VOL 1511 - MAY. 29, 2016 - Memorial Day Special -

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MEMORIAL DAY FUN!

Time For Some Strange Fun !


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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - Patriotic Toasts

"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"

"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."

"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."

"To her we drink, for her we pray, our voices silent never.
For her we'll fight -- let come what may, The Stars and Stripes forever."

"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"

"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."

"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."

"Soldiers have many faults, but they have one redeeming merit; they are never worshippers of force. Soldiers more than any other men are taught severely and systematically that might is not right. The fact is obvious. The might is in the hundred men who obey. The right (or what is held to be right) is in the one man who commands them." - Gilbert K. Chesterton

"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge

"An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." - Arabian Proverb

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - EULOGY FOR A VETERAN

Eulogy for a Veteran


Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.


I am the Gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush of
quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.



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AIR TRAVEL DANGERS - COMMERCIAL AIRLINER ABORTS LANDING WHEN ANOTHER CROSSES HIS RUNWAY! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/198491.html


GIRLS HAMSTER FLIES HIGH WHEN BOUNCED ON EXERCISE BALL - - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/198492.html


STRANGE PC LUNACY - TITANIC SURVIVORS STRUGGLES IF IT SANK TODAY! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/198495.html


MICHIGAN STRIP CLUB IN TROUBLE FOR SIGN - "NOW HIRING - CLASS OF 2016!" - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198496.html


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STRANGE NAVAL EQUIPMENT - USS MERCY - US NAVY HOSPITAL SHIP WITH TENDERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/195259.html


COOL MEMORIAL DAY BEER CASE DISPLAY AT GROCERY STORE - AIRCRAFT CARRIER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/195258.html


GREAT MEMORIAL DAY PICTURE - US FLAG FURLS OPEN TO REVEAL PROUD NAVY WARSHIP - GREAT SHOT! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/188346.html


WWII - IWO JIMA MEMORIAL - SUNSET! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/154206.html


USS REAGAN PASSING THE ARIZONA MEMORIAL - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/118335.html


AERIAL VIEW - USS ARIZONA MEMORIAL - PEARL HARBOR - HONOLULU, OAHU - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/164435.html


SOME GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES DON'T TAKE SNOW DAYS - MEMORIAL FOR THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/194477.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SM - MILITARY - "SPECIAL" PICTURES AND PRESENTATIONS

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- A Memorial Day Prayer - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/100303.html


- Memorial Day Message - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/24416.html


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VOL 1510 - MAY. 25, 2016 - We're BACK ! - Some Strange British Signs

I'm back! In Hospital for 2.5 months. Slowly getting back up to speed. Let me know what you like and dislike - might as well change this as well! ABG Head Stranger





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Quotes - "Classic Writing"

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. - Crowfoot, Blackfoot warrior and orator, 1890

Hold on to your divine blush, your innate rosy magic, or end up brown. Once you're brown, you'll find out you're blue. As blue as indigo. And you know what that means. Indigo. Indigoing. Indigone. - Tom Robbins

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that exalted, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. - George Bernard Shaw "Getting Married" (1908)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Some Strange British Signs


Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)


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GIRL FINDS COP WHO SAVED HER FROM FIRE - GRADUATES COLLEGE - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/198474.html


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CIGARETTE SMOKING DEATH PICTURES ON AUSSIE PACKAGES - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/198476.html


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1969 BAND PAYMENTS FOR ALL WOODSTOCK PERFORMERS! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/198479.html


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IVANKA TRUMP WOULD ADD A NICE TOUCH TO THE WHITEHOUSE - HOT DRESS! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/198482.html


STRANGE DOGGIE AIDES - PUPPY POUCH FOR MOMMA DOG - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198483.html


GOOFY HORSE SAYS KISS THIS! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/198484.html


STRANGE BUSINESS FEUDS - LITTLE KNOWN "BUTT-HEAD" STORY OF APPLE VERSES CARL SAGAN - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/198485.html


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STRANGE AND REGRETTABLE TATTOOS - COUPLES FACES LOOK NOTHING LIKE THEM! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/198487.html


