VOL 1207 - April 14, 2013 - Really Strange Analogies

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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - ZsaZsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Ed Furgol

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form
of misery. - Spike Milligan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up. - Joe Namath

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Henry Asquith

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Really Strange Analogies

Things that make you say "Hmm..."

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. (Chuck Smith)

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. (Russell Beland)

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth (Paul Kocak)

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. (Jack Bross)

The wheel of love had left its tread marks in his chest once too often, like a knobby mud tire on a monster truck, or like a really big ponce wheel, the kind that tailors use to punch little holes in patterns and that would leave lots of nasty little welts if you were to run it up and down your arm. (Peter Loughlin)

I saw her sitting at the bar. I approached. "Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled. (Dan Yell)

Mitzi's wet T-shirt clung to her torso like paint on the nose cone of a jumbo jet. (James Macdonald)

Captain Burton stood at the bow of his massive sailing ship, his weathered face resembling improperly cured leather that wouldn't even be used to make a coat or something. (Bryan Semrow)

The sun rose over the horizon like a great big radioactive baby's head with a bad sunburn, but then again it might just have been that Lisa was always cranky this early in the morning. (Debra Allen)

Jane was toast, and not the light buttery kind, nay, she was the kind that's been charred and blackened in the bottom of the toaster and has to be thrown a away because no matter how much of the burnt part you scrape off with a knife, there's always more blackened toast beneath, the kind that not even starving birds in winter will eat, that kind of toast. (Beth Knutson)

As Fiona slowly drew the heavy velvet curtain aside, her eyes smoldered black, deep, and dark as inside the lungs of a coal miner, although it would be black in anyone's lungs if you could get in there because there wouldn't be any light, even in the pink ones of people who don't smoke. (Lou A. Waller)

Having O.J. try on the bloody glove was a stroke of genius unseen since the debut of Goober on "Mayberry R.F.D". (John Kammer)

Chicken: it's like a cow, but different. (Ben Olson)

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VOL 1206 - April 10, 2013 - 10 Strange Clubs and Secret Societies

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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in. - Rita Rudner

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked... - Bill Cosby

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." - Elayne Boosler

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - 10 Strange Clubs and Secret Societies

They run the gauntlet from secret societies, to business groups, to sporting clubs, to just plain crazy, but rest assured all of these clubs have one thing in common: there is absolutely no way you are getting in.

1. Disney's Club 33

This is an uber-exclusive and expensive club that lets you eat in a semi-secret dining room in New Orleans Square. It is the only place in Disneyland that serves alcohol. You also get to ride in a special train car called the Lilly Belle. That's pretty much it. Despite these less than awe-inspiring perks, rumor has it that it costs $10,000 for an individual membership, and that doesn't even include the yearly fees of a couple thousand dollars. But if you are a huge fan of the Mouse and don't think you can afford to join just yet, don't worry. As of 2007 the waiting list to join was 14 years; shortly after that they stopped taking inquiries altogether.

2. The Beefsteak Club

Also known as the Sublime Society of Beefsteak, incarnations of this British club go back at least 300 years. Only 24 members are allowed to join at any time; even the Prince of Wales, the future George IV, had to wait until someone died to become a member. Of all British organizations, perhaps only the Order of the Garter is more exclusive, but it is also less insane. That's because, as the name suggests, the Beefsteak Club is a club devoted exclusively to how awesome steak is. The members get together and eat steak, talk about how awesome steak is, sing a song about steak, and even wear a funny outfit including a badge proclaiming "Beef and Liberty".

3. The Bilderberg Club

While they call themselves a club, this group of about 130 individuals are accused of pulling all the strings of governments around the world. Important members of the financial, political, and media from North America and Europe started meeting unofficially in 1954. Now they meet once a year in great secrecy and under heavy guard. No members of the press are allowed in and all conversations are completely off the record. Of course, with this much secrecy involving powerful people, conspiracy theorists go mad.

