Dienstag, 14. Oktober 2014

VOL 1365 - Oct 15, 2014 - Strange Word Fun - 'Short" Movie Reviews

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"Right now we're pretty much the ham in a bad ham sandwich..." GO/FO (EUCOM)

"If we wait until the last minute to do it, it'll only take a minute." MAJ(EUCOM)

"The only reason that anything ever gets done is because there are pockets of competence in every command. The key is to find them ... and then exploit the hell out of 'em." CDR (CENTCOM)

"Working with Hungary is like watching a bad comedy set on auto repeat..." LCDR (EUCOM)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Word Fun - 'Short" Movie Reviews

In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked its readers for terse reviews (four words or fewer) of movies, books, etc. Some of our favorite entries:

* "The Sting": Just a B Picture.
* Fellini's "8 1/2 ": Nein!
* "S.W.A.T.": C.W.A.P.
* "The Sound of Music": DOA, dear.
* "Love Story": Sorry!
* "Cast Away": Man overbored.
* "Analyze This": OK, it's awful. Satisfied?
* "Fargo": Forgo.
* "To Have and Have Not": Has not.
* "Oliver": Please, sir, no more!
* "The Odd Couple": I smell Oscar.
* "Cheers": Booze.
* "The Sting": Where is its death?
* "On the Waterfront": Long snore, man.
* "Annie": Get your gun.
* "Oh, God": Dog, ho!
* "Moby-Dick": Call me fishmeal.
* "Signs": Do not enter.
* "Camelot": Let it be forgot.
* "Girl, Interrupted": Boy! Interminable!
* "Being There": Leaving early.
* "Annie Hall": Blah-de-dah.
* "Conan the Barbarian": I'm groping for words.
* "Twelve Angry Men": Make that thirteen.
* "Jaws": Box office poisson.
* "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly": Two out of three!
* "Babe": On't-day o-gay.
* "I, Claudius": It, tedious.
* "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever": Critic: Head vs. wall.
* "Gigli": Reagli, reagli unappeagli.
* "Shampoo": Genuine poo.
* "Shampoo": Much hairdo about nothing.
* "Casablanca": Don't play it, Sam.
* "Star Wars": Stay far, far away.
* "Moulin Rouge": Merde she wrote.
* "The Shoes of the Fisherman": Smelt.
* "The Great Gatsby": F--- Scott Fitzgerald.
* "Flirting With Disaster": Flirting?
* "Animal Farm": Ewe.


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