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Dienstag, 8. Oktober 2013

VOL 1259 - OCT. 09, 2013 - Strange Las Vegas Trivia

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

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OCTOBER FUN

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NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_8767.html
STRANGE MILITARY PAINT JOBS - MILITARY JETS & HELICOPTERS

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_7588.html
AMAZING MILITARY CAMOUFLAGE!

http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/news_9869.html
STRANGE MINIATURE GOLF COURSES AND PUTT PUTT HOLES

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_11325.html
PATRIOTIC STARS AND CELEBS - HOT RED WHITE & BLUE BIKINI'S - US FLAGS A FLYIN

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_10807.html
STRANGE CELEBRITIES AND THEIR HOT CUSTOM RIDES - CRAZY LUXURY CARS - EXPENSIVE MODELS!

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Strange Quotes about Cats & Teenagers:

For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:

1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.

5. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Las Vegas Trivia

Las Vegas means "the meadows" in Spanish.
In Nevada, there are more than 209,000 slot machines normally operating 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

The first neon sign appeared in Las Vegas in 1954 at the Boulder Club.

The bell is the oldest symbol still used on today's slot machines.

The average annual temperature in Las Vegas is 66 degrees.

It would take 288 years for one person to spend one night in every hotel room in Las Vegas.

Shrimp consumption in Las Vegas is more than 60,000 pounds a day. That's higher than the rest of the country combined and adds up to 22 million pounds per year.

The Stardust was the first hotel in Vegas to add a sports book to its casino.

Nickel slots on the Strip pay back anywhere from 86.9 percent to 92.8 percent of what they take in.

Las Vegas casinos never use dice with rounded corners.

It's estimated that every day Las Vegas casinos give away $3 million of freebies (more than $1 billion per year) just to get customers through their doors.

It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.

The Horseshoe was the first Las Vegas casino to install carpeting.

A vagrant once turned a $400 Social Security check into $1.6 million playing blackjack in a Las Vegas casino.

According to suppliers, purple is the favorite ink color in daubers used by Las Vegas Bingo players.

The beam of light atop the Luxor in Las Vegas is made up of 39 individual lamps. Each xenon lamp costs $1,200 and will last about 2,000 hours. The electric bill for the Luxor beam is $51 an hour.

Las Vegas has the highest number of unlisted phone numbers of any U.S. city.

The iconic, waving neon cowboy, located at Vegas' Pioneer Club downtown, is named Vegas Vic.

Frank Sinatra was the first Vegas headliner to earn $100,000 per week.

More than 110,000 marriage licenses are issued in Las Vegas each year.

Elvis and Priscilla Presley were married at the original Aladdin hotel.

The Silver Slipper was the first casino to hire female card dealers on the Las Vegas Strip (in 1971

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STRANGE AUTO ACCIDENTS - CLOSE CALLS! - SPEEDING TRAIN JUST MISSES CAR SNEAKING THRU RR CROSSING BARRIERS - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/189431.html

STRANGE BUILDINGS - WORLD'S FIRST INFLATABLE CONCERT HALL - JAPAN - COOL! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/189594.html

SUMMER SWIMMING OCEAN BEACH DANGERS - HUGE SHARK BETWEEN YOU AND THE BEACH! - SCARY - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189596.html

BEYONCE HAS SCARE ON STAGE - CRAZY FAN COMES UP AND DRAGS HER OFF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189597.html

STRANGE OLDE MILITARY PICTURES - SOVIET PLANE SPOTTERS 1917 - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189598.html

STRANGE SPORTS CEREMONIES - 1992 BARCELONA SUMMER GAMES OPENED BY FLAMING ARROW SHOT FROM STAGE - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189599.html

STRANGE ANIMALS - COLORFUL LITTLE LIZARD WITH RED WINGS FOR ESCAPE! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/189600.html

STRANGE TRAVEL DESTINATIONS - IN BOLIVIA IS A 300 FOOT WALL WITH 5000 DINOSAUR FOOTPRINTS - 462 DISTINCT TRAILS - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/189601.html

STRANGE OLDE FUN PICTURES - 1961 EMPLOYEE CAFETERIA AT WALT DISNEY STUDIOS - EVEN SNOW WHITE NEEDS LUNCH! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/189602.html

