Vol 694 - May 14, 2008 - Actual SAT Test Answers in Arkansas

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Strange "GOLF" Truisms:

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.

Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.

It's not a gimme if you're still away.

A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week.

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse).

If you want to hit a 7 iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) -Actual SAT Test Answers in Arkansas

S.A.T. TEST QUESTIONS

The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students! (Don't laugh too hard----one of these kids may be the President someday.)

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.

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Strange 'Questions':

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

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Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

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How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Dating Terms Explained

The game of dating...

EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

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Strange Quotes:

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." Henry Youngman.

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" Steven Wright.

"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night." Peter
Ustinov. (grunt)

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them." - Steve Martin

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women." Groucho Marx

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Just How Dumb Are You Quiz

1. What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such ! as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury! the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, th! ree people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!

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Strange Quotes and Insults!

"A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!"

"I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it."

"I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!"

"Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm."

"Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!"

"Make somebody happy. Mind your own business."

"Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?"

"Are your parents siblings?"

"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Truisms

Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ Morrison

TRUISMS #1

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:
Never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

KLEENEX:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

TRUISMS #2

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have. You have character lines. Ha!

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Raspberries, Rap, Hotlinks and Cat Face

>> Flappy lips <<
"Students and posh camera equipment should
never be given an excuse to mix," warns t0mki.
But why not, if this classical aria of rubbery,
slow-motion raspberry-blowing is the inevitable
result?
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Flappy_Lips

>> 'Would Like to Meet' <<
"My mates and I did this drunken sweary hip hop
thing," confesses DaveTheTriffids, "About our
desperate loneliness and general sense of self
loathing." It's an unsavoury Midlands-based
lonely hearts ad.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/183397

>> Italian politico hotlink madness <<
"An Italian politician called Francesco Storace
stole one of my pictures and hotlinked it,"
complains Occulus. Briefly, this means he stole
the pic to use on his website but left her to
pay the bills. She asked him to stop. No
response. "So I swapped my picture of the
Pantheon for one of him receiving it up the bum
courtesy of Berlusconi." Hehe.
http://www.sionmc.com/storace/stealing.htm

>> Cat Face 7 <<
This latest instalment sees Jonti's macroephalic
hero hounded by wildlife documentary film crews.
Silly David Attenborough.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Cat+Face+7

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
When animals attack

Each week we collect your stories, anecdotes
and lies into one handy place on the interweb.

Last week we wanted your tales of dreadful
spiky-fanged death.
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/animals/

* HAPPY FINISH - My mate D spent some of his
gap year working in a wild animal sanctuary in
Malaysia. One day he was happily cleaning the
area next to the orang-utan enclosure when
suddenly a huge, hairy orange hand reached
through the bars of the enclosure and grabbed
him round the back of head. He froze, having
been told the best thing to do if grabbed by
one of the animals was not to struggle as most
would then think you were dead and drop you.
However this didn't seem to have much of an
effect as the orang-utan then slowly but surely
began to pull him towards the cage. D twisted
his head round to come face-to-face with Omar,
the biggest and most bad-ass of all the male
orang-utans in the sanctuary. Now in fear of his
life, he then noticed something worse. Omar was
only holding him with one hand because he was
furiously wanking himself silly with the other.
(I just went out to feed the pigeons)

* TICK - My friend John and I were in
Bangladesh and we got lost in rare style. We
found ourselves in a jungle, and, to cut a long
story short, two days later we ended up in a
hotel in Chittagong. We splashed out on some
luxury, but on inspecting my shoulder to see
why it was so itchy, I found I was infested
with ticks. Tugging them with tweezers didn't
work, as their heads gripped very tightly.
John, damn him a thousand times, at that point
"remembered" that the way to get rid of ticks
is to burn them off. Holding a lit match to
your skin is never fun at the best of times,
but holding one under your earlobe is simply
awful. The worst moment came when I thought I
had finished, but then realised that a tick was
in fact sucking on my scrotum. I was being
tea-bagged by an insect, and the only way to
stop its advances was to hold a lit match to my
balls. The bathroom filled with the smell of
singed pubic hairs (and howls of laughter from
John). The next day we happened to come across
some doctors, to whom we told our story. They
smirked, shook their heads and told us that
burning a tick leaves its head buried under
your skin. We could look forward to some nasty
infections, and sure enough for months to come
the bites were gushing pus. The one above my
nipple wept so much that four months later
someone pointed out that I appeared to be
lactating. (I grew it myself)

