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Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye. (George S. Kaufman)
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. (Joseph Heller)
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. (Ed Furgol)
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. (Charles Lamb)
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. (Sam Goldwyn)
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Jesus vs. Elvis
JESUS vs. ELVIS
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JESUS and ELVIS - Coincidence, or Cosmic Plan?
JESUS was a carpenter.
ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop.
JESUS said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
ELVIS said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA 1956)
JESUS was part of the Trinity.
ELVIS' very first band was a trio.
JESUS walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
ELVIS surfed on water. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount:1965)
JESUSS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)
ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957)
JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.
Mary, an important woman in JESUS' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
Priscilla, an important woman in ELVIS' life, attended Immaculate Conception High School.
JESUS H. CHRIST has 12 letters.
ELVIS PRESLEY has 12 letters.
No one knows what the "H" in "JESUS H. Christ" stood for.
No one was really sure if ELVIS' middle name was "Aron" or "Aaron".
JESUS had his famous Resurrection.
ELVIS had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.
JESUS lived in a state of grace, in a Near Eastern land.
ELVIS lived in Graceland, in a nearly eastern state.
Coincidence, or Cosmic Plan?
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