FATES WARNING ‎THE SPECTRE WITHIN 12" LP ALBUM VINYL

FATES WARNING ‎THE SPECTRE WITHIN 12" LP ALBUM VINYL

Collectors information & Description:  "The Spectre Within" is the second studio album by progressive metal band "Fates Warning" This album "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within" includes the original custom inner sleeve with album details, complete lyrics of all songs by and artwork/photos

FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within album cover photo

Music Genre:	Heavy Metal / Ptogressive Metal
Album Production information:	The album: "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within" was produced by: Brian Slagel, Bill Metoyer
Record Label:	RoadrunneR RR 9737
Record Format	12" Vinyl Stereo Gramophone Record Total Album (Cover+Record) weight: 230 gram
Year & Country	1905 Made in Netherlands

High Quality Photo of Album Front Cover  "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within"

Album Back Cover  Photo of "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within"

Inner Sleeve   of "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within" Album

Photo of "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within" Album's Inner Sleeve

Photo of "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within" 12" LP Record - Side One:

Photo of "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within" 12" LP Record - Side Two:

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Personnel/Band Members and Musicians on: FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within

Band-members, Musicians and Performers John Arch – vocals, arrangement, production Victor Arduini – guitar, arrangement, production Jim Matheos – guitar, arrangement, production Jim Arch – keyboard, arrangement Steve Zimmerman – drums, arrangement, production Joe DiBiase – bass, arrangement, production

Complete Track-listing of the album "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within"

The detailed tracklist of this record "FATES WARNING ?– The Spectre Within" is: Track-listing : "Traveler in Time" Jim Matheos, Victor Arduini, John Arch 7:13 "Orphan Gypsy" Arduini, Arch 5:59 "Without a Trace" Arduini, Arch 4:49 "Pirates of the Underground" Matheos, Arduini, Arch 7:07 "The Apparition" Matheos, Arch 5:50 "Kyrie Eleison" Matheos, Arch 5:25 "Epitaph" Matheos, Arch 11:57

Album's Condition and Grading Details

Strict grading according to the Goldmine Grading for Vinyl records has been applied, this record has been carefully visually inspected to determine the grading. Record/Vinyl: NEAR MINT or NM, M- : this record appears virtually flawless A very minor scuff and very little else can appear on the vinyl Album Cover: NEAR MINT or NM, M- : The album cover looks as close to perfect with only minor signs of wear and or age. No seam-wear, ring-wear, stickers, cut-outs, or writing on the cover. Minor impressions to the cover

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Strange Proverbs

A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master. - Russian Proverb

A drink precedes a story. - Irish Proverb

A drowning man is not troubled by rain. - Persian Proverb

Better wear out shoes than sheets. - Scottish Proverb

Every ass loves to hear himself bray. - Proverb of Unknown Origin

Friends are lost by calling often and calling seldom. - French Proverb

He that marries for money will earn it. - American Proverb

Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one. - Chinese Proverb

Lend your money and lose your friend.- English Proverb

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Questions That Will Always Remain Unanswered.

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?


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Strange "My Philosophy on Success" Quotes

I don't meet competition. I crush it. - Charles Revson

I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them. - Ed Koch

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor - Jack Nicholson, 1993

I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them. -Calvin Coolidge

I don't read books, I write them. - Henry Kissinger

I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them. - Ed Koch

If people screw me, I screw back in spades. - Donald Trump

You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth. -John Lennon

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Facts of Technology


Aircraft Carrier
An aircraft carrier gets about 6 inches per gallon of fuel.

Airplanes
The first United States coast to coast airplane flight occurred in 1911 and took 49 days.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight (120ft).

Aluminum
The Chinese were using aluminum to make things as early as 300 AD Western civilization didn't rediscover aluminum until 1827.

Automobile
George Seldon received a patent in 1895 - for the automobile. Four years later, George sold the rights for $200,000.

Coin Operated Machine
The first coin operated machine ever designed was a holy-water dispenser that required a five-drachma piece to operate. It was the brainchild of the Greek scientist Hero in the first century AD.

Compact Discs
Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works.

