Vol 720 - Aug 13, 2008 - Strange & Unusual Facts

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Strange Quotes About 'Character':

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. - Elmer G. Letterman

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. - Japanese Proverb

To succeed is nothing, it's an accident. but to feel no doubts about oneself is something very different: it is character. - Marie Leneru, Oprah Magazine, May 2004

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange & Unusual Facts

Here are some unusual facts that you can use to prove superiority to your friends.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2
teeth every 10 yrs.

People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart. This is why people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze.

Only 7% of the population are lefties.

40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

The average housefly lives for one month.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. Don't ask how.

A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.

Among the music catalog's that Michael Jackson owns the rights to, is the South Carolina State anthem.

In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.

The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
They are reused in vein transplant surgery.

Humphrey Bogart and Princess Diana were seventh cousins.

If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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STRANGE CLOUD FORMATIONS - COVERS MOUNTAIN TOP! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/140861.html

STRANGE FIRE STATIONS - SINGAPORE - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/140942.html

STRANGE WOODEN CAR - REAR VIEW - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/140977.html

APC PROBLEM - ALMOST OVER THE BRIDGE RAILING! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/141252.html

F-117 - NIGHTHAWK - 1 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/141301.html

STRANGE TODDLER TATTOOS - DEVIL & ANGEL! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/141404.html

STRANGE TODDLER TATTOOS - DEVIL & ANGEL! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/141404.html

STRANGE SNOW SCULPTURE - HUGE TENNIS SHOES! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/141409.html

STRANGE OLDE GAS STATION - GLASS TEXACO GAS PUMP - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/141414.html

STRANGE SQUARE WATERMELONS - EASY TO SHIP! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/141432.html

US NAVY STRIKE GROUP - KITTY HAWK - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/141439.html

STRANGE BIKE TRICKS - FACE PLANT! OUCH! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/141441.html

STRANGE CELEBRITY MANSIONS - TOM CRUISE & KATIE HOLMES - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/141484.html

USS VALLEY FORGE - HEAVY SEAS OFF KOREA - 1952 - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/141497.html

STRANGE LITTLE FROG - BIG CHEEKS! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/141528.html

AMAZING BRIDGES AROUND THE WORLD - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/141557.html

STRANGE "SEE THROUGH" GRAND CANYON BRIDGE - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/141563.html

STRANGE HAIRLESS CAT - MOM AND KITTENS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/141589.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - Sports Jokes - GOLF - Football - Baseball - Soccer

http://www.strangesports.com/content/category/100660_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Top Ten Questions Not To Ask In A Job Interview - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/141631.html

10 Things Your IT Guy Wants You to Know - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/141632.html

Strange Donkey Wedding Staged to Bring Rain in India - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/141633.html

20 Strange Facts You Didn't Know About Pigeons - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/141634.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SS - TRACK & FIELD - RUNNING - GYMNASTICS - MARATHON - WEIGHT LIFTING

http://www.strangesports.com/content/category/109_1.html

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Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites

Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/

Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/

Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami's - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/

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Vol 719 - August 10, 2008 - Did You Ever Wonder Why...

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Amazing Insults

He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.

He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.

He's the first in his family born without a tail.

What color is the sky in your world?

What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Did You Ever Wonder Why...

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON(R), how do they make TEFLON(R) stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

I don't believe in reincarnation, but I did in my past life.

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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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WWII - ACTION PHOTOS - KAMIKAZE COMING IN LOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/140806.html

MILITARY HELICOPTER CHECKS OUT ICY GLACIER! SHOT FROM COCKPIT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/140922.html

STRANGE SHARK FISHING FUN - HUGE MOUTH! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/140999.html

OLD BLONDE LOVES HER BIG BRUTE BOXER! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/141020.html

STRANGE LIGHTHOUSES - MADANG LIGHTHOUSE, PAPUA NEW GUINEA - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/141132.html

FAMOUS MACGYVER "MULTI-TOOL"! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/141194.html

STRANGE WOODEN VOLKSWAGEN BUS - WOODEN WHEELS TOO! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/141277.html

STRANGE 1894 DRAWING OF JESUS CHRIST - ONE SINGLE STROKE OF THE PEN! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/141331.html