4. The Giga Society

There are 6 members. Six. Membership is not limited by money, background, or a cap on the number of members allowed in. Yet, as of right now, there are six members; two in the United States and four in Europe. Why so few? It might have something to do with the fact that you have to be smarter than .999999999 of the population to join. According to their own web site this means "in theory one in a billion individuals can qualify". To do so you have to score more than a 195 on one of their accepted IQ tests, which, frankly, sounds pretty hard to do.

5. The Woodcock Club

Currently there are 1,410 members worldwide. In order to join the Shooting Times Woodcock club you must "achieve a right-and-left at woodcock [without lowering your gun] before two witnesses". By all accounts this is a difficult feat, a sign of a true sportsman excelling under difficult conditions, not impossible but rare, similar to a hole-in-one in golf. Ok, sounds logical enough so far. Oh, but the club was originally founded as a promotional exercise — for a whiskey. It continues to be sponsored by various whiskey brands to the present day. The current president asks, "What better tipple for a true rough shooter to put in his hip flask on the coldest of days?" The answer– coffee. Tea. Cocoa. Anything warm that isn't 80 proof when you have a gun and two witnesses on hand.

6. The Trilateral Commission

Formed in the 1970s when the Bilderberg club refused to admit members from Japan, which at the time was an emerging economic powerhouse. The Trilateral Commission is a group of around 300 bigwigs that "help think through the common challenges and leadership responsibilities of… democratic industrialized areas." While conspiracy theorists worry about this club as much as the Bilderberg group, the original name was intended to be "International Commission of Peace and Prosperity", which, if it really is an evil syndicate of men ruling the world from behind the scenes, would have been a bit of a misnomer. Members of the club are known to have influence in American presidential administrations, but in what way and to what extent is unclear. A new member is admitted only by letters of recommendation from two current members, making it one of the most exclusive clubs in the world.

7. The Ejection Tie Club

To join this club of 5,607 members (only 10 of whom are women) you must have survived being fired out of a military plane by ejection seat. Sounds like an awesome club, right? You have to be pretty bad-ass to go through something like that and live to the tale. However, you might have noticed it is called the Ejection Tie Club. Yes, this exclusive club of current and former service men and women, who all at one point stared death in the face, exists only to hand out special ties so that "when they weren't in uniform, members would have some form of recognition among themselves". There are no dinners, no get-togethers, no awards for bravery. Just ties.

8. The Association of the Dead

This club, known as Uttar Pradesh Mritak Sangh, is not one you want to join. The only people allowed to be a part of it are those in a province of India who have been declared dead… when they are still alive. And not like they were on life support and almost didn't make it alive. These club members haven't been sick or injured or anything like that. They have simply been declared dead through forged letters and documents so other people can steal their lands. This has happened to thousands of people in the area over the last 40 years and still goes on today.

9. The Bohemian Club

An exclusive club for artists and journalists, this club, located in San Francisco, is best known for its ownership of the Bohemian Grove. The Grove is a campsite in California where some of the most important men in the world meet every year. Conspiracy theorists love this club as well; however, their motto "Weaving spiders come not here" indicates they may be more of a summer camp for rich guys than a web spinning secret society. For three weeks a year a few hundred men (always men, women are not allowed in) camp among the redwoods and do whatever guys do when they are alone in the woods.

10. The Seven Society

Forget Skull and Bones. This secret club founded at the College of William & Mary only admits seven people per year. While shrouded in mystery like many collegiate secret societies, this one is well known for its philanthropy as opposed to homo-erotic initiation rituals. Former members give anonymous endowments and scholarships the university. They are also known to leave gifts, such as flowers and umbrellas, around campus for those in need. The identity of members is not revealed until they die.


