Dienstag, 8. Juli 2014

VOL 1337 - July 09, 2014 - Strange Facts About our Shopping Malls

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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STRANGE TOYS & GAMES - CHESS SETS - ALL KINDS - STAR TREK - STAR WARS - BIZARRE

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FARM EQUIPMENT - THE JOHN DEERE EFFECT!

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NEW CELEBS CATEGORY - TV NEWSCASTERS - ANCHORS & PUNDITS! FOXY BLONDES

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_4771.html
WHY HUSBANDS, BOYFRIENDS AND MEN GET INTO TROUBLE

http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/news_10411.html
IS THERE ANYTHING HOTTER/SEXIER THAN A GOLD OR SILVER BIKINI????

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Strange Quotes About "Work"

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. - Dennis Miller

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. - Slappy White

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. - Robert Paul

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K Jerome

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange and Wonderful Facts About our Shopping Malls.

Mall of America facts:

The Mall of America near Minneapolis, MN has over 500 stores.

It does not have a heating system. It relies on the heat from the lighting, the sunroof and all the people.

It has its own zip code.

It has four Gaps and an amusement park.

It draws 40 million visitors each year; more than Disney World, Graceland and the Grand Canyon combined.

The Mall of America is an international tourist attraction - more than one third of visitors come from over 150 miles away. Airlines offer travel and shopping package deals to shoppers from Germany, Japan, Switzerland, England and Australia.

Only five miles away from the Mall of America is the Southdale mall. It was the first enclosed shopping mall ever, opening less than 50 years ago (October 8, 1956).

The world's largest shopping mall is the West Edmonton Mall in Alberta, Canada.


West Edmonton Mall facts:

The "West Ed Mall" in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, there are over 800 stores.

It has the world's largest indoor wave pool.

It has over 110 places to eat.

Of course, West Ed Mall, the world's largest mall, has the world's largest parking lot.

There are one-third of a million lighting fixtures.

It has 58 entrances.

West Ed Mall was opened in 1981, and the fourth phase was completed 17 years later.

There are two A & Ws, two Baskin Robbinses, two KFCs, two Arbys, two Dairy Queens, three Orange Juliuses and three McDonalds in West Ed Mall.

Surprisingly, there is only one Starbucks there.


Other Mall facts:

There are 50,000 shopping malls in the United States alone.

Women will buy more if they hear their heels clicking on polished hard surfaces, so designers often use hard flooring in hallways. Inside the stores themselves, there is often carpeting or softer surfaces to lure customers in and make them feel at home.

Places to sit in the common areas of malls are hard to find. People aren't shopping when they're sitting.

Escalators are placed strategically to force shoppers to pass the maximum number of storefronts.

Most malls have bends and turns as shoppers typically won't walk towards something that seems more than one tenth of a mile away.

Floor plans in malls are disorienting for a reason - so shoppers cannot make a quick exit.

The average mall shopper stays for 80 minutes and spends $75 each visit.


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PARKING LOT PROBLEMS - DRIVER WITH ROOFTOP BICYCLE RACK PULLS INTO PUBLIC PARKING LOT - IMPALES BIKE ON SIGN OVER ENTRANCE! - FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192122.html


STRANGE PEOPLE - LOLITA RICHI LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE A LIVING DOLL - AN ACTUAL DOLL! - STRANGE REDHEADS! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/192123.html


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STRANGE WORLD CUP SOCCER ITEMS - BRAZIL - GREAT GOAL SAVE!! FROM THE FANS VIEWPOINT - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191865.html


STRANGE OLDE HAIRSTYLES! REMEMBER THE "BIG HAIR" DAYS - RATTED AND PILED HIGH! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/192129.html


STRANGE ROCK CONCERT EVENT - A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE SMASHED TO HER FACE! - CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192130.html


STRANGE AUTO ACCESSORIES - PARTS & FEATURES ! - WORLDS MOST EXPENSIVE GEARSHIFT KNOB - BENTLEY - 30 KARATS OF GENUINE DIAMONDS & WHITE GOLD! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/192133.html