RARE CHRYSLER TUSCHER CONVERTIBLE - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/141332.html

STRANGE JAPANESE "SHARK" VEHICLE - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/141364.html

V-22 OSPREY TILTROTOR (VSTOL) - CARRIER DECK - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/141381.html

STRANGE FAT BOY IN MEXICO "MOVED" TO HOSPITAL! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/141396.html

STRANGE STEPS - DON'T GET CONFUSED! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/141407.html

DANGEROUS SAMURAI SWORD DEMONSTRATION - SLICES WATERMELON BLINDFOLDED! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/141408.html

STRANGE PICTURE - MADE FROM RUBIK'S CUBES! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/141410.html

STRANGE OLDE ELEPHANT PICTURE - LIFTS TRAINER BY THE HEAD! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/141412.html

STRANGE TOYS - DEER HUNTERS STRAP BAGGED DEER TO TRUCK! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/141413.html

STRANGE 3 WHEEL CAR - 1951 HOFFMAN - MUNICH GERMANY - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/141415.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - MISC. - Strange - Moronic - Goofy - Silly

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/8_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Which Waterfall Can Be Heard 40 Miles Away? - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/141323.html

Police Use Turtles to Find Dead Bodies! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/141325.html

Strange But Fun Things to do While Driving... - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/24858.html

Strange Words of Wisdom.... - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/24288.html

Facts That Should Cheer You Up... - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/24715.html

Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear in a Fast Food Joint - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/24856.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - Strange Lists – Crazy Numbers – Crazy Stuff - Top 10 Lists

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/111_1.html

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Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites

Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/

Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/

Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/

Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/

Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/

All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/

Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/

Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/

Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/

Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/

Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/

Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami's - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/

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This Week:
* PHOTOS - Symmetry Flickr toy
* GET RICH QUICK - YOUR guide on how to do it
* VIDEO - Rejected Bond Theme

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 links, count 'em

>> Mirror image generator <<
"Here's a little project I've been working on
this week," beams xlcus. "It grabs photos from
Flickr on any subject you like (e.g. kittens,
or other fluffy things) and then presents them
as pairs of mirrored halves." Adds a new level
of weirdness to lolcats btw.
http://symmetry.sytes.org/

>> Hairless mouse mutants <<
Not sure if propagating horrid rodent/scrotum
hybrids counts as 'making' but 2roxfox boasts
"I breed these mutants in my shed and am
accused by neighbours of attracting snakes."
Those snakes have strong stomachs, my friend.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/2roxfox/sets/72157603025056164/

>> Listy social network thingy <<
Log, of Law of the Playground fame, has a
spanky new project on the go. "Listopia is
built on the love of lists, and adding to them.
If you like lists, adding to lists, or even
starting lists and having other people add to
them, then may I humbly suggest Listopia: the
place that can't stop using the word lists."
Good results so far...!
http://www.listopia.co.uk

>> The Wrong Door <<
Blimey. Mr Wheatley's only gone and landed a
full-on comedy series on BBC Three. Should be
coming to your screens "soon" but here is a
taster. BTW, on the basis that the best is at
the top, the BBC's scheduling press release
rates it very highly. Much, much better than
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/the_wrong_door:2

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Get Rich Quick

We wanted to know the best way of getting rich
quickly. Because, frankly, writing the QOTW
bit of this newsletter every week isn't quite
cutting it:
http://b3ta.com/questions/getrichquick/

* DRUGS - "This is not to be recommended if you
are middle class and soft, like every braying
bastard Sebastian and Jack at Glastonbury since
the mid-90s. We found two teenage boys snivelling
outside the Christian Aid tent and asked them what
was wrong: "We spent a grand on a block of hash
to sell. We got in, and went up to this bloke and
asked him if he wanted any drugs. He said 'great,
thanks', pulled out a knife and took the drugs,
and our wallets, kicked us up the arse and then
walked off whistling."
(debbie meadon's secret extra armpit)