* KITTY KALAMITY - I brought it upon myself. I
once bit the cat on the stomach. Think
facehuggers from alien. CLAMP. Mum couldn't get
her off because she was laughing too hard.
(ClanSoul)

>> This Week's Question <<
Pet peeves. What makes you angry? Tell us so we
can laugh at your impotent rage.
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/peeves/

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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Kittywigs <<
In case your feline companion is struck down
with a debilitating case of the mange before
that all-important dinner party. Or perhaps
just to 'spice things up' around the... oh god,
we don't know why you'd want to dress your cat
up. But this is the place. If it was real.
http://www.kittywigs.com/wigindex.html

>> Neverland at night <<
Slightly creepy gallery of pics, taking you by
the hand and leading you round Michael
Jackson's notorious, private amusement park.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tunnelbug/sets/72157603558879859/

>> The weird side of Wikipedia <<
Massive chunk of read-y goodness; wikipedia's
list of articles considered unusual. If we were
smart we'd keep this secret and grind about 5
newsletters'-worth of ideas from it - it's a
gold-mine!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles

>> Coffin Couches <<
Enterprising company that converts 'factory
damaged' coffins into gothic sofas. Soft
furnishings with an inappropriate aura of
menace, as if they scuttle round the room on
their spindly legs and creep up behind you when
you go to put the kettle on.
http://coffincouches.com/

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: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO AAHH
Grrrrrrrr! Bears!

You know one of these little scamps could
easily take an arm off but it doesn't stop them
being quite delightful. We wonder why they're
being so lovingly reared; our guess is they'd
all make a lovely Russian hat.
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1890

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Stuff that's almost funny if you're simple

>> Metronome experiment <<
Ever wondered how to synchronise 5 metronomes?
Maybe you're a bit deaf and one isn't loud
enough? Help is at hand with SCIENCE.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Synchronisation

>> Visual bromide <<
In a clip that's enough to put you off sex for
life, we see what really happens when a man and
woman 'make love'. Very NSFW and very, very
disgusting.
http://snipurl.com/dontwatchthis

>> Facebook nightmares made real <<
Taken from BBC Sketch show "The Wall" that, for
all we know, may be great or may be a bit shit
(like Lily Allen and Friends). Anyway, this
sketch is spot on and sent a chill down our
collective spines. Not just because we know
idiots like this, but because we're all a
little bit guilty ourselves.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Facebook_in_real_life

>> Billy Connolly pisstake <<
Billy Connolly was vaguely entertaining in the
70s when he swore a lot and did ridiculous
songs like "In the Brownies". Now he's had too
much therapy to be properly funny, yet still
pops up on screen doing his rambling monologues
without punch-lines. This perfectly captures the
intrinsic lameness of the contemporary Connolly.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Billy_Connollys_Bullshit_Tours

>> Floating head lol <<
This starts off by looking like some rotten
student film complete with inept special
effects. It then turns into pure psychodrama.
And if that wasn't enough, it ends on a song.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pZkZWlAIG0w

>> Twin Towers conspiracy parody <<
We've all seen our fair share of theories about
why 9/11 really happened, so we love this next
clip, complete with CGI worthy of an Amstrad
GX4000.
http://b3ta.com/links/REAL_proof_that_9_11_was_all_a_big_phony

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Gladiators Challenge

Last week we wanted to know what Gladiators:
Extreme Edition would be like.

