Vol 737 - Oct. 12, 2008 - Strange Statements Made During Job Interviews

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Strange Questions:

Do television evangelists do more than lay people? --Stanley Ralph Moss

Do vampires get AIDS?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do witches run spell checkers?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

Does an analyst have to be anal? --Adam Rifkin

Does killing time damage eternity?

Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Statements Made During Job Interviews

"Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct."

"I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker."

"I never get hungry."

"I know who is responsible for most of my troubles."

"If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival."

"I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me."

"My legs are really hairy."

"I think I'm going to throw-up."

"At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking."

"I feel uneasy indoors."

"Sometimes I feel like smashing things."

"Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars."

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This Week:
* SEXY - Joel struts his funky stuff
* CUTE - Tiny baby deer
* CLEVER - Take On Me literal vid

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Racism, Naked Joel, Blog stuff and geeky vid

>> Joel Veitch struts his sex moves <<
If you've perhaps been wondering what it would
be like to be ravished by the kitten-loving web
boffin, speculate no more. A scantily-clad
Veitch cavorts for the approval of the
'Sex-Factor' judges. Not for those of a weak or
nervous disposition.
http://www.thesexfactor.org/

>> The pain of shared living <<
Self-styled "pathetic white-collar mediocrity"
Buck Frain rants about the eleven shit things
that make a shared house a living hell. He's
unnecessarily confining himself to such a short
list though - house sharing is a comedy furrow
you can plough for years.
http://buckfrain.wordpress.com

>> Progress bars <<
Goodiebag Kirby gives his take on why life
needs more progress bars and less spinny
wheel-like things such as watches and beach
balls. He makes a convincing point.
http://www.goodiebag.tv/episodes/11_progress_bars.htm

>> Catchy, racist song <<
Fuck knows what to make of this vid from CCC.
It had us tapping our feet vaguely in time with
its very politically-unsound message. Also
scratching our heads at how Galactus is
a spastic.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/The_way_of_the_way_of_the_way

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Must send newsletter - truncated section. Soz.

* NICEST THING
Last week we asked "What's the nicest thing
anyone's done for you?" Unfortunately, the
tears of joy brought forth by reading your
lovely tales of heart-warming, selfless acts
have prevented us from writing it up. But it's
all here for you to enjoy.
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/nicethings/

* DREADFUL CHILDREN
This week, in a return to misanthropic form,
we'd like to know who's the biggest spoilt brat
you know? Have their annoying ways caught up
with them? Have you strangled them? Whisper
your tales in Uncle b3ta's ear here:
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/spoiltbrats/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> DJ quits on air <<
Florida DJ storms out of the studio after
learning his contract won't be renewed. But not
before telling off the monster that is
corporate radio, all of his bosses, everyone.
http://www.allaccess.com/assets/mp3/Steppout.mp3

>> Unexpected French maid <<
Slightly kinky fancy dress costume... yay. But
what's this in the user review section - and a
photo too? Oy vey.
http://snurl.com/sexyyeah [www_buycostumes_com]

>> Big Lego Mario <<
Clever nerd uses 3D scanner and software to
make a giant Lego replica of a Mario action
figure. Please insert knob gag according to
taste.
http://forums.luxology.com/discussion/topic.aspx?id=28803

>> Ladies love ball sweat <<
It's a truth universally acknowledged that the
ladies like nothing more than sexy male
pheromones. Thus leading to these young hopefuls
debating the merits of wearing a plastic bag
on your bollocks, catching ball sweat to splash
all over on your big night out.
http://pherolibrary.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14425

>> Don't drink and email <<
A tool to prevent drunkenly sending messages
you later regret. Google Mail Goggles activates
late at night when you're most likely to be
hammered and makes you do a couple of simple
maths problems to assess whether you're sober
enough to be in charge of a keyboard. Woo.
Now we want a mobile with built-in breathalyser
for full safety.
http://snurl.com/twatfilter [gmailblog_blogspot_com]

>> 20 questions guesser <<
Magical genie deduces what character you're
thinking of through a series of questions. Dave
cleverly stumped it by only thinking of
characters from obscure 1980s comics. Like he
ever thinks of anything else.
http://www.devinettor.com/

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: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO AAHH
Little deer