STRANGE FARM PROBLEMS - OVERLOADED WAGON TO MUCH FOR TRACTOR TO PULL - WHEELIES! - CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/189604.html

SCARY HELICOPTER LOOK DOWN AT HUGE AIRCRAFT CARRIER - STRANGE SHOT - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189603.html

STRANGE AIRPLANES - SKY BABY - WORLD'S SMALLEST WORKING AIRPLANE - I DON'T THINK I GO IN THAT! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189605.html

JANE SEYMOUR - STILL HAS HOT BIKINI BODY AT 62 YEARS OLD! - AMAZING! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/189607.html

TRAVEL FAVORITE - BAVARIAN CASTLE NEUSCHWANSTEIN - KING LUDWIG'S CASTLE THAT BANKRUPTED HIM AND ALSO INSPIRED DISNEY LAND MAGIC KINGDOM - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/189608.html

AMAZING OCEAN DANGERS - KITE SURFER HAS NO IDEA THAT A HUGE WHALE IS SCOUTING HIS FUN PLACE! - GREAT AERIAL SHOT! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189609.html

STRANGE WEATHER DANGERS - AMAZING TRIPLE NIGHT LIGHTNING STRIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY - AWESOME - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189610.html

STRANGE POLICE REPORTS - STRANGE LADY GETS HUSBAND TO SHOOT NEIGHBOR FOR TELEPATHICALLY RAPING HER! - WHY? - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/189611.html

STRANGE FOOD FUN - HUGE PUMPKIN TAKES UP ALMOST THE ENTIRE PICKUP TRUCK BED! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/189612.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SM - WWII MISC. - STRANGE EQUIPMENT - Rockets - Jets - Artillery - etc

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/category/100699_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Glossary - American vs English Meanings - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/119405.html

Strange Actual Excerpts From Student Science Exam Papers - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/118897.html

Strange Laws and Other Useless Information - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/118510.html

Strange Celebrities Who Are Missing Fingers - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/117637.html

Confucius Didn't Say................. - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/172976.html

World's Worst Predictions - Famously Wrong Predictions - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/113983.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SM - WWII MISC. - STRANGE EQUIPMENT - Rockets - Jets - Artillery - etc

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/category/110_1.html

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Samstag, 5. Oktober 2013

VOL 1258 - OCT. 06, 2013 - Strange Places We'd Like to See

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

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OCTOBER FUN

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NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_11650.html
STRANGE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS - GOOFY GUITARS - WEIRD DRUMS AND BRASS!

http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_2351.html
OLD AIR TRAVEL - BEFORE JET ENGINES!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_11651.html
SNOW FUN - DANGERS - SNOWMOBILES - NASTINESS - GOOD TIMES AND BAD IN THE COLD!

http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/news_11647.html
STRANGE WATER SPORT FUN AND CRAZINESS! - PARA-SAILING - WATER-SKIING - DRAGGED BEHIND THE BOAT FUN!

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Strange but Amazing Insults:

He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.

He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.

He's the first in his family born without a tail.

What color is the sky in your world?

What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Places We'd Like to See

Strange Places We'd Like to See

Shapeless, Mass.

Oola, La

Goodness, Me

Income, Tex.

Deathly, Ill.

Hittor, Miss.

Praise, Ala.

Coco, Colo.

Proan, Conn.

Farmerina, Del.

Inert, Mass.

Hezmakinizetime, Pa.

Ca,Ca

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STRANGE AUTO ACCIDENTS - CLOSE CALLS! - BUS REAR ENDS STOPPED CAR JUST MISSING PEDESTRIAN CROSSING AT LIGHT! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/189428.html

HISTORIC TOOLS & TREASURES - THE STUDLEY TOOL CHEST - CLASSIC EXPENSIVE TOOLS EVERY FINISH CARPENTER NEEDED. - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189559.html

STRANGE TRAVEL DESTINATIONS - CHECK OUT THIS MORNING STATUE LINEUP ON EASTER ISLAND - AWESOME! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189561.html

RACING DANGERS - SPEEDING PORSCHE MISSES TURN AND CLIPS BARRIER BEFORE FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN INTO CANAL - DANGEROUS ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/189562.html

