven......
We ain't gonna call'em biscuits!
Send this to four people that ain't related to you, and I reckon your life will turn into a country music song a'fore you knowed it. Your kin would get a kick out of it too!
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VOL 1531 - AUG 07, 2016 - Strange Oxy-Moronic Questions
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:
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AUGUST FUN !
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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?
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Strange Quotes: When Insults Had Class
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."--
Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
followed by Churchill's response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Oxy-Moronic Questions
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13.. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21.. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? I dunno, why do we?
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STRANGE OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - MESMERIZING COSMIC CIRCLES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199190.html
STRANGE SHOES - WEDDING CROCS FOR FORMAL OCCASIONS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199197.html
WEATHER DANGERS - INCREDIBLE LIGHTNING STRIKES FROM HUGE STORM CLOUDS ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199194.html
STRANGE CELEBRITY FUN - SEAN CONNERY COMPETING IN MR UNIVERSE CONTEST 1953! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/199195.html
STRANGE TOMBSTONES - RUSSIAN OLIGARCH WITH FULL SIZE STATUE AND HIS MERCEDES BENZ - CROSS AND HUGE ROCK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199196.html
STRANGE OCEAN CREATURES - WILD BLANKET OCTOPUS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/199198.html
FEMALE JAPANESE AIR FORCE PILOT PILOT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE TAKING HER ROLE SERIOUSLY CARTOON CHARACTER ON HELICOPTER! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/199199.html
STRANGE ROCK STAR FUN - SHAKIRA TOSSED FROM 2ND GRADE CHOIR - MUSIC TEACHER SAID SHE SOUNDED LIKE A GOAT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199203.html
LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD - SLOB WINS THE LOTTERY AND BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BECOMES HIS GIRLFRIEND! - COINCIDENCE? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199204.html
MILLENNIAL MANHOOD - CHECK OUT TODAY'S METRO-SEXUAL HE-MEN - HIPSTERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199205.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SP - FOREIGN POLICE - Vehicles - Events - Law Enforcement
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
- The Strangest Assassination Attack Throughout History - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199193.html
- The Prager Commencement Speech That Should Be Told At EVERY High School ! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/199200.html
- Top 10 Most Evil Women in History - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/163840.html
- Strange Aspirin Facts and History - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/165026.html
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The Featured New Category This Week - SP - FOREIGN POLICE - Vehicles - Events - Law Enforcement
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AUGUST FUN !
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==================================
Strange Quotes: When Insults Had Class
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."--
Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
followed by Churchill's response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop
==================================
Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Oxy-Moronic Questions
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13.. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21.. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? I dunno, why do we?
==================================
Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
==================================
WEDDING DRESSES AROUND THE WORLD - GORANI/KOSOVO TRADITIONAL BRIDE OUTFIT AND MAKEUP - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199023.html
MILITARY FIELD RATIONS FOR SOLDIERS - ESTONIA - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/199097.html
AWESOME BMW ROADSTER ACCESSORY - HEADLIGHT EYES DISAPPEAR! - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/199187.html
AIR TRANSPORT DROPS FIRE RETARDANT CHEMICAL ON CALIFORNIA WILD FIRES! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/199188.html
COMMERCIAL AIRLINE PASSENGER MORONS - TAKES OFF STINKY SHOES AND SOCKS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199191.html
IS THIS WHAT VEGANS END UP LIKE? THEIR FINAL FORM? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199189.html
STRANGE OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - MESMERIZING COSMIC CIRCLES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199190.html
STRANGE SHOES - WEDDING CROCS FOR FORMAL OCCASIONS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199197.html
WEATHER DANGERS - INCREDIBLE LIGHTNING STRIKES FROM HUGE STORM CLOUDS ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199194.html
STRANGE CELEBRITY FUN - SEAN CONNERY COMPETING IN MR UNIVERSE CONTEST 1953! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/199195.html
STRANGE TOMBSTONES - RUSSIAN OLIGARCH WITH FULL SIZE STATUE AND HIS MERCEDES BENZ - CROSS AND HUGE ROCK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199196.html
STRANGE OCEAN CREATURES - WILD BLANKET OCTOPUS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/199198.html
FEMALE JAPANESE AIR FORCE PILOT PILOT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE TAKING HER ROLE SERIOUSLY CARTOON CHARACTER ON HELICOPTER! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/199199.html
STRANGE ROCK STAR FUN - SHAKIRA TOSSED FROM 2ND GRADE CHOIR - MUSIC TEACHER SAID SHE SOUNDED LIKE A GOAT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199203.html
LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD - SLOB WINS THE LOTTERY AND BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BECOMES HIS GIRLFRIEND! - COINCIDENCE? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199204.html
MILLENNIAL MANHOOD - CHECK OUT TODAY'S METRO-SEXUAL HE-MEN - HIPSTERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199205.html
==================================
The Featured Pix Category This Week - SP - FOREIGN POLICE - Vehicles - Events - Law Enforcement
http://www.strangepolice.com/content/category/100386_1.html
==================================
The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
- The Strangest Assassination Attack Throughout History - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/199193.html
- The Prager Commencement Speech That Should Be Told At EVERY High School ! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/199200.html
- Top 10 Most Evil Women in History - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/163840.html
- Strange Aspirin Facts and History - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/165026.html
==================================
The Featured New Category This Week - SP - FOREIGN POLICE - Vehicles - Events - Law Enforcement
http://www.strangepolice.com/content/category/119_1.html
==================================
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Because of a number of requests, we are becoming more active of both Twitter, Pinterest and Facebook. We will periodically be Tweeting the latest BEST or Most UNIQUE pictures. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOLLOWING US!
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