* DI DIED - "We were doing a car boot sale the
day Di lost an argument with a pillar, and there
was loads of gossip about whether she was actually
gone. I strolled to the shop to buy a paper to
confirm the news that she had indeed died. We
took one look at the Charles and Di wedding plate
we were selling that had been studiously ignored
all morning, took off the one pound sticker and
replaced it with a twenty quid sticker. Sold
within 10 minutes."
(Halfy)

* DEAR RYANAIR - "1) You are a bunch of rich cunts.
But, unfortunately, you're proud of that fact. 2)
You hate people. You hate your staff. You hate your
passengers. Your contempt for people is utterly
unparalleled. They hate you. It's fine. However,
your flights are astonishingly cheap. 3) I have
the solution to your PR. It will make you nicer
and people might not hate you as much. Therefore
ultimately richer! 4) Here's a clue. I would rather
pay 50 quid IN ONE GO for a flight, than a flight
advertised at a pound with 49 pounds worth of hidden
extras because every time you do this I feel like I
am being raped by a stupid Irish cock. You make me
feel like shit. Which is why I fly Easyjet now.
Who incidentally, are like a Bugatti Veyron to
your rusty Reliant Robin. 5) Make the inside of
your planes SLIGHTLY nicer. Just tone down that
fucking yellow. 6) Michael Leary, whatever your name
is... You are a cunt. 7) Profit!"
(I have run out of coke )

>> This Week's Question <<
Bled recently? Been somewhere that looked like the
inside of Dexter's lab? Got a hurty finger? Talk to
us here:
http://b3ta.com/questions/blood/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Mythological creatures <<
Unicorns: maybe just a pre-op horse to you, but
we're happy now the credit crunch has hit and
advertising staff are being paid in LSD. For
only drugs, yes, mind-expanding psychedelics,
can explain a world where this concept is
approved to flog a dating website. BTW:
Wikipedia reckons a unicorn's horn will
neutralise poison; which is much like the
day-dream we had the other day where we could
spread an anti-AIDS virus using our cocks.
Hooray!
http://tenreasonsitwouldruletodateaunicorn.com/

>> Painty optical illusions <<
Pop stars! Want a great location for your new
music video? Head on down to Eureka Tower car
park in Melbourne Australia and let the
apparently crazy but actually rather clever
sign-writing make the TV fatties press redial on
those request-a-vid TV channels. You might want
some ladies in gold pants too. We know we do.
http://snurl.com/gotthepaintersin [www_ridelust_com]

>> Brian May sexy fiction <<
This is why the government should bring back
national service for homosexuals - they clearly
haven't got enough to do and they're reduced to
writing (admittedly extremely amusing) slash
fiction fantasies about our nation's favourite
celebrities.
http://howthegoodlooknaked.wordpress.com/

>> Are you a bird or a bloke? <<
The internet has the power to tell, based on
what websites are in your browser history.
Although it didn't work for us as we keep the
cache emptied lest our official b3ta wife espy
just how long we spend looking at photos of
naked ladies. BTW: If you still can't tell if
you're a lady or a man, then try throwing a
ball. If you've just gone, "Ooh, no, I'm
inside," then you're definitely a woman.
http://snurl.com/ladydar [www_mikeonads_com]

>> Animals squashed against glass <<
Looking for a new animal photograph-based meme?
Bored of icanhascheezburger, gapingmaws.com and
catsthatlooklikehitler.com? You need 'animals
squashed against glass'. Not the snappiest
title, but it does what it says on the tin.
http://snurl.com/10secondwonders [www_bestweekever_tv]

>> Mawkish non lols <<
"The other week I made a joke about Alzheimer's
live on TV. You should have seen the envelopes
I got," Jasper Carrot once joked, so if you see
him around, send him the link to this rather
moving photographic account of a 98-year-old man
and his daily struggle with his own memory. We
hope Jasper never suffers the indignity of
Alzheimer's. We hope he gets cancer instead.
In his bum.
http://www.dayswithmyfather.com/

>> Critter computer case <<
When case mods and taxidermy meet there's only
one loser - the beaver. BTW: If you meet an
annoying casemod nerd, here's how to wind him
up. Say, "Oh that's really cute. It's like when
teenage girls customise their phones with
stickers."
http://snurl.com/mumsloveubuntu [www_geekologie_com]