AMAZING BARN CONVERSION - COOL POST & BEAM CONSTRUCTION HIGHLIGHTS THIS AMAZING CEILING OF THIS BARN CONVERTED TO A HOUSE. - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/189563.html

OLDE CLASSIC ROCK STARS - 'KISS' IN FULL MAKEUP AND COSTUMES ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK - SCARY! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/189564.html

DANGEROUS SPORTS STUNTS - MAN TAKES FULL SWING AT GOLF BALL AND KNOCKS APPLE OFF CRAZY MANS HEAD - GOOFY SPORTS ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/189565.html

STRANGE MOVIE FUN FACTS - WHEN DISNEY'S "THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG" CAME OUT - 50 CHILDREN WERE HOSPITALIZED WITH SALMONELLA FOR KISSING LIVE FROGS! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/189566.html

STRANGE DANGEROUS WEATHER - AMAZING RAINBOW CREATED FROM RAIN WITH MORE COLORS PART OF THE WATER SPOUT DROPPING DOWN FROM THE DARK CLOUDS! SPECTACULAR WEATHER PHENOMENA ! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189567.html

STRANGE COLLEGE MARCHING BAND TALENTS - BAND CREATES OPTICAL ILLUSION AS THE MARCH ACROSS THE FOOTBALL FIELD! - AMAZING! - THE DRUM CORP INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189568.html

STRANGE MAPS AND CHARTS - ANNUAL EARTH ICE AND VEGETATION CHART EACH YEAR - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189569.html

STRANGE FAST FOOD TRIVIA AND FACTS ! CHECK OUT THE HISTORY! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/189571.html

STRANGE MILITARY EQUIPMENT PAINT JOBS - JAPANESE COMBAT HELICOPTERS NOW DISPLAY POPULAR CARTOON CHARACTERS - CRAZY! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189572.html

DRAG RACING DANGERS - SPECTACULAR NIGHT EXPLOSION OF FUNNY CAR AS IT FLIES DOWN THE TRACK AND SMASHES OPPONENTS DRAGSTER AS WELL! - AMAZING ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/189574.html

STRANGE GUNS AND ARMAMENTS - NAPOLEON BONAPARTE'S FLINTLOCK PISTOL - COOL 3 SHOT MINI - BEAUTIFUL ENGRAVING! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/189582.html

STRANGE TRAVEL DESTINATIONS - DIRT VILLAGE IN CHAHARMOHAL AND BAKHTIARI, IRAN - WHO SAYS THEY ARE STILL IN THE 5TH CENTURY? - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/189590.html

STRANGE PAINTED CAT - READY FOR HALLOWEEN! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/189591.html

STRANGE OLDE VEHICLES - STRANGE TIP OVER TEST FOR A LONDON DOUBLE DECKER BUS - EXCEED 35 DEGREES! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/189592.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SZ - PET CEMETERIES - PET TOMBSTONES - ANIMAL GRAVES

http://www.strangezoo.com/content/category/101121_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Questions and Answers - Student Who Obtained a 0% on an Exam - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/180766.html

Top 20 Strange Food Facts - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/158727.html

10 Strange Quiz Show Answers - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/159427.html

10 Strange Beer Facts - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/160359.html

Strange Inventions - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/160170.html

10 of The World's Strangest Cults - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/165283.html

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The Featured New Category This Week - SZ - PET CEMETERIES - PET TOMBSTONES - ANIMAL GRAVES

http://www.strangezoo.com/content/category/107_1.html

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Freitag, 4. Oktober 2013

[b3ta] 12 surprising reasons your penis won't work as a biro

This Week:

* REVIEW - The FloppyMan portable music player

* HATE - What does the Daily Mail think of you?

* MAGIC - Little chimp sees her first trick

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The Fabulous Gay Adventures of Vladimir Putin

Greetings - please have a nibble on the latest

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So watch and subscribe you b3tards!

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

>> Dad reviews the 'FloppyMan' <<

"My pops reviews this awesome product,"

explains Touched by an Anglegrinder. Which

still leaves us with the question: where can we

get hold of this amazing device?

http://b3ta.com/links/1074696/

>> European ski-style song <<

"I made a video about the lifestyle of European

ski instructors," blasts WALLOP. This is

hard-hitting stuff, yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=495BFCFiUm8&hd=1

>> Britney Spears 'Work Bitch' <<

"I have remade Britney Spears' new video, Work

Bitch," writes woahbot. "I stripped it of all

high production values but kept things tasty.