STRANGE GOOGLE STREETVIEW 4 SHOT SEQUENCE OF DETROIT NEIGHBORHOOD DECLINE - 2008 - 2009 - 2011 - 2013 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192134.html


STRANGE ZOO FUN - ORANGUTAN MIMICS MAN STANDING BESIDE CAGE! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/192135.html


STRANGE STAR TREK INFO CHART - EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192137.html


STRANGE MILITARY ARMS - SOLDIER DEMONSTRATES SHOULDER LAUNCHED GRENADE GUN - AMAZING ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/192136.html


STRANGE & GOOFY SENIORS - MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR FOR GRAMPS HAS SNOWPLOW BLADE ATTACHED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191591.html


STRANGE FARM EQUIPMENT - HAY BALER SHOOTS OUT COMPLETE HAY BAIL OVER FOLLOWING TRACTOR ONTO WAGON - CRAZY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/192075.html


STRANGE OLDE STAR WARS STARS PICTURES - CARRIE FISHER WITH BILL MURRAY 1978! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/192138.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SF - C - FARM EQUIPMENT - TRACTORS - TRUCKS - PLOWS - QUADS - COMBINES

http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/category/100746_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Strange Cat & Kitten Trivia - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/116592.html


- Strange Shark Facts - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/113982.html


- Strange Fish Facts... - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/133187.html


- Strange Animal Facts - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/113981.html


- IMPORTANT Holiday Sports Parking And Shopping Tips - NOT ALL THIEVES ARE STUPID! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/179828.html


- Strange Things You Learn As You Grow Older........ - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/179745.html


- Strange Facts About Mosquitoes - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/179587.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SF - C - FARM EQUIPMENT - TRACTORS - TRUCKS - PLOWS - QUADS - COMBINES

http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/category/120_1.html

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Samstag, 5. Juli 2014

VOL 1336 - July 06, 2014 - Strange Brain Bits

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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JULY Fun !


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NEW - STRANGE MEN'S & WOMEN'S HAIRSTYLES - NAILS AND BODY DECORATIONS - ANGRY BIRDS - STEVE JOBS TRIBUTE - WILD & CRAZY

http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/news_9713.html
STRANGE CAVES & GROTTOES AROUND THE WORLD - NEW!

http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_8763.html
STRANGE ANIMALS IN OLDE TRAVELING CIRCUS & VAUDEVILLE SHOWS - ELEPHANTS, LIONS AND HORSES!

http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/news_8115.html
NEW - SURFING DANGERS! - HUGE WAVES - BIG THRILLS - BIG WIPEOUTS

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_10201.html
STRANGE COINS FROM AROUND THE WORLD - WILD DESIGNS - SMELLS AND SHAPES!

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Strange Quotes About Children and Parenting:

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. (David Frost)

Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter. (James T. Adams)

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. (Jim Bishop)

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off. (Ralph Bus)

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. (Bob Phillips)

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.' (Joe Namath)

There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. (Mona Crane)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Brain Bits

Strange Brain Bits

The Roman Doctrine of Signatures stated that whereas the meat of the walnut had the shape of a human brain, it would be useful in treating any ailments having to do with the head. Later in Medieval times, they were thought to cause headaches, also because of their shape.

The bigger the brain, the brighter? Not necessarily. Albert Einstein's brain weighed only 1230 grams as opposed to the average for adult males, of 1400 grams. The heaviest human brain ever recorded, was 5 lbs. 1.1 oz.

A dolphin's brain is structured so that only half sleeps at a time, allowing the alert half to maintain its breathing, and keep it surfacing for air.

The world's largest brain is a hot air balloon, the "brainchild" of a neurosurgeon. It measures 100' long, 90' high, and 80' wide. It is the equivalent size of 3,135,000 human brains.