The tiniest, most adorablest baby fawn in the
whole world, born by at Tiggywinkles Wildlife
Hospital. What is there not to coo over?
http://snurl.com/dearyme [www_bestweekever_tv]

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: MAKE AN ADVERT AND WIN A GRAND
Sponsored linky woo

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Playstation game Resistance 2. There's ONE
THOUSAND POUNDS up for the winner, a games
console and your video will be shown on
television.
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Like TV but with a more confusing remote

>> Take On Me - literal video <<
Funniest thing we've seen for a while - taking
the classic 80s A-ha tune and singing the
video. This is an idea which will run and run -
who wants to do Wild Boys? Or that one with
Take That and a load of arse-jelly.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Take-on-Me-Literal-Video-Version

>> Coolest customer <<
If we ever get the chance to win £1m on a TV
show I doubt we'd take the moment as coolly as
this - the very definition of geek-confidence.
http://snurl.com/inourdreams [www_b3ta_com]

>> Machines that almost fall over <<
Rickety-looking wood-and-hammer constructions
that forever teeter on the edge of toppling
to the ground. Quite hypnotic.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Machines_that_almost_fall_over

>> Horrid Windex ads <<
Peculiar series of spoof ad spots extolling
the unique properties of the popular
household cleaner. "Windex - it cleans good
because it's poison!"
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Windex_commercials

>> When cats attack <<
A new name in suspense, as a prowling cat
looms ever closer to the hapless cameraman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxhOGyrCtI

Still bored? Try...
http://www.youtractor.com/

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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
Cocks, semen and bad advertising layout

* WANKY SHIT DEMON - "it's meant to be a cute
little plush cinnamon bun, but I thought it
looked more like a pile of poo with jizz all
over it." (theuntitledproject)
http://shanalogic.com/item.php?item_id=1899&page=1&category_id=95

* JUXTAPOSITION LOLS - Someone is going to be
sacked over this.
http://snurl.com/advertisingerror [4_bp_blogspot_com]

* A WARM FRONT - Weatherman with cloud / cock
gfx confusion. (shamblinthru)
http://www.boners.com/grub/806457.html

* I TATTOOED A COCK ON MY ARM - What a tool.
(feanor6288)
http://bbs.jimmyeatworld.com/showthread.php?p=426685#post426685

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: SCAMS OF THE WEEK?
Cash for kittens

>> I need a cat?! <<
Hoping to cash in on internet millions this
week is "I need a cat" which purports to be a
request for money to buy a kitten. Wonder if
they'll make more than $5?
http://www.ineedacat.com/

>> Buy my cat a sex-change <<
And secondly - poor Bubba is a transgendered
feline, at least according to his worried human
'mom'. She knows this because a psychic told
her so. Please send money so Bubba gets the
gender reassignment surgery (s)he so desperately
needs.
http://helpbubba.synthasite.com/

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Tony Hart Challenge

Last week we wanted you to cheer up b3ta hero
Tony Hart.

Your favourites included:

* SALUTE - morphing Morph (Agent Muu)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8809939

* ART CLUB - there are only three rules
of Art Club (SqueakyG)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8799267

* SINCERE - a simple piece that sums up
what we all feel (HappyToast)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8799659

All these images, and the highest as
voted by you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/tonyhart/

>> New challenge: Save the Economy <<
As economies collapse and billion-dollar rescue
packages are handed out like sweets at a kid's
birthday party, it's up to b3ta to restore
faith in the nation's banking. Create those
adverts.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/savebanking/

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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.

* BANANA WORM REVENGE - concurrency writes, "I
mentioned the spaghetti worms in bananas (food
sabotage QOTW) trick to my big-and-clever Mrs,
who chastised me for being silly and immature
(she's so insightful) and that it would appeal
to a five-year old. Yesterday I unpeeled a
banana for my lunch at work and in revulsion
found it had worms in - so not only had my wife
chastised my immaturity, she scored extra win
by then fooling me with it - I felt sick even
knowing what it was. If you haven't tried it,
it really does look grim, even more so when your
Mrs has a packet of buckwheat noodles to hand."