Enjoy."

http://www.b3ta.com/links/1076611

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: USVSTH3M

Some of the best stuff from our other site

>> How Much Are You Hated by the Daily Mail? <<

Ever worry where you fit in the Daily Mail's

world-view? Find out by taking this simple test.

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/are-you-hated-by-the-daily-mail/

>> You Can't Javascript Under Pressure <<

One for the coders: How fast can you complete

these exercises in scripting dexterity.

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/javascript-under-pressure/

>> Iain Duncan Smith's Unemployment Simulator <<

Welcome to the future of unemployment.

http://bit.ly/1bpnoMn

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Ravished by the Triceratops (Dinosaur Erotica)

@nik_the_brief writes, "This is just crying out

for inclusion in B3TA's newsletter and a few

smart-arse reviews."

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00EZCQADA/b3ta-21

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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK

Last week: Pure Fury

We asked, 'A friend's dad once stormed up to

me and threatened to "punch your stupid face

in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was

11. Have you ever done something innocent or

made a harmless joke that ended in threats to

your person?'

* BATSHIT MENTAL - "I once had a girlfriend,

perfection personified: warm, kind,

articulate, witty, and shagged like a steam

train on steroids. I really thought I had it

made. I remember very clearly the first time

the other side of her made an appearance. I

was standing stunned as she screamed and

ranted, veins bulging in her forehead and

rabid spittle collecting in the corners of her

mouth. Eventually, having redistributed the

furniture around the room, and run out of

objects and invective to hurl at me, she

stormed out and disappeared. My crime, you

ask? Apparently, I'd cut the vegetables at the

wrong angle." (moon monkey)

* ANSWER-PHONE BLEEPS - "A mate of mine once

played me a voicemail he'd received. I can't

remember it exactly, but it was along the

lines of 'Andy you fucker I'm going to kill

you I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THAT TO ME YOU

BASTARD I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY YOU'D BETTER

WATCH YOUR BACK I FUCKING KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

YOU WANKER YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE NEVER

BORN I'M GOING TO...oh sorry, I've just

realised this is the wrong number, sorry'."

(skullfunkerry)

* STRANGE PROPOSAL, "Visiting the urinal at my

local pub. During my beer fueled wee I

happened to let out a rather violent sneeze,

which sent my glasses flying from my face. My

glasses went hurtling slightly to my right and

bounced off the penis of the chap standing

next to me. Now, confusingly he assumed not

only that I had managed to do that

deliberately, but that it was some sort of

weird homosexual mating ritual. I was very

angrily informed that if I tried any more of

that 'bender shit' that he would rip my balls

off and feed them to his dog... By the way, I

left the glasses in the urinal and got more

ordered the next day." (NoStrings)

Read all the fuckers here:

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/purefury/

>> This week: Love/hate Britain <<

This week's been all about the Ralf Miliband,

the Daily Mail and why people love or hate

their country. Tell us one thing you hate

about Britain, and one thing about why you

love it.

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/lovehatebritain/

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: SITES IN BRIEF

Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

>> Deadly lake that turns animals to stone <<

Lake Natron in Tanzania is highly caustic,

killing pretty much anything that falls in it.

That said, this photographer has managed to

make smashing pics by posing the resulting,

macabre animal 'statues'.

http://bit.ly/15Fc2zj

>> Mouldy food in the office fridge <<

It's Friday: Remember to clear your crap out of

the communal fridge. These festering pots are

both a stark warning and strangely beautiful.

http://containerspore.tumblr.com/

>> Then Now: Vintage crime scenes <<

Somewhat harrowing scenes of mayhem and murder,

superimposed on their present-day New York

locations. Adds just enough interest to the

slightly shop-worn 'then now' trope.

http://nydn.us/13Qux2L

>> Corridor looks like a crotch <<

Sceptical? So were we. But it does - almost to

the point of being NSFW.

http://bit.ly/18usKop

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO

Tell your friends: TV's on the web!