The largest brain of a living creature, belongs to the sperm whale, whose intellectual center weighs a whopping 9kg. Or about 19.8lbs. The stegosaurus dinosaur, which could reach lengths of 30', had a brain the size of a walnut.

The longest living cells in the body are brain cells, which can last a lifetime.

A human brain comprises only 2% of the body, yet it uses 20% of the oxygen and blood.

In the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo's famed fresco of "The Creation" shows God reaching out to Adam against a background that mimics exactly, the shape of the human brain. The sulci match the brain stem, the basilar artery, the pituitary gland and the optic chiasm.


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THE WORST CELEBRITY MLB BASEBALL FIRST PITCHES! - MARIAH CAREY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191638.html


STRANGE WORLD CUP SOCCER ITEMS - BRAZIL - JAPANESE FAN CLEANING STADIUM BEFORE LEAVING! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/191862.html


STRANGE TOMBSTONES - CIVIL WAR CAMEL "OLD DOUGLAS" - AMAZING WAR HISTORY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192063.html


STRANGE OLDE HISTORICAL PHOTOS - 1901 STACKED LOG WOOD TRESTLE RAILROAD BRIDGE IN THE STATE OF OREGON - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192064.html


STRANGE ODDITIES FROM THE PAST - 17TH CENTURY POISON CABINET! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192065.html


AMERICA'S GETTING FAT! - CENTRAL AMERICAN FOOT BRIDGE LOAD LIMIT - 10 PERSONS OR 3 AMERICANS! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/191996.html


OLDE CELEBS AGING BADLY - DIANA RIGG - "THE AVENGERS" EMMA PEEL! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/192066.html


POLICE WORK - STRANGE JAPANESE GANGS - YAKUZA GANG MEMBERS TATTOOED HANDS! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/192067.html


STRANGE GYMNASTIC SPORTS DANGERS - GIRL DOING FLIP ON UNEVEN PARALLEL BARS SMASHES INTO THE MAT AFTER SPOTTER LETS HER FALL! - NASTY ACTION GIF! OUCH! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/192068.html


STRANGE & GOOFY SENIORS - TOUGH OLD LADY MAYOR IN CANADA! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191590.html


STRANGE BUSINESS SURPRISES - GREAT RESTAURANT! - GIVE PATRON 5% OFF FOR WELL BEHAVED CHILDREN! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/192069.html


THE MILITARY IS CHANGING - STRANGE ARMORY DISCOVERY - PINK M-16'S! - BE CAREFUL WHO YOU GET INTO A FOXHOLE WITH! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/192070.html


STRANGE CONVENIENCE STORY ROBBERY VIDEOS - CLERK PULLS OUT A MACHETE AND CHASES GUN WIELDING ROBBERY OUT AND THRU PARKING LOT - DANGEROUS ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/192071.html


MOUNTAIN BIKING DANGERS - RIDER FALL OFF TRAIL ON DESERT RUN - RIGHT INTO A HUGE CACTUS! OUCH! - NASTY 4 PICTURE SEQUENCE! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/192072.html


AMERICAN PATRIOT - CHEST FLAG! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/192073.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - CARS - TRUCKS - MOTORCYCLES - BOATS - ALL KINDS OF VEHICLES

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/27_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Hilarious Sports Quotes - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/191965.html


Strange Secrets to Huge Pumpkins and Other Pumpkin Mysteries - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/177709.html


Strange Business Signs of Our Times - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/177719.html


10 Strange Things You Didn't Know About Houdini - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/140777.html


Top 10 Amazing Prison Escapes - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/142600.html


10 Richest People of All Time and How They Made Their Fortunes - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/141312.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - CARS - TRUCKS - MOTORCYCLES - BOATS - ALL KINDS OF VEHICLES

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Freitag, 4. Juli 2014

[b3ta] PUNCH GEORGE OSBORNE IN HIS ODIOUS FACE

 

This Week:

* FIGHT - Which is the best chocolate bar?