* USB BARBIE REDUX - old school b3tards will
remember the USB Barbie a boarder made -
basically sawing off her head and shoving a
thumbdrive inside her. This similar mod brings
her glowing eyes. What next?
http://www.b3ta.com/links/234049

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: FRIDAY GAME
The eyeballing game

Think you're a man? Think you know a right
angle when you see one? Put your geek skills to
the test in this acute challenge of obtuse
geometry.
http://woodgears.ca/eyeball/

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* BACKWARDS PRODUCT NAMES - Evian = naive,
Trebor = Robert, have you got any other
interesting ones?

* DUMMIES GUIDE TO SHOPLIFTING - with the crap
economy we need some help.

* DOG SHIT CATCHERS ON YOUR SHOES - like a cow
catcher on a train. Fling the turd to onside as
you pass. Also ideal for disposing of dead
birds and mice without getting your hands
covered in gore.

Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/

BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.

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THANKS:

This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by AFish,
jennie jiricny, daniel swift, randall bart,
jmarra, ifonlyicouldmarrygeorgedawes and some
cunt called barry. Additional linkage and
image challenge by Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder
is QOTW bloke. Headlinelols by Puromycin

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TOP TIP:
To keep from crying when you cut onions: chop
with your eyes closed. Duh. (celestie
d'etoile)

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SICKIPEDIA:

I'd just like to thank all those people who
have taken the time to put lovely bouquets of
flowers by the side of the road. It really
brightens up my drive to work.
http://www.sickipedia.org/

And in stranger news - Sickipedia, now approved
by Microsoft.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/robmanuel/2928171551/

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Vol 736 - Oct. 08, 2008 - You May Be From Canada If.....…

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Strange Quotations about the Stock Market and Investing

"I made my money by selling too soon. " - Bernard Baruch (1870-1965) financier & economist

"If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in." - Confucius (551BC - 479BC) philosopher

"An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. " - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) author, printer, inventor, diplomat, scientist

"Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it." - Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) cowboy, entertainer, humorist

When asked what the stock market will do, J.P Morgan (1837-1913) (banker, financier, businessman) replied:"It will fluctuate."

"The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really important things are not houses and lands, stocks and bonds, automobiles and real state, but friendships, trust, confidence, empathy, mercy, love and faith."
Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) philosopher & mathematician

"Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered." - Anonymous

"Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars."
Bernard Baruch (1870-1965) financier & economist

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - You May Be From Canada If…

You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."

You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".

Your local newspaper covers the national news on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork.

You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan." (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."

You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"

You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further.

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

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Strange Vizier of Persia Carried His Library With Him - on 400 Camels! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/143375.html

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Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

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Elizabeth Taylor looks like two small boys fighting underneath a thick blanket. - Mr. Blackwell

She's like an apple turnover that got crushed in a grocery bag on a hot day. - Camille Paglia (about Drew Barrymore)

It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what's between her ears instead of her legs. - Katherine Hepburn (about Sharon Stone)

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered. - Johnny Carson

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Fascinating Facts

Fascinating Facts: Trivial Pursuit

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

Q. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex.
What is it?
A. Skinny dipping.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace. This is propinquity.

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men.
A. Wash their hands. Women: 80%, men: 55%.

Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A. Gain weight.

Q. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
A. Banana.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand.

Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windscreen wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
A. Change their underwear.

Q. This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
A. A kiss.

Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A. Honey.

Q. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
A. Have a look in your medicine cabinet.

Q. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
A. Wear underwear.

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US TREASURY DEPARTMENT ISSUES NEW DOLLAR AFTER THE MASSIVE WALL STREET BAILOUT! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/143368.html

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20 Strange Alternative Uses for Vodka! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/143134.html

Strange Facts About Moose and What They Eat! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/143371.html

The Strange and Tragic Story of President Franklin Pierce - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/143372.html

The Strange History of Battle Creek Mich - The World's Cereal Bowl - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/143373.html

Jewish Personal Ads - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/105993.html

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Stuff, nonsense and pillockry

>> LloydsHalifaxTrusteeSavingsBankofScotland <<
LloydsTSB/HBOS's new site is up and running, we
see. "Howard is back," chirps mischievous
Smurph, "And he seems to be having issues with
the Lloyds horse."
http://lloydshalifaxtrusteesavingsbankofscotland.co.uk/

>> Star Wars remastered scene <<
The Force is strong with young Monty Props, who
has massively improved this classic scene from
Empire Strikes Back. Look out! It's a trap!
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Guess_whos_coming_to_dinner

