VOL 1488 - DEC. 20, 2015 - A Politically Correct Christmas Poem

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

---------------------------------------

DECEMBER FUN !


------------------------

Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html

------------------------

==================================

Strange Christmas Quotes

"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it." - Rixhard Lamm

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays." Henny Youngman

"Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Football Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." Erma Bombeck


Strange Quotes about Cats & Teenagers:

For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:

1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.

5. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

==================================

Today's Featured Humor : -) - - A Politically Correct Christmas Poem

A Politically Correct Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the North Pole,
were alleged by the union, to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished without much propriety,
released to the wilds, by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear,
that Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his beautiful sleigh,
because the ruts were deemed dangerous by the EPA,
And millions of people were calling the Cops,
when they heard sled noises upon their roof tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe, had his workers quite frightened,
and his fur trimmed red suit was called "unenlightened".

To show you the strangeness of today's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose.
He went to Geraldo, in front of the Nation,
demanding millions in over-due workers compensation.

So...half of the reindeer were gone, and his wife
who suddenly said she'd had enough of this life,
joined a self help group, packed and left in a whiz,
demanding from now on that her title was Ms.

And as for gifts...why, he'd never had the notion
that making a choice could cause such commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur...
Which meant nothing for him or nothing for her.
Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot,
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls and nothing for just boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific,
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish upon the truth.
And fairy tales...while not yet forbidden,
were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden,
for they raised the hackles of those psychological,
who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone might get hurt,
besides - playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist and should be passe.
and Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled and perplexed,
he just couldn't figure out what to do next?
He tried to be merry he tried to be gay,
but you must have to admit he was having a very bad day.
His sack was quite empty, it was flat on the ground,
nothing fully acceptable was anywhere to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might,
give to us all, without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy - with no indecision,
each group of people in every religion.
Every race, every hue,
everyone, everywhere...even you!
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...

"MAY YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES, ENJOY PEACE ON EARTH"


==================================

Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

=================================


STRANGE ART AROUND THE WORLD - AMAZING 66,000 WATER-CUPS FILLED DIFFERENT SHADES CREATE HUGE BABY ARTWORK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197573.html


STRANGE BUSINESS SIGNS - PERFECT LOCATION FOR LIQUOR STORE - NEXT TO DIVORCE AND BANKRUPTCY SHOPS - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/197574.html


STRANGE CELEBRITIES- WINNIE COOPER FROM "THE WONDER YEARS" AT AGE 40! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/197576.html


STRANGE POLICE STORIES - CROSS-EYED MAN ARRESTED FOR STRANGLING GIRLFRIEND FOR NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197567.html


ROAD TEST DANGERS - AUTO MAGAZINE EDITOR TEST DRIVE 800 HP LAMBORGHINI HURACAN ALMOST TOTALS WHEN SUV DRAGGING A HUGE TREE APPEARS ON MTN CURVE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197577.html


STRANGE RICH PEOPLE CHRISTMAS GIFTS - GOLD PLATED SUGAR CUBES $120.00! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197578.html


GYMNAST VAULT FAILS - STRANGE GUYS TRIES THE VAULT 3 TIMES - FAILS BADLY ALL 3 - OUCH - PAINFUL ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/197568.html


COOL MILITARY CHRISTMAS TREE - RED WHITE AND BLUE WITH EAGLE ON TOP! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197580.html


STRANGE OLDE CARS - 1939 PONTIAC GHOST CAR - SEE THRU PLEXIGLAS SEDAN! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/197569.html


STRANGE RELIGIOUS ITEMS - WHY WOULD AMISH GIRLS HAVE SHOPPING CARTS FULL OF CHEETOS? - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/197581.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS TIME FUN - PICKUP TRUCK COVERED WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - LIL' TREE IN BACK! COOL HOLIDAY FUN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197582.html


TIMING IS EVERYTHING - A SPECIAL FLOWER FOR HIS FAVORITE GIRL AS SHE STEPS OUT OF THE PORT-O-JOHN - THAT FRESHLY WASHED FEELING! - MORONS OR THE WORLD UNITE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197583.html


FIRST CHRISTMAS TREE? - I THINK YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG - HUGE TREE ATOP CAR - ROOTS AND ALL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197584.html


STRANGE EDUCATION FUN - CLEVER TEACHER WEARS THE SAME SHIRT & SWEATER 40 YEARS OF CLASS PICTURES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197585.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS CARDS - HORRIFIED KITTY IS NOT ENJOYING THIS CHRISTMAS CARD WITH THE TREE! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/197586.html


SPORTS FUN - AMAZING NBA HOOP LEVEL VIEW OF BLOCKED SHOT!- WOW! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/197572.html


OHIO BAKERY POSTS NON PC SIGN - DON'T LIKE IT? GET OUT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/197262.html


==================================

The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - CONCEPT CARS - WILD DESIGNS - GM - FORD - CHRYSLER - JAPANESE - EUROPEAN

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100707_1.html

==================================

The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Japan - Interesting Facts About The Culture - NO Muslims Allowed - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/197434.html


- The Top 15 Forgotten Olde Tyme Christmas Carols - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/22455.html


- Horrible Holiday Puns - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/25243.html


- Dog Rules For Christmas - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/25262.html


- A Whole Bunch of Christmas Quickies! - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/23704.html


- Never Underestimate the Impression You Will Leave On Others - (This Will Bring a Tear To Your Eye) - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/180080.html


==================================

The Featured New Category This Week - SV - CONCEPT CARS - WILD DESIGNS - GM - FORD - CHRYSLER - JAPANESE - EUROPEAN

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/113_1.html

==================================

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Because of a number of requests, we are becoming more active of both Twitter, Pinterest and Facebook. We will periodically be Tweeting the latest BEST or Most UNIQUE pictures. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOLLOWING US!

Please Click here to begin following: https://twitter.com/headstranger
https://www.facebook.com/pages/StrangeCosmoscom/278654660263

http://www.pinterest.com/headstranger/boards/

------------------------------------------------------------

Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites


==========================

********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!)

Visit Often - Tell Your Friends - Never Follow!

#1 Stranger


Do NOT Reply to this automated e-Letter: E-Mail replies to this message will not be seen.

To Remove E-mail Address - http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/unsubscribe.html