>> Desperate money-making scam of the week? <<
The interweb is a fruit machine - if you know
how to game it you can make it pay out. Alex
Tew did well with his million-dollar home page,
earlier this week there was the $999 iPhone app
sold on the theory 'it's a way of showing off
how rich you are' and the latest? Flush a
dollar down the toilet - yep a real dollar.
Sign up using Paypal. We predict a net profit
of $43.
http://www.flushabuck.com/

>> New perverts! <<
Thank God for Flickr, without it we wouldn't
know about our new favourite fetishist. He
likes stepping fully-clothed into a swimming
pool and taking photos of his pant bulge. We've
added him as a friend, as we're all Web 2.0.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/soaked2008/

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: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO AAHH
An exquisite kitten

Adorable baby calico cat lounges fetchingly in
a variety of appealing locales; baskets,
bowls, you name it. The comments do go a bit
mental though. Never use Google in anger.
http://www.karmapanda.com/gatito-exquisito/

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Blink rapidly and pretend they're flickbooks

>> The amazing lyrebird <<
Softly-spoken wildlife supremo David
Attenborough introduces us to the vocal
stylings of Australia's lyrebird. To be honest,
this actually had us going until the
Seinfeld-esque slap bass.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/The_Amazing_Lyrebird_of_Australia

>> Christian drum'n'bass <<
Some evangelical types give praise to Jesus
through the medium of dance. That's something
we can all respect.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Evangelical_Drum_and_Bass

>> Rejected Bond Theme <<
Spoof film soundtrack put together by someone
with only the vaguest knowledge of, or
interest in, the plot.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Quantum_of_Solace_potential_theme

>> Westwood meets Jay-Z <<
38-year-old rapper Jay-Z gets together with
50-year-old disk jockey Tim Westwood at the
Glastonbury festival. They really, really do
talk a load of old shit though, don't they?
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Westwood_and_Jay_Z

>> Rainbow conspiracy! <<
Conspiracy buffs and general nutcases are two
a penny on teh interwebs. But this lady
deserves special mention for her firmly-held
belief that rainbows are there because of
government conspiracy.
http://www.break.com/index/insane-rainbow-conspiracy-lady.html

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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
Retards & Peados, B3ta as per usual

* RETARDEX - "clinically proven to eliminate
bad breath" although with modern screening
there is less of a need for this these days.
http://www.periproducts.co.uk/retardex.asp

* PEDIALYTE - "helps kids feel better fast",
keep telling yourself that Mr Nabokov.
http://pedialyte.com/

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Hats Challenge

Last week featured one of our legendary
one-word challenges: hats.

Your favourites included:

* RITZY - nightmarish, freakish, entirely
unpleasant animation. Also rather beautiful.
(HappyToast)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8610693

* VINTAGE - this lady has breasts. Oh, and a
hat. (kingsuperspecial)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8612245

* POEM - Edward Lear's owl/pussy pairing in
near-disaster scenario. (Tribs)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8612737

All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/hats/

>> New challenge: Recession <<
How is the down turn in the global economy
going to affect us? What changes are we going
to see in the not-too-distant future? Are we
screwed? Show us. Challenge suggested by Holly
Would
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/recession/

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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.

* ELECTRIC TEA EXPERIMENT - orbrey's secondary
school science training reveals that it's more
efficient to boil water in a kettle than on a
gas hob "because the element heats the water
directly therefore less heat is lost to the
environment." A grateful nation salutes you.

* BAD MOVIE TITLE - 'Jism' was a pretty poor name,
but pixelmixer submits for our perusal 'Help,
I'm Being Crushed to Death by a Black
Rectangle.' Pornotastic?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475606/

* SHEEP'S PRINTER is a laser printer, not an
inkjet at all LIKE WE THOUGHT. Thanks to the
vigilant pedantry of Amos E Wolfe for catching
that one. We've learned our lesson: NO MORE
JOKES IN THE NEWSLETTER.

* BREAD FROM PASTA - apparently there actually IS
a bread crisis in Italy rather than it being
just a crap joke from last newsletter. Who
knew? Anyway, crackhouseceilidhband informs us
that inflated European grain prices mean
grinding pasta to make bread is non-viable.
Bah. Let them eat pizza!