>> Happy birthday <<
"We made this jolly greeting for an ecards
thing," brag an enthusiastic Rob and Dave.
"Unfortunately, the client didn't feel that
jokes about anal buggery were quite the thing
for the target audience. However, we hope
you'll love it and give it a place in your
heart."
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Happy_Birthday:2

>> Cat face shits <<
"Cat Face needs to do a toilet," implores Jonti
Picking, and apparently he's going to do it
now, all over your internet.
http://weebls-stuff.com/catface/cat+face+10

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: ANOTHER AMNESTY PLUG
What should they ask the stars?

A couple of the Ball team will be in the thick
of it, stuffing their camera and microphone
right in shiny celebrities' faces. What would
you like them to say on your behalf? Graham
Norton, Izzard, Mitchell & Webb and even Gok
Wan are there to answer your questions.
http://blogs.amnesty.org.uk/blogs_entry.asp?eid=2021

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Recession Blocker <<
Tired of reading all the doom and gloom of the
credit crunch. Keep your own consumer
confidence high with this handy site, which
acts as a filter, blocking any crash-related
words from appearing. Ignorance is bliss, after
all.
http://www.recessionblocker.com/

>> Optical illusions illustrated <<
Excellent use of flash on this interesting blog
that demonstrates a variety of optical
illusions.
http://www.illusionsciences.com/

>> Magazine says politicians = dogs? <<
Nice find - Nature magazine back cover weirdly
mirrors the front.
http://b3ta.com/links/Nature_Magazine_goes_to_the_Dogs_unShopped

>> Google 2001 <<
Ye olde version of internet search shows the
internet as it used to be. B3ta gets 104 links,
entirely through hacker 1337 5p33k.
http://www.google.com/search2001.html

>> Cow Lady runs wild <<
Drunken woman terrorises her neighbourhood
while dressed as a cow. We could say that it's
udderly ridiculous. Oh god, we have.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0930082cow1.html

>> The 'Silent Duck' <<
Ah, the images that you find on wikipedia. This
hand gesture is a treat, particularly when you
read about the context when it's, apparently,
used.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Silentduck.jpg

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Harry Hill! We've done your research! Now pay us!

>> Sliding cats <<
Ah magical Chariots of Fire theme, such is your
power you can lend dignity to anything. Even
cats falling on their arses on a
highly-polished floor. Even that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfuWtTf2kqM

>> Miss Piggy: Fuck the Pain Away <<
Muppet diva covers the Peaches classic. Well
ok, it's a redub. Still it's a win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU

>> "How is babby formed?" <<
Yahoo Answers is a repository of mankind's
collected wisdom. This animation briefly shows
some of the brains behind such classic threads
as "How is babby formed?" Seems to get funnier
each time it loops.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/How_is_babby_formed

>> Dildo shown on news <<
Perfect comic timing as the reporter remains
blissfully unaware of the enormous wobbling
dildo being carried out of the house behind his
back.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Dildo_shown_on_live_news

>> Star Trek 'outtakes' <<
Clips from Trek with peculiar and surreal
dialogue dubbed on to synch with the lip
movements. Very odd.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Star_Trek_Outtakes_Volume_II

>> The Assumption Song <<
Animated video on the classic theme of
frustrating your expectations of a dirty rhyme.
Also, damn you Newgrounds, why you gotta make-a
us open a new window every time, eh? Whassa
matter with you?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/460854

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Sexual Misconceptions

Last week we asked for all the things you'd
misunderstood about sex. Luckily, Chart Cat's
story of accidental felching is too long for
this newsletter, but you can read it here:
http://b3ta.com/questions/sexualmisconceptions/

* FONDLY FONDUE DO - "When I was younger, my
parents used to throw a huge costume party
about once a year. A hundred or so of their
friends dressed in ridiculous outfits would
invade the house, while all the kids were shut
in a bedroom to watch videos and get utterly
buzzed on soft drinks. When I was about nine or
ten, the APs were discussing the theme for
their next bash. I'd been reading Asterix in
Switzerland. This featured a Roman official who
periodically throws large parties for all his
Roman buddies, except they aren't called
parties - they're called orgies. Of course,
since Asterix is a book for kiddies, these
'orgies' don't actually feature any sex - just
drinking and music and, because it's set in
Switzerland, fondue. My parents owned a fondue
set! So, armed with my misconception, I walked
up to my parents and suggested that for their
next party they could invite all their friends
over for an orgy. It was another six years
before I figured out why they both went bright
crimson and stifled laughs. I didn't get it at
the time. After all, who doesn't love fondue?"
(oball)

