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In an expensive promotional move, the Polaroid Corporation has rented an oceanfront estate in Malibu that has become a magnet for tabloid staples like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. And, as it turns out, a murderous Mafia figure who snitched out his criminal cohorts and was recently sprung from a federal prison. Probably not what Polaroid's marketing geniuses had in mind:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0710071paciello1.html

Since arrestees rarely have the chance to plan their wardrobe in advance of a mug shot session, some perps are snapped wearing t-shirts with one of those dopey slogans. For 10 examples, head here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0706071mugs1.html

Jazz singer Diana Krall (a/k/a Mrs. Elvis Costello) is currently touring the U.S., which is bad news for backstage gofers confronted with the intimidating "Diana Krall Wine List (North America)." Details here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0709071krall1.html

Speaking of tour requirements, someone's gotta tell this Mandy Moore that if she doesn't become more demanding, fans are going to think she's a regular, down-to-earth person. Story here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0709072moore1.html

What did the woman say before flashing the cop? Answer that simple question and you might win some fine loot, including a nifty SanDisk mp3 player. Enter our prize contest here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html

Regards,

Your pals at TSG

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