* CHROMEBOOKS - Should you buy one?

* FUNNY NAME CORNER - It's back back back!


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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK


 >> All The Kings & Queens Of England <<

 Jfalle writes, "Here's a poem about the Kings

 and Queens of England. ALL of them." Yay poems!

 Yay pageantry! Yay the Royals!

http://www.b3ta.com/links/All_The_Kings_Queens_Of_England



 >> Rolf Harris' comics career <<

 Ambegris writes, "This is all I have to say

 about the man. In a comics blog." We're

 personally saying nothing about Rolf, the bad

 taste gags are all played out and the whole

 establishment being apparently riddled with

 paedophiles is a bit grim, even for us.

http://the-slipper.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/the-other-side-of-rolf-harris-not-that.html



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: USVSTH3M CORNER

 The other project run by Team B3ta


 * SLAP GEORGE OSBORNE - the fun bit isn't just

 whacking him but you can see how many other

 slaps he's had too. About 250,000 at time of

 writing, our ambition is to get it to at least

 1,000,000 then possibly some voodoo magic will

 happen.

http://games.usvsth3m.com/slap-george-osborne/



 * WHICH GENIUS DO YOU SLEEP LIKE? - click your

 sleep pattern to compare yourself to clever

 people. BTW: We nearly put Maggie Thatcher in,

 as she famously only slept 4hrs per week. Then

 we remembered she wasn't a genius and just a

 puppet of the dark forces of capitalism.

http://games.usvsth3m.com/which-genius-do-you-sleep-like/



 * WHICH IS THE BEST CHOCOLATE BAR? Fight! is

 going strong with some amazing user submitted

 lists including important confectionary based

 work like this:

http://games.usvsth3m.com/fight/which-is-the-best-chocolate-bar



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: SITES IN BRIEF

 Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates


 * AMAZING HARDCORE MOUSE - reminds us of

 Jean-Claude Van Damme.

http://imgur.com/9ZNLN6l



 * THE LOST ART OF THE CUTAWAY ILLUSTRATION - we

 don't see these much anymore. For shame.

http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/10/15/the-lost-art-of-the-cutaway



 * THE MOOD ALTERING EXPERIMENTS OF FACEBOOK -

 reminds us of this from John Higgs about the

 Daily Mail:

http://jmrhiggs.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/the-daily-mail-is-drug.html



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: GOOGLE CHROMEBOOKS

 Our opinion? Buy one


 This newsletter was written using Google Docs

 on a £179 Google Chromebook.


 We bought it on a whim and it's quickly become

 our favourite laptop. Dirt cheap and utterly

 great. Turns out that for 90% of our work a

 browser is all we need - checking Twitter,

 writing email, writing docs, the normal stuff.


 Amazing battery life too - genuninely 6 to 8

 hours, unlike our Macbook Air which can do

 about 90 minutes before dying on its arse.

 Model we grabbed is an Acer - lovely little

 thing.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/asin/B00GX9HSKM/b3ta-21



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: FUNNY NAME CORNER

 It's back!

 If you were targeting kids for a dental work

 company would you really call it EZ Pedo?

https://www.ezpedo.com/index.html



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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO

 Like MP3s but with moving images


 * FUN WITH BLACK BULBS - occasional B3ta

 contributor Lee Hardcastle fiddles around with

 UV.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Fun_With_Black_Bulbs



 * THE COOLEST KID YOU'LL EVER SEE - two little

 kids having a scrap, but one has a fantastic

 special move.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNEP-hzt7n8



 * REVVING A CAR ENGINE - wait for it!

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Revving_a_car_engine_wait_for_it



 * CLEVER EGG THING -  We're not easily

 impressed, but we think if we had one of these

 our lives would be complete.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher



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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE

 Results from 'The Bigger Picture'


 Last week we asked you to expand familiar artwork

 beyond its frame and show us what the original

 artist cropped out.