* BLOODY BABIES - "When I was but a wee lad I
assumed that whenever a lady hurt herself and
screamed in pain, a baby came out. I don't
think this is completely screwy logic - I'd
seen women giving birth in soap operas and I
concluded that pain = childbirth, not the other
way around. One afternoon my Mum fell down the
stairs picking me up from infant school. I came
out of class to see her in a heap at the bottom
of the stairs, screaming in pain, rather
bloodied up and surrounded by people. My
response? 'Noooo! I don't want another
brother!'" (badongism)

* SECRET SCRUBBER - "I was 12 or so when my
best friend told me that it was the sensation
of a woman's pubes rubbing against your cock
that made you jizz. And that's why I spent at
least an hour sitting in the bathroom rubbing
my bell-end raw with a toothbrush. It didn't
work. To my eternal shame, it was my sister's
toothbrush... which I guiltlessly placed back
on the sink after giving up." (DickieDoesDallas)

>> This Week's Question <<
We'd like to hear about the nicest things that
people have ever done with you. Talk to us here:
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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
Recycling jokes before it was fashionable

>> Metal cockage <<
Unfortunately-placed artwork on the side of a
van. Quick "hee hee looks like a willy"
photography by Pter. Well spotted!
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j25/pternz/misc/knob512.jpg

>> Sausagey cockage <<
Poor sausage vendors; what they're selling
looks enough like a knob. There's no need to
ram the point home quite so enthusiastically
with the logo, is there? Cheers son_of_crazymum.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3157/2894943440_0cc274eb3d.jpg?v=0

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Retro Sci-Fi Challenge

Last week we wanted yo to make the future
into the past.

Your favourites included:

* RE-TRON - it's difficult to imagine
a Penny Farthing coping with those
right-angle corners (The Great Architect)
http://b3ta.com/board/8776823

* AMERICAN GOTHIC - updated with added
Darth Maul (prodigy69)
http://b3ta.com/board/8775304

* TURNER - rare work from the romantic
English landscapist. With bonus AT-ATs
(hYpe)
http://b3ta.com/board/8788721

All these images, and the highest as
voted by you can be found here:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/retrosciencefiction/

>> New challenge: Cheer Up Tony Hart <<
The great Tony Hart has had to give up
drawing after two strokes, poor chap.
Let's cheer him up with a "Gallery"-themed
compo. Challenge suggested by Parmesan.
http://b3ta.com/challenge/tonyhart/

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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.

* GOOGLE SEARCH GAME - Major props to Owen
Sanity who points out "The phrase 'Safe Search'
really isn't."
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=Safe Search

* MOVIE DURATIONS as a function of time. A
while back we asked "are films getting longer?"
Jodrell has applied computer science to the
problem, analysing enormous amounts of data
from the IMDB. The answer, in short, is "yes".
Here are some graphs:
http://jodrell.net/journal/article/k2rr44.html

* WIKIPEDIA SABOTAGE by godspants made it into
the hallowed pages of Private Eye. You may
recall he hoodwinked the Daily Mirror's sports
journalist with spurious facts about Cypriot
football team Omonia Nicosia. As the Eye notes,
according to the rules of wikipedia these are
now true, having been published in a verifiable
source.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/godspants_made_it_into_private_eye

* SELLOTAPE CONDOMS - "made me remember that
'Durex' used to be a generic term for sticky
tape in Australia," confides beetlehead. "A
factoid that always makes me smile."

* GINGER CATS are not all male, according to
griff220. "I have a female cat who is ALL
ginger," he protests, "with not even a spot of
white on her let alone her legs. Yes she is a
freak, but she fits in so we keep her. She's
called Wilma and is 17. Bye." Hmm.

* SAMARITANS PEEPS have been in touch about our
newsletter title "Phoning Samaritans and saying
'Talk dirty or I'll kill myself'".