STRANGE MILITARY EQUIPMENT - AIR CRAFT CARRIER TEST STEAM POWERED LAUNCH EQUIPMENT - SENDS TRUCK OVER A MILES! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/198488.html


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Love And Marriage In Today's Social Media Nightmare - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198477.html


Top 10 Unbreakable Sports Records - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/108499.html


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Man Pays in Pennies; Judge Gets Even - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/109341.html


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VOL 1509 - MAR. 02, 2016 - Strange Examples of "DoubleSpeak"

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The Top Ten Lies Told By Graduate Students

10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street.

9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/article/chapter.

8. My work has a lot of practical importance.

7. I would never date an undergraduate.

6. Your latest article was so inspiring.

5. I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here.

4. I just have to read one more book and then I'll start writing my thesis

3. The department is giving me so much support.

2. My job prospects look really good.

1. No really, I'll be out of here in only two more years.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Examples of "DoubleSpeak"

From the Quarterly Review of Doublespeak

A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's chart: "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential."

Another doctor reports that in a recent issue of the American Journal of Family Practice fleas were called "hematophagous arthropod vectors."

The letter from the Air Force colonel in charge of safety said that rocket boosters weighing more than 300,000 pounds "have an explosive force upon surface impact that is sufficient to exceed the accepted overpressure threshhold of physiological damage for exposed personnel." In other words, if a 300,000-pound booster rocket falls on someone, he or she is not likely to survive.

A reader reports that the Army calls them "vertically deployed anti-personnel devices." You probably call them bombs.

At McClellan Air Force base in Sacramento, California, civilian mechanics were placed on "non-duty, non-pay status." That is, they were fired.

A personal ad from an unidentified mewspaper announces that a "formerly single man" seeks a single or married woman.

After taking the trip of a lifetime, our reader sent his twelve rolls of film to Kodak for developing (or "processing," as Kodak likes to call it) only to receive the following notice: "We must report that during the handling of your twelve 35mm Kodachrome slide orders, the films were involved in an unusual laboratory experience." The use of the passive is a particularly nice touch, don't you think? Nobody did anything to the films; they just had a bad experience. Of course our reader can always go back to Tibet and take his pictures all over again, using the twelve replacement rolls Kodak so generously sent him.

The description on the package of Stouffer's Veal Tortellini with Tomato Sauce says it contains "exquisite egg pasta." The list of ingredients, however, includes "cooked noodle product."

In St. Louis there is an oriental rug store that advertizes "semi-antique" rugs.

The Minnesota Board of Education voted to consider requiring all students to do some "volunteer work" as a prerequisite to high school graduation.

Senator Orrin Hatch said that "capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."

According to the tax bill signed by President Reagan on December 22, 1987, Don Tyson and his sister-in-law Barbara run a "family farm." Their "farm" has 25,000 employees and grosses $1.7 billion a year. But as a "family farm" they get tax breaks that save them $135 million a year.

Scott L. Pickard, spokesperson for the Massachusetts Department of Public Works, calls them "ground-mounted confirmatory route markers." You probably call them road signs, but then you don't work in a government agency.

It's not "elderly" or "senior citizens" anymore. Now it's "chronologically experienced citizens."

According to the FAA, the propeller blade didn't break off, it was just a case of "uncontained blade liberation."

Submitted by Jenny J.

Rec'd from Bill Kruse:

When a Professional Bull Rider suffered three cracked vertebrae and a broken collar bone after having been bucked an enraged 1,800 pound animal, the medical authorities attributed his injuries to "aggravated bovine ejection."
No joke!


