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"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."
- Ted Kennedy, US Senator
"That's inches away from being millimeter perfect." - Ted Lowe
"I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible." - Ted Turner, Media Mogul
"If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My Wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them." - Ted Turner, Media Mogul, on selling off his money losing properties
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables
Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Defendant: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think." - Testimony from court records
"It's like an Alcatraz around my neck" - Thomas Menino, Boston Mayor, on the shortage of city parking spaces
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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12.. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13.. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21.. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? I dunno, why do we?
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VOL 1252 - Sept. 15, 2013 - Strange Things a True Southerner Knows…
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DANGEROUS AIRPORTS - RUNWAYS - WITH PEOPLE, BUILDINGS AND MOUNTAINS REALLY CLOSE - ST BART'S DANGEROUS BEACH RUNWAY
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Strange Quotes About "Work"
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. - Dennis Miller
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen
Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. - Slappy White
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. - Robert Paul
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K Jerome
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Things a True Southerner Knows…
The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
What general direction cattywumpus is.
That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.
The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.
How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.
Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.
Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!
A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
Real gravy don't come from the store.
When "by and by" is.
How to handle their "pot likker".
The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece".
The differences between a redneck and a good ol' boy.
Never to go snipe hunting twice.
At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.
Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows.
You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.
Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.
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Strange Quotes About "Work"
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. - Dennis Miller
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen
Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. - Slappy White
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. - Robert Paul
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K Jerome
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Things a True Southerner Knows…
The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
What general direction cattywumpus is.
That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.
The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.
How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.
Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.
Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!
A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
Real gravy don't come from the store.
When "by and by" is.
How to handle their "pot likker".
The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece".
The differences between a redneck and a good ol' boy.
Never to go snipe hunting twice.
At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.
Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows.
You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.
Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.
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STRANGE BALLPARK FUN - CHECKOUT THE FACES OF THE CROWD GOING AFTER THIS FOUL BALL - FUNNY ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189390.html
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* Are You Down With the Kids? - Know your swag
from your YOLO? Play our quiz and we ll rate
you against everyone else your age.
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/down-with-the-kids/
* Scot or Not? - Scotland is a beautiful place,
but can you tell if these StreetView locations
are Scot or not?
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/scot-or-not/
* The One Word Wordsearch - Can you find a
single word, hidden in a mass of nonsense? Then
our One Word Wordsearch is for you!
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/one-word-wordsearch/
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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Lurid Work Stories
Last week we wanted the horror stories that new
employees get told to make them feel really
welcome to the team. A lot of them involve
unflushable turds:
http://b3ta.com/questions/luridstories/
* NAN - "When my Dad was a young copper he was
based in a fairly rural police station. On one
of his first mornings there he took a call from
a local man whose elderly mother had died in
the night. He found the farmhouse and the door
was answered by a grieving lady, eyes red with
sadness. 'Oh officer, thank you for coming.
I'll make you a cup of tea. Everyone's just
through there.' My dad stepped into a room full
of mourning family members. He removed his hat
and said sorry for your loss and all that,
taking an empty seat on the sofa. He started
making gentle enquiries of the family was it
expected, are you all ok, that kind of thing.
They were being a bit cagey and awkward, and my
dad was beginning to get a little confused at
how the situation wasn't progressing. Finally
he just came out and said, 'So, could you let
me know where the body is?' Everyone blinked
nervously. 'But officer,' said a young woman,
pointing. 'She's right there.' The 'devastated
relative' my dad had squeezed in next to on the
sofa was actually the stiffening corpse of
Grandma." (Wet-chinned bag shanker)
* BANG - "I worked at British Steel Stainless
in the 80's (yes I'm that old!) and our melting
shop was called SMACC (stainless melting and
continuous casting). The basic melt is made in
a mahoosive cupola that held in the region of
80 tonnes of scrap metal, melted by an equally
mahoosive electric arc and it gets very hot,
very quickly. It was winter and the scrap was
kept outside. Part of said scrap was a fridge
with the door open that had filled up with
snow. It was soon discovered that if you place
a fridge (with the door now shut), filled with
snow, and heat it with a fucking great spark of
electricity, it will fly sideways through the
wall of the cupola and straight through the
Shift Manager's office. Poor bugger was sitting
there having a cup of tea when it came through
one wall and out the other. I think he lost the
gift of speech for a while." (Blackdogmanguitar)
* THUD - "My first real job after school was as
an apprentice in a steel factory in South
Africa. The story I was told was about a worker
who committed suicide by jumping, from a
significant height, into an open pot of molten
steel. One counter-intuitive point to note is
that molten steel is still steel, nearly 7x as
dense as water: the result being that (even at
high impact velocity) packages of meat and
water don't go 'splash', or even 'splot', they
just go 'thud' and float on top. I don't
believe anyone stopped to check whether he
survived the actual fall given that he was soon
melting / burning / disintegrating at
temperatures exceeding 1500C. The worst part?