"As the Head Outreach bod of an unnamed branch
of the Samaritans in the South West (the bit
between Cornwall and Zomerzet), I'd like to
correct your assumptions in the title line of
your otherwise excellent newsyletter.

1) All sex calls are ended immediately (by us,
you dirty f*ckers!).

2) We don't stop people from committing
suicide. Not even if you're in the process
while on the phone (and it happens).

Self determination is and always has been one
of the major policies of the Samaritans. So
funny as the suggestion is (and believe me, no
one has ever tried saying that before!), it is
also utterly wrong."

We stand very well corrected. Ta.

* 1996 BIG MAC - gronkpan chimes in with
"McDonalds really do use a fuckload of
preservatives. When I was fresh out of school I
shared a flat with a guy that had been working
there for a few years, and had put a burger bun
on top of the fridge during his first week
there.

"When he quit it was three years old and he
brought it home to show off. It was a little
bit stale (just on the outside, the middle of
the bun was still soft) but other than that it
seemed fresh. There wasn't a speck of mould on
it. We fed it to some seagulls who gobbled it
down.

"That being said, the lady in the article you
posted makes some pretty wild claims. There's
plenty of food value (too much if anything) and
I'm pretty sure Mcdonalds aren't cloning
hamburgers." Ah more fool you, dear gronkpan.
For you will be FIRST AGAINST THE WALL when
their mighty CLONED BURGER ARMY rises to crush
the world of man. Oh yes.

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: FRIDAY GAME
The return of...

"Why no weekly game for the last few weeks?"
implores stripeertw. "I live for the weekly
game. Please don't expect me to get through my
week to finally arrive at a Friday, getting
home to find my weekly game fix is just not
there." Thank goodness that this week Niklas
has sent us something nice. Swing the wrecking
ball to fend off hostile blue squares. Fucking
blue squares. Always looking to start
something, aren't they?
http://www.lofiminds.com/blog/static.php?page=xwung

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Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* DAILY MAIL SOFT PORN WATCH BLOG - mock the
Mail AND look at porn - double win. Really, the
website is stuffed with soft porn. Today alone,
we have Lily Cole in Playboy, a shot of Liz
Hurley's crotch and Kelly Brook in a
"tight-fitting fishtail skirt suit and
Christian Louboutin heels."

* SHITTING CHALLENGE - phantomjack asks, "My
mate Kev ate two $2 coins for a laugh and they
are still in the bottom of the toilet bowl - a
tarnished black colour. What could the B3tans
eat and shit back out?"

* GUN CHALLENGE - stripeertw suggests,
"Airports, upon being asked 'anything to
declare?' I dare someone say 'Nothing too
dangerous, just these' and present both hands
in a gun shape and then make a 'pew pew
pew"'noise to go with it. A final flourish of
blowing smoke from the ends of the fingers
would finish it off perfectly.'

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challenge by Fraser Lewry. Mike Trinder is QOTW
bloke. Credits are short because we're rubbish.
Subjlol via Jeccy.

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You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. - Mike Tyson

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. - Joan Rivers

I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five. - Mick Jagger

It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated. - Monica Seles

Sometimes I feel like an old hooker. - Cher

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - You might be in Education if..

1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.

2. You find humor in other people's stupidity.

3. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card.

4. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child you do not know and correct their behavior.

5. When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.

6. You think people should be required to get a government permit to reproduce.

7. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge".

8. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

9. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.

10. You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.

11. You want to choke a person who says, "Oh, you must have such fun every day. This must be like playtime for you."

12. Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"

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STRANGE DUTCH SPORTS CAR - CYCLOPS CENTER HEADLIGHT - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/143191.html

COOL SEASIDE RAINBOW - CARIBBEAN BLUE WATER - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/143253.html

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WHAT THOSE PERFORMANCE REVIEW PHRASES "REALLY" MEAN! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/143334.html

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Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
Colic............................A sheep dog.
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
D&C............................Where Washington is.
Dilate...........................To live long.
Enema..........................Not a friend.
Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...........................A small lie.
G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...........................I knew it.
Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.......................Damn near killed him.
Secretion.....................Hiding something
Seizure........................Roman emperor.
Tablet.........................A small table.
Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor..........................More than one.
Urine..........................Opposite of mine.
Varicose......................Near by/close by

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