Computers
ENIAC, the first electronic computer, appeared 50 years ago. The original ENIAC was about 80 feet long, weighed 30 tons, had 17,000 tubes. By comparison, a desktop computer today can store a million times more information than an ENIAC, and 50,000 times faster.

From the smallest microprocessor to the biggest mainframe, the average American depends on over 264 computers per day.

The first "modern" computer (i.e., general-purpose and program-controlled) was built in 1941 by Konrad Zuse. Since there was a war going on, he applied to the German government for funding to build his machines for military use, but was turned down because the Germans did not expect the war to last beyond Christmas.

The computer was launched in 1943, more than 100 years after Charles Babbage designed the first programmable device. Babbage dropped his idea after he couldn't raise capital for it. In 1998, the Science Museum in London, UK, built a working replica of the Babbage machine, using the materials and work methods available at Babbage's time. It worked just as Babbage had intended.


Electric Chair
The electric chair was invented by a dentist, Alfred Southwick.

Eye Glasses
The Chinese invented eyeglasses. Marco Polo reported seeing many pairs worn by the Chinese as early as 1275, 500 years before lens grinding became an art in the West.

Glass
If hot water is suddenly poured into a glass that glass is more apt to break if it is thick than if it is thin. This is why test tubes are made of thin glass.

Hard Hats
Construction workers hard hats were first invented and used in the building of the Hoover Dam in 1933.

Hoover Dam
The Hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. The concrete in it will not even be fully cured for another 500 years.

Nuclear Power
Nuclear ships are basically steamships and driven by steam turbines. The reactor just develops heat to boil the water.

Oil
The amount of oil that is used worldwide in one year is doubling every ten years. If that rate of increase continues and if the world were nothing but oil, all the oil would be used up in 400 years.

Radio Waves
Radio waves travel so much faster than sound waves that a broadcast voice can be heard sooner 18,000 km away than in the back of the room in which it originated.

Ships & Boats
The world's oldest surviving boat is a simple 10 feet long dugout dated to 7400 BC. It was discovered in Pesse Holland in the Netherlands.

Rock drawings from the Red Sea site of Wadi Hammamat, dated to around 4000 BC show that Egyptian boats were made from papyrus and reeds.

The Egyptians created the first organized navy in 2300 BC.

Oar-powered ships were developed by the Sumerians in 3500 BC.

Silicon Chip
A chip of silicon a quarter-inch square has the capacity of the original 1949 ENIAC computer, which occupied a city block.

Skyscraper
The term skyscraper was first used way back in 1888 to describe an 11-story building.

Telephones
There are more than 600 million telephone lines today, yet almost half the world's population has never made a phone call.

Television
Scottish inventor John Logie Baird gave the first public demonstration of television in 1926 in Soho, London. Ten years later there were only 100 TV sets in the world.

Traffic Lights
Traffic lights were used before the advent of the motorcar. In 1868, a lantern with red and green signals was used at a London intersection to control the flow of horse buggies and pedestrians.

Transistors
More than a billion transistors are manufactured... every second.

VCR's
The first VCR, made in 1956, was the size of a piano.

Windmill
The windmill originated in Iran in AD 644. It was used to grind grain.


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* BLOWN - Your biggest opportunities

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

 >> More accurate Tour of British Accents <<

 "I tweaked a few things [from the viral hit

 currently doing the rounds] to make it more

 concise," writes mysticmurray. "And better."

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 >> Cowbrain Spacecomputer <<

 "Here's a new music video I made for some crazy

 Swedes at Mutant Swing Records," exclaims

 smearballs. "It's a bit inspired by Cyriak's

 cows but more like its hastily executed,

 retarded cousin who doesn't get invited to the

 family functions."

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 >> PS4 vs XBOX One <<

 "Here's a video I made for Mashed and b3ta's

 own Superpowerless," explains Butters. "A

 mighty rap battle to decide the best console."

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: USVSTH3M

 * GIFtris - Let's design your game of animated

 Tetris!

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 * How Fast Is Your Brain? - Can you answer the

 comprehension questions correctly as you're

 forced to read faster & faster?