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OBAMA HAS REALLY AGED DURING HIS REIGN - YEAR ONE AND 2016! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198238.html


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STRANGE POLICE CAR PROBLEMS - SMASHED IN DUNKIN DONUTS BUILDING! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198457.html


STRANGE FARM FUN - CRAZY SEXY JAPANESE CARROTS ON DISPLAY! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/198458.html


STRANGE POLICE ITEMS - NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING SEEKING NEIGHBORHOOD SNITCHES FOR DRUG DEALERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198459.html


STRANGE CANADIAN PRODUCTS - MAPLE SYRUP IN A WINE BOTTLE WITH A VINTAGE DATE/YEAR! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/198460.html


SCARY DANGEROUS SELFIES - ST BAARTS AIRPORT RUNWAY STARTS AT THE BEACH! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/198462.html


Strange Celebrity History You Never Knew - The Incredible Hedwig Kiesler - King Kong Beauty! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198463.html


SPORTS FUN - AMAZING GYMNASTICS BALANCE BEAM SPRING UP SPLITS MOUNT - WOW! - WILD ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/198464.html


STRANGE JOBS AND TALENTS IN EUROPE - ELF SEX EXPERT? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198465.html


STRANGE AUTO RACING DANGERS IN AUSTRALIA - KANGAROO ON THE TRACK! SCARY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198467.html


AMAZING MILITARY JET CRASH TAKEN FROM REAR OF CARGO PLANE - CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198466.html


SCARY TREE HOUSE OVER THE EDGE OF A CLIFF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198468.html


BRILLIANT - BEST PANCAKE EATING PLATE EVER - SECTION FOR SYRUP TO COLLECT! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/198469.html


STRANGE RELIGIOUS AND GAMBLING ITEMS - ROULETTE WHEEL NUMBERS TOTAL 666! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/198470.html


STRANGE FOOD FUN - JAPANESE PANCAKE SODA! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/198471.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SZ - BABY ANIMALS! Cute - Cuddly - Tiny - Helpless - Amazing!

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Famous Firsts of the 2000's - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/152817.html


Strange Famous Firsts of the 1920's - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/152816.html


Strange Banana Facts - a Chemical & Mineral Goldmine - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/150539.html


Strange Facts About Your Hair and How it Grows - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/150540.html


A Strange History Lesson About Railroad Tracks - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/150542.html


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VOL 1508 - FEB. 28, 2016 - The True Meaning of the Word 'Service!'

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STRANGE HOLY QUOTES!

Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited - until you try to get into their pew.
[George Goldtrap, Madison, Tennessee]

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.
[Mark Twain]

Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. [Fred Allen]

Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched. [Lowell B. Yoder, Holland, Ohio]

Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't belong.
[Msgr. Joseph P. Dooley, Martins Creek, Pennsylvania]

Every evening I turn my troubles over to God - He's going to be up all night anyway.
[Donald J. Morgan, Columbus, Ohio]

I don't know why some people change churches - what difference does it make which one you stay home from? [Rev. Denny Brake]

If a Savior leaves you as you are and where you are, from what has He saved you?
[Rev. Denny Brake]

If your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington.
[Anonymous]

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - The True Meaning of the Word 'Service!'

At one time in my life, I thought I understood the meaning of the word "service." The act of doing things for other people.

Then I heard the terms:
Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Civil Service
Service Stations
Customer Service
City/County Public Service
Public Service Employees
Immigration Service
Dept Health & Human Services
Forest Service
Natl Park Service
Natural Resources Conservation Service

And I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.

Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull service a few of his cows.

WHAM!! It all came into perspective! Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.


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STRANGE DISNEY PRINCESS WANNABE! SARAH INGLE SPENT $14,000 ON CUSTOM MADE PRINCESS GOWNS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198277.html


SPORTS FUN - LADY ATHLETES - SOME LOOK BETTER THAN OTHERS - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/198401.html


NEW SMOKING DANGERS! - VAPE ESCAPE! E-CIGARETTE EXPLODES IN MANS PANTS - BIG FIRE - SCARY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198402.html


AWESOME BUILDING DESIGNS - UNIQUE CIRCULAR SPIRAL STAIRCASE - LIBRARY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198404.html


AMAZING SEASIDE STAIRWAY DOWN TO THE OCEAN WITH COOL DECKS AND FIRE-PITS AND GAZEBOS! WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198422.html


SCARY MOUNTAIN BIKING DANGERS - MAN RIDES RIDGE-TOP TRAIL - JUMPS OVER MOUNTAIN CHASM - CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/198423.html