 Our favourites included:

 * MOVING OUT: Whistler's Grandmother is

 relocated. (Captain Howdy)

http://b3ta.com/board/11085519

 * PLACE FACE: Magritte's Son of man gets

 some classy friends (joefish)

http://b3ta.com/board/11085907

 

 * ICE SCREAM: Munch's Titanic depiction

(Barbarossa)

http://b3ta.com/board/11085335

 

 All these images, and your favourites can be

 found here:

http://b3ta.com/challenge/biggerpicture/



  >> New challenge: Toy Mashup <<

 This weeks challenge is to go all Doctor

 Frankenstein on your childhood memories.

 Chopping and stitching two or more toys

 together to make a better one.

http://b3ta.com/challenge/toymashup/



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 THANKS:

 This issue was written by Rob Manuel with

 David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by RompaStompa,

 tits, Marxist Pig, hadr0n, Ghoti Fingers &

 Pissflaps.


 Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.

 Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.

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 TOP TIP:

 Make barbers think your hair grows really slowly

 by using four different ones on rotation, and

 telling them that they're the only barber you

 go to. (Just a vagabond)


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: AND FINALLY

 Which hack do you you trust the most?


 Currently Orla Guerin MBE is winning - an

 Irish correspondent currently working for BBC

 News based in Cairo, with a strong showing for

 young pretenders Owen Jones & Helen Lewis.

http://games.usvsth3m.com/fight/which-hack-do-you-trust-the-most



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Dienstag, 1. Juli 2014

VOL 1335 - July 02, 2014 - Time line for Independence Day July 4th

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:

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JULY 4th Fun !


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http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_8767.html
STRANGE MILITARY PAINT JOBS - MILITARY JETS & HELICOPTERS

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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - Patriotic Toasts for the 4th

"May our great men be good, and our good men be great!"

"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusion reduce us to defeat."

"Here's to the Army and Navy, And the battles they have won,

Here's to America's colors---The colors that never run!"

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Time line for Independence Day July 4th


Benjamin Franklin

1774 - The 13 colonies send delegates to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to form the First Continental Congress. While unrest was brewing, the colonies were far from ready to declare war.

April 1775 - King George's troops advance on Concord, Massachusetts, prompting Paul Revere's midnight ride that sounded the alarm: "The British are coming, the British are coming." Thus began the American Revolution at the battle of Concord.

May 1776 - After nearly a year of trying to settle their differences with England, the colonies, once again, send delegates to the Second Continental Congress.

June 1776 - Admitting that their efforts were hopeless, a committee was formed to compose the formal Declaration of Independence. Headed by Thomas Jefferson, the committee also included John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Philip Livingston and Roger Sherman.

June 28, 1776 - Jefferson presents the first draft of the declaration to congress.

July 4, 1776 - After various changes to Jefferson's original draft, a vote was taken late in the afternoon of July 4th. Of the 13 colonies, 9 voted in favor of the Declaration; 2, Pennsylvania and South Carolina voted No; Delaware was undecided and New York abstained. John Hancock, President of the Continental Congress, was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence. It is said that he signed his name "with a great flourish" so "King George can read that without spectacles!"

July 6, 1776 - The Pennsylvania Evening Post is the first newspaper to print the Declaration of Independence.

July 8, 1776 - The first public reading of the declaration takes place in Philadelphia's Independence Square. The bell in Independence Hall, then known as the "Province Bell" would later be renamed the "Liberty Bell" after its inscription - "Proclaim Liberty Throughout All the Land Unto All the Inhabitants Thereof.Fourth of July"

August 1776 - The task begun on July 4, the signing of the Declaration of Independence, was not actually completed until August. Nonetheless, the 4th of July has been accepted as the official anniversary of United States independence from Britain.

July 4, 1777 - The first Independence Day celebration takes place. It's interesting to speculate what those first 4th festivities were like. By the early 1800's the traditions of parades, picnics, and fireworks were firmly established as part of American Independence Day culture.


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