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 * Amateur Hacker Simulator - How many nerdy

 easter eggs can you find?

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK

 Biggest Blown Opportunities

 

 Last week we asked for the biggest thing you

 turned down through laziness, indifference or

 sheer idiocy:

http://b3ta.com/questions/blownopportunities/

 * NAILED IT - "In the early 90s I auditioned to

 review films alongside Johnny Vaughan on the

 telly. All I had to do was be filmed talking

 about the last movie I saw. The last film I'd

 seen was Evita starring Madonna, but I was so

 nervous my mind went completely blank. My

 opening line of my review was, 'It's got Jimmy

 Nail in it.' I then repeated, 'It's got Jimmy

 Nail in it' a further 8 times. Each time I

 delivered the line in slightly different ways.

 Finally I held up a board with 4 stars on it.

 The producers looked shocked and stunned. I

 left in silence and funnily enough didn't hear

 from them again." (Frankiepigeon)

 

 * KONG - "The friend who first taught me to

 photoshop had a long standing desire to emigrate

 to New Zealand with his family. He also wanted

 to do what he did best: mess around with

 pictures all day long. So when he was offered a

 job in New Zealand working for a new film

 company who were rumoured to be planning a

 remake of King Kong, I was quite surprised when

 he said to me that he'd only accept if they were

 definitely doing King Kong. When they couldn't

 disclose what film they'd be making next, he

 turned them down. He's regretted it ever since,

 as he's always been a big Lord of the Rings

 geek..." (dorje)

 

 * IF - "If I had any talent and had practiced

 all the time and if I was lucky enough to be

 'spotted' at a young age and signed up to a top

 club and if I had any interest in football

 whatsoever and if my talent was nurtured in the

 right way and if I had a good agent with my best

 interests at heart who guided me through the

 best transfers I could have really been a

 contender. And there's a fairly good chance I

 could get these damn rape charges dropped."

 (Figmaus)

 >> This Week - Drunk Shopping <<

 For most people this is pretty harmless - the

 odd duplicate CD, a dodgy morphsuit - but last

 time we asked this question, someone had bought

 their own gravestone:

http://b3ta.com/questions/drunkshopping/

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: SITES IN BRIEF

 Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

 >> Puff Daddy Twitter fail <<

 P Diddy tries to get his old Twitter handle

 back. Fake but still funny.

http://goo.gl/lwWY5b

 >> World's worst school science project <<

 Photoshopped photos of epically uninspiring

 school science projects.

http://goo.gl/GaMTRu

 >> Untrusted game <<

 You need to hack JavaScript to get out of the

 maze - a good one if your job involves

 debugging in any way.

http://alexnisnevich.github.io/untrusted/

 >> The selfie flowchart <<

 Should you take a selfie? This infographic has

 the answers.

http://goo.gl/g1opaE

 >> Composers doing normal shit <<

 Here's Rachmaninoff in a fucking hammock.

 Here's Debussy getting pissed. Who would have

 thought young musicians could act like this??

http://composersdoingnormalshit.tumblr.com/

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO

 >> Interviewer fail <<

 Dutch reporter should think twice before

 interviewing people on a yacht. The result is

 inevitable. Also, it's a fake - but still

 enjoyable, no?

http://b3ta.com/links/Interviewer_fail

 >> Pupils prank mobilephone-hating teacher <<

 Good natured gag as students play an April

 Fools on the teacher who makes them take their

 calls on speaker, if it rings in his class.

http://b3ta.com/links/1163315/

 >> How to tell the time in Italy <<

 Top tip for telling the time in the countryside.

http://b3ta.com/links/How_To_Tell_The_Time_In_Italy

 >> Sherlock's not dead <<

 He's --anal-- alive! Dead-on Sherlock parody

 with lovely autocomplete gags.

http://b3ta.com/links/Hes_not_dead

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 Hexagon Sun, skeltonator, Queef In a Jar, Mex3,

 jams and buffet_the_appetite_slayer.

 Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.

 Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.

 Top tip via SpanishFly.

 

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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too effed up to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
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