SOCIAL MEDIA FUN - THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TAKING PICTURES WITH YOUR iPAD! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/198424.html


NASTY HIGHWAY PROBLEMS - DIRTY DIESEL TRUCK FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY PORSCHE CONVERTIBLE ! YUCK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198425.html


FUN ANIMAL TOYS - A LITTLE UNICORN FOR YOUR CAT - WATCH HOW MUCH THEY LIKE IT! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/198426.html


HANDICAPPED PARKER KARMA - CROWD JEERS IRATE ILLEGAL PARKER WHOSE CAR THE COVERED WITH POSTIT NOTES! - FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/198427.html


STRANGE SPORTS CELEBRITY BATHROOMS - CHECKOUT MIKE TYSON'S WILD HOT TUB VIEW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198428.html


WATCH THIS MECHANIC FLASH INFLATE THIS HUGE 7 FT MONSTER VEHICLE TIRE - WOW - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/198429.html


COOL MILITARY PICTURES - YOU DRIVE! - COCKPIT OF M1 A1 ABRAMS BATTLE TANK! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/198430.html


STRANGE MOTHER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE - AS DEPICTED BY WINDOW STICKER STICK FIGURES! - - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198431.html


STRANGE JAPANESE FRUIT & VEGETABLE PRODUCTS - PLASTIC FOR FOR PEARS TO GROW INTO BUDDHA SHAPES! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/198432.html


THIS IS HOW LAS VEGAS SLOT CASINOS ENTICE FOLKS TO PLAY - PUPPY SLOTS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/198433.html


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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Strange Facts About Space - NASA - And The Universe! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/198403.html


- Strange Resume' Humor - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/130054.html


- Strange Uses for Aluminum Foil - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/130632.html


- Strange Business One-Liners - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/130056.html


- Strange Observations & Insults - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/130639.html


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Great Quotes About Our East Coast Cities

I love New York City; I've got a gun.- - - Charles Barkley

New York is a sucked orange.- - - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. - - - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

Aside from the murders, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.- - - Marion Barry

"New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him."

"I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only place where my fears were justified."

"The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up."

"In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?"

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Southern Drawl Words Translated

The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all Southern schools.

The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary:


HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.

HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage "Heidi, Hire yew?"

BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow. "Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."

BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum. Usage "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."

MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage "My grampaw retard at age 65."

FAT - (noun), (verb) -- a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."

RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage "Just set that bare rat cheer."

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage "He's did, Jim."

ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas Oxygen. Usage "He cain't breathe...give 'im some ARE!"

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

HAZE - a contraction. Usage "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."
SEED - (verb) -- past tense of "to see".

VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."


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Strange Farm Quotes:

I ask myself: Would I have been any worse off if I had stayed home or lived on a farm instead of shock treatments and medication? - Gene Tierney

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich. - Larry Holmes

I think the extent to which I have any balance at all, any mental balance, is because of being a farm kid and being raised in those isolated rural areas. - James Earl Jones

I was a typical farm boy. I liked the farm. I enjoyed the things that you do on a farm, go down to the drainage ditch and fish, and look at the crawfish and pick a little cotton.
Sam Donaldson

"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"You can make a small fortune in farming - provided you start with a large one." - Anonymous

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. - Anonymous

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Anonymous

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - If You Love Someone . . .

If You Love Someone . . .

If You Love Someone

Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.


Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.


Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.


Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back.


Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*


C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;


Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....


Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.


Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull
distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.


Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".


Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!


Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!


Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.


Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
is the infinite constant of no turning point.


Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL


If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!


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Great "Food" Quotes

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James A. Beard

I don't eat anything that a dog won't eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, "I don't think so." And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants. - Billiam Coronel

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis (Garfield)

If the people have no bread, let them eat cake. - (attributed to) Marie Antoinette

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed. ~George Rosenbaum

I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians. ~Pat McNelis

A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. ~Old New York Proverb

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Job Descriptions in the Real World

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.


A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
(Charles R. Darwin)

A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.


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