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VOL 1205 - April 07, 2013 - Strange Hygiene Labels

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Strange Quotes From Supposedly Smart People:

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«Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding. - Mickey Rivers, baseball player

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz, US writer

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?» - Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.- George Gobel

If only faces could talk...- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.— Jessica Simpson

That's just the tip of the ice cube.» - Neil Hamilton, BBC2

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.- Sylvester Stallone, Actor

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Hygiene Labels

STRANGE HYGIENE LABELS

"WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately." - Mentadent Duel Action Mouthwash

"WARNING: Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal." - Fun & Fantasy Fluorescent Hair Color

"May contain foam." - Stridex Foaming Face Wash

"Do not swallow. In case of ingestion call poison control or hospital." - Listerine Mouthwash

"Keep out of reach of children, except under adult supervision." - Bath & Body Works Instant Anti-bacterial Hand Gel

"Use only on underarms." - Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant

"Directions: Use like regular soap." - Dial Soap

"Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal." - Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

"Avoid getting in eyes." - Aussie Mega Shampoo

"Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age." - Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

"Final step: "Pull up underwear"." - Unknown Tampons

"CAUTION: This is not a toy." - Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

"Not intended for human consumption." - Mr. Bubbles

"Keep out of reach of children." - AAFES Baby Oil

"Keep away from children" - Little Ones Baby Lotion

"For external use only" - Aveeno Bath Treatment

"Do not use as an ice cream topping." - Unknown Hair Coloring

"WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry." - Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray

"CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin." - Bath & Body Works Peppermint Foot Spray

"Directions: Tear open packet and use." - Wet-Nap

"Not for intimate hygiene." - Fetish Body Mist

"Avoid contact with eyes." - Bath & Body Works Protective Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion

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VOL 1204 - April 03, 2013 - STRANGE TESTS & QUIZES - The Official Moron Test

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APRIL FUN
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MOMS AND THEIR LITTLE BRATS

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Strange Quotes - 'Cheap Shots' About Men and Women

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford

"Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body." - John Vanbrugh

"The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is." - Helen Rowland

"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." - Rupert Hughes

"Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson

"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in." - Katharine Whitehorn

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Official Moron Test

The Official Moron Test


1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning?

5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

11. A butcher in the market is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

13. What was the President's name in 1960?

Here are the answers:

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?
...Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
....One (1). You can only be born once.

3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
....Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.

4. How many outs are there in an inning?
... Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.

5. Can a man in California marry his widow's sister?
...No. He must be dead if it is his widow.

6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
.... Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60.

7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. How many apples are you left with?
.Two (2). You take two apples, therefore YOU have TWO apples.

8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
.....One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has passed.

9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
.... Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark?
..... None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark.

11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?
.... Meat ... that is self-explanatory.

12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
..Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? Twelve. It's a dozen.

13. What was the President's name in 1960?
..Georgw W. Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.



So, how did we do?

13 correct.........GENIUS...you are good.

10-12 correct....ABOVE AVERAGE...but don't let it go to your head.

7-9 correct........AVERAGE...but who wants to be average?

4-6 correct..........SLOW...pay attention to the questions!

1-3 correct..........IDIOT...what else can be said?

0 correct......CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!


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VOL 1203 - March 31, 2013 - Strange Easter Bunny Taught Me ALL I Need to Know!

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Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals. - Charles M. Crowe

You'll wake up on Easter morning, And you'll know that he was there, When you find those choc'late bunnies, That he's hiding ev'rywhere. - Gene Audry

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. -
Charles M. Crowe

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W. Hall

Easter so longed for is gone in a day.- James Howell

Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart! - Susan Coolridge

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Easter Bunny Taught Me ALL I Need to Know!

ALL I NEED TO LEARN ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY!

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

There's no such thing as too much candy.

All work and no play can make you a basket case.

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

Some body parts should be floppy.

Keep you paws off other people's jellybeans.

Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.

The grass is greener in someone else's basket.

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell.

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.


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VOL 1202 - March 27, 2013 - 15 Strange New Uses For VODKA!

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Strange "I'm Not Very Bright" Quotes

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan

I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler

I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies.

I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney

I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds

I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature

Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - 15 Strange New Uses For VODKA!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refresh able ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me. I've only been drinking the stuff!!!


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