* 2 CUPS + 1 BAG = BAD - Our technique for
eking out the b3ta tea-bag stores apparently
results in only the first cup containing
nourishing, life-giving caffeine. This
info-bombshell from TechImp has sparked off
furtive cup-swapping shenanigans every time we
take a break. Or Rob is trying to poison me.
http://snurl.com/coughsplutterchoke [en_wikipedia_org]

* JORDAN/PETER ANDRE BOOK - luvtub beams, "WAAAY
back in Newsletter #261 you featured a piece on
the magic that was the collaboration between
pop-washout Peter Andre and his
wife/model-turned-horrible-warbler Katie Price.
Here lies a fitting coda to that story,
featuring 40,000 birdshit-covered copies of
their album and a video of the hapless couple
in action."
http://snurl.com/awholepooworld [new_uk_music_yahoo_com]

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: FRIDAY GAME
Most common words

Can you guess what are the 50 most-used words
in the English language? Sadly 'lol' and 'teh'
aren't there.
http://snurl.com/commonwords [codebox_no-ip_net]

Continuing our game diary for E4, this week
there's about 4 pages of it as we horrifically
overwrote.
http://www.e4.com/joystick/week-02.html

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* BARIO 64 - hack the old N64 ROM and replace
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TOP TIP:
Avoid parking tickets by removing your
windscreen wipers (Mime)

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SICKIPEDIA:
Barry George, the guy just acquitted of Jill
Dando's murder, has vowed to never stalk women
again after eight years in prison. Don't be too
hard on yourself, Barry, since you went in
they've invented Facebook and we're all fucking
at it now.
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Strange "Money" Quotes:

"Early to bed and early to rise -- till you get enough money to do otherwise." - Peter's Almanac

"God is on everyone's side … and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies. - Jean Anouilh (1910-87), French playwright

University President: "Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers."- Isaac Asimov (1920-92), Russian-born American scientist, writer

"The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell." - Humphrey Bogart, American actor

"The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him." - Paul Louis Courier

"Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends." - Larry Wilde

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Strange Things to Ponder

Tell me this....

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?

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Vol 717 - August 03, 2008 - Classic Southern Expressions

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Strange Quotes About Sports:

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that." - Bill Shankly, In Sunday Times (UK) Oct. 4 1981

"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." - Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

"Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." - George F. Will (1941 - )

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann, Former quarterback

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like." - Phyllis Diller

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Classic Southern Expressions

Exclamations:
"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

Threats:
"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle."
"This'll jar your preserves."
"Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"

Good Things/Compliments:
"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
"Gooder than grits."

The Weather:
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
Wintry roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."

Descriptions:
A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."
When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."
If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."
"He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin."
A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering crap on a
marble floor."

Insults:
"She's uglier than homemade soap."
"Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale to be weighed, it said 'To be continued.'"
"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
"The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"
Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart."
Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart."

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Vol 716 - July 30, 2008 - Strange Fascinating Facts

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Strange Marriage Quotes by Men:

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Fascinating Facts

Fascinating Facts: Trivial Pursuit

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

Q. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex.
What is it?
A. Skinny dipping.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace. This is propinquity.

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession

Q. More women do this in the bathroom than men.
A. Wash their hands. Women: 80%, men: 55%.

Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A. Gain weight.

Q. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
A. Banana.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand.

Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windscreen wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
A. Change their underwear.

Q. This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
A. A kiss.

Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A. Honey.

Q. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
A. Have a look in your medicine cabinet.

Q. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
A. Wear underwear.

Q. What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, and 9% carbon dioxide?
A. A fart.

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Strange Quotes: Famous Curses!

May your every wish be granted. - Ancient Chinese Curse

May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. - Arab Curse

May those that love us, love us;
and to those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
and if He doesn't turn their hearts,
may He turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping.
- - - Old Irish Toast

May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year. - Traditional Gypsy Curse

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1. Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and simplistic world-view.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

4. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

5. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

6. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!?

7. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

8. I'll give you a nice, shiny quarter if you'll go away.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

13. How about never? Is never good for you?

14. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

15. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication.

16. You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.

17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

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