>> Chimp sees magic for the first time <<

Charming antics, as an adorable chimpanzee is

treated to her very first magic show. She's so

baffled!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsCPiRoViU

>> New iPhone speed-tested against every iPhone <<

Just what it says in the title. Pleasing to see

them all lined up and rebooting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eSrdgTHhK0

>> Wrecking Ball hedgehog parody <<

No more Wrecking Ball parodies please - this

one is perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlA4RH1Riwo

>> Talking Devil Cat <<

Two slightly hysterical Irish ladies are

startled by a cat that seems to be telling them

to "Go away!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxiz--MY8o4

>> Amazing wingsuit camera <<

Bloke jumps off cliff wearing one of those

panoramic cameras. You can control the view, as

he plummets towards the ground in his wingsuit.

http://bit.ly/1fIBDi3

>> Daily Mail editor crushed on Newsnight <<

It's not often you get to cheer for Alistair

Campbell. But here he delivers a tremendous

verbal beatdown on Daily Mail deputy editor Jon

Steafel, over the paper's peculiar fixation on

the Milibands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-GMTxycAXY

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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE

Results from the Controversial Computer

Game Challenge

Last week we wanted you to outdo GTA5 in

the tabloid-baiting stakes

Your favourites included:

* NAIL: Geordie minstrel applies regional

spin to child-kidnap blockbuster (evilrob)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11014127

* BONGO: pompous UKIP babblemouth attends

old-skool interview (The Silent Channel)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11015947

* DEATH: spectacular suicide-prompting

adventure selection (Fresh Water Mole)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11014417

All these images, and the highest as voted by

you can be found here:

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/controversial-games/

>> New challenge: Sausage Art <<

This week's challenge is to take the

humble sausage and turn it into great

art. You task is to adapt classics by

adding porky extensions, or to create

entirely new masterpieces. Extra points

for real-life use of a sausage source

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/sausage-art/

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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

* BUY FLATFROG'S BOOK - "Any chance you could

pretty please tell the world about my book?"

asks flatfrog. "It's aimed at 10-14 year-olds

and I've been rewriting it for about 20 years

without ever knowing if it's any good." To be

fair, we don't know if it's any good either,

but here it is as a community bulletin.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00FK7BUES/b3ta-21

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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If

you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include:

* INTERNET DATING TROLLING - make a fake

profile of a beautiful woman. See how many

replies you get. Photoshop her left eye 5%

bigger. See how many replies you get. At what

percent are men put off? If at all?

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VOL 1257 - OCT. 02, 2013 - Limericks From and For Geeks

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

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OCTOBER FUN

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Strange Quotes About 'Attitude'

Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd. - Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964), Taken Care Of ,1965

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell (1879 - 1958), The Silver Stallion, 1926

The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)

Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent. - Sophia Loren (1934 - )

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There's a website they call GeoCity,
That thinks pop-up windows are nifty.
But to all of their guests,
They really are pests,
So the rest of us think they are sh**ty.

You know that computers have motherboards.
This is how they give birth to large hordes.
All of these mothers
Create many others,
To be sold in websites and stores.

His website was all about sex.
It had a girl making love to T. Rex.
His server said "Goodby,
Your hits they are too high,
And this our subscribers does vex".

I. Newton sees Apple fall down.
As he watches he says with a frown
"Support it is lacking
And it needs more hacking.
There are better computers in town."

A programmer from the town of Dunkirk
Would work with a most evil smirk.
Thought he "Buyer beware
If you use my software,
Because in it a virus will lurk."

I have an employer named Floss,
Who swears there is nothing like DOS.
If your OS is GUI,
She will always say "Phooey!
Any window is nothing but dross."

A ten-year old male we called Haskell
Was a very adventurous rascal.
He climbed on our roof,
slipped, and then - "Whoof"!
He fell off and lit on his cl*ass*ical.

In the cybercafe we call Website
There are computers online every night.
For five dollars an hour
You can view Eiffel Tower,
Or talk with an Israelite.

There was a fat turkey named Sam,
Who gobbled whenever he ran.
He came out of the bush,
Presenting his tush,
And was shot up the arse by a man.

A gray persian cat we called Myer.
Loved to sit and look in the dryer.
One day he fell in,
And went for a spin.
Now his fur looks just like barbed wire.

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