Your favourites included:

* TERMINAL 5 - The Travelator proves unpopular
with contestants at Heathrow (enceladus)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8315578

* SPEIGHT - while over at St. Pancras, the
latest challenge takes its first victim (dbroon)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8320312

* TOM CRUISE - finally, the Hollywood action
hero tackles an opponent his own size (The
Hedgehog From Hell)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8330121

All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/gladiators/

>> New challenge: Uxbridge English <<
In tribute to the great Humphrey Lyttelton,
this week's challenge is to expand the Uxbridge
English Dictionary. We shouldn't have to
explain this. Challenge suggested by clorey
mcnuggety.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/uxbridge/

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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.

* MAKE YOUR OWN PUMPKIN FACE-
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed retorts, "From a 1938
issue of "Popular Science" the first step is to
make an aluminium mould of the face, I assume
this is done by placing a sheet of aluminium
over the face and beating it into shape with a
hammer."
http://snipurl.com/boris

* RETRO-GAMING SPAT - "Bruce Everiss has
deleted around 180 posts from his original
blog, and subtly edited other posts to skew
the argument in his favour," informs
bertybop909. "Luckily, someone preserved the
original thread before Bruce butchered it in
his favour. Even better, they've produced a
web-page that shows the original thread
side-by-side with the edited version, so people
can see exactly the extent Bruce went to to
hide/edit comments from his detractors."
http://worldofstuart.excellentcontent.com/bruceworld/

* SHED LOAD OF DATA - Linbox geeks out, "Just
kind of interesting in a techie way: The stats
from my host made interesting reading
during/after my shed made it to the newsletter.
It also shipped about 1.6Gb of data in 7 days,
compared to 42Mb for the whole of March...
Yay!" And indeed woo, and we hope you lose your
virginity soon. (Sorry!)
http://www.fivelaws.demon.co.uk/shed-hits.jpg

* FRUIT OF THE PENIS - last week we asked you
go grow oddly-shaped veg. Of course you're
all too lazy and just reached for google
instead. jbarlow_jb ejaculates, "These peppers
taste quite nice as well, always a surprise
for people to find a whole one in a salad."
http://www.g6csy.net/chile/peppers/pene.jpg

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: FRIDAY GAME
Perfect Pitch Game

Being crap musicians we've delighted in playing
this 'can you guess the note' game, and we've
concluded that we haven't got perfect pitch
(far from it), but our relative pitch is fine.
Woohoo.
http://detrave.net/nblume/perfect-pitch/

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* INTERNATIONAL TALLER OR SMALL - just been
reading this great wikipedia page that has the
average heights of different nationalities.
Could be a great game here - like Bruce
Foresight does higher or lower, but very
vaguely racist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height

* DISPOSABLE HEROES OF HIPHOPRACY MASH UP -
been amusing ourselves all week singing,
"Cbeebies, the drug of the nation, breeding
ignorance and feeding radiation." Could be a
great video - cutting from Michael Franti
bombastically denouncing TV, and clips of In
The Night Garden and that dickhead Justin who's
on everything.

* KEYBOARD PRANKS - swap the n and m key on
your mums keyboard. Or install Linux. Mums love
linux.

Send contributions via the mail form.
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BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
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THANKS:

This issue was written by Rob Manuel with David
Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Bad Horsey who
moaned that we didn't credit him last week for
well, being bad and also being a horse we
suppose, seekew SockCooker, netkiller2005, and
not forgetting stevepiercy. Subjlol from Ad7.
Mastheadlol from barryheadwound. We also liked
'A product of the untalented, sold by the
unprincipled to the utterly bewildered' but it
was a bit long. Thanks art of work. Additional
linkage and image challenge by Fraser Lewry.
Scaryduck is QOTW bloke. B4ta is secret, don't
go hunting for weird URLs. Yes, we mean YOU
b3tard. (clicky pen)

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