That whole vat of steel was contaminated and
had to be recycled, costing thousands of Rand."
(Tsukemono)
>> This Week - BREAK-UP STORIES <<
How has your BFF screwed you? Tell us through
the tears:
http://b3ta.com/questions/breakingup/
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
>> A collection of Stasi photos <<
Fascinating compilation of photos from the
archives of the East German Secret Police. The
disguise ones are particularly OL-worthy.
http://www.simonmenner.com/pages/Stasi-Index.htm
>> The NSA <<
The NSA is doggedly determined to hound you for
your secret information. They barely paws in
their efforts to collar terrorists. Etc etc.
http://spudhound.com/
>> Amazing, nostalgic pixel art <<
French artist Noirlac scours old arcade games
for beautiful examples of pixel art. We link to
the 'sourced' version rather than original
because, well, that's more interesting.
http://noirlacsourced.tumblr.com/
>> The Japanese street where the Pigeon-people dwell <<
Street in Japan where people lay in wait to
creep out the Google StreetView car.
http://bit.ly/17ttxFQ
>> Taylor Swift Vs Hitler <<
It started with people sticking Hitler quotes
on pictures of Ms Swift and attributing them to
her. But we're possibly slightly fonder of the
counterpart that has the Fuhrer musing about
cowboy boots and songwriting.
http://bit.ly/1fsZcbM
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
>> Drunken louts go around town repairing things <<
CCTV shows public-spirited revellers fixing a
bike rack, after a night on the town.
http://bbc.in/17PWYmb
>> What does the fox say? <<
Furry-themed music video that attempts to
describe the awful noise that foxes make.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
>> It's not Porn <<
Young actors describe to their shocked friends
and family the exciting new gig they landed.
But don't worry, it's not in porn...
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Its_not_Porn
>> Serious Monty Python Holy Grail Trailer <<
The Python classic gets a modern makeover as a
serious fantasy film. Includes the Inception
BWAAAARK that's blighted every trailer for the
last eight years.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1065831
>> Miley Cyrus video, but with Nic Cage <<
Somehow inevitable - Miley Cyrus's Wrecking
Ball, but with the singing starlet seamlessly
replaced with Nicolas Cage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Og4LaB1Zc
>> Captain Kirk watches Miley Cyrus <<
The Enterprise crew is forced to relive her
strange, twerky VMA performance. This is
probably our favourite of these reaction vids,
as we know the Trek crew well enough to be
entertained by their reactions. Sniff - it's
like watching with your family.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Lb3kFwJRQ
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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
German gym ad in Berlin <<
We don't know what's going on here, but it
looks like more sexy fun than should be allowed
in a gym.
http://bit.ly/18ZrtmO
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Three Picture Challenge
Last week we wanted you to create bandwagons so
others could climb aboard.
Your favourites included:
* RACE: doddery consort proffers fruit to
dark-skinned company (Fresh Water Mole)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11006416
* FALL: famed bar-fail film transplant for Touch
of Frost thespian (monkeon)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11006626
* RAVE: pill-popping moves suggested by budget
weatherman lavatory (bigwasteofspace)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11006649
All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/3pics/
>> New challenge: After the Alien Invasion <<
This week's challenge is to show us how life has
changed 20 years after the hostile takeover by
Big Bad Aliens Plc. Because it's going to
happen. Challenge suggested by Colonel Boris.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/alien-invasion/
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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.
Things we'd really like to see include
* A SATNAV with the voice of Brian Sewell.
* A SATNAV that gives you positive feedback.
It's a bit much, spending three hours having
orders barked at you by a little, plastic box.
* BRIAN SEWELL to sit in our car and be our
friend on long journeys.
Send contributions via the mail form.
http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/
BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't
been featured then don't be put off - we look
at everything you send us.
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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with
David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Tusk,
My Front Fell Off, Mudface, disconnected,
Testricals, Jorvic, sinisterduck.
Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.
Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
Subjlols via cowcat.
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TOP TIP:
Convince your workmates you have a massive
cocaine habit, by going to the toilet every 15
minutes to place some 'coffeemate' on your
nose, going back to your desk and smashing your
keyboard, calling everyone in your office "a
bunch of fucking cunts" before punching a
partition wall and storming out of the building.
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Strange "Silly" Quotes:
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Did You Ever Wonder Why...
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON(R), how do they make TEFLON(R) stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
I don't believe in reincarnation, but I did in my past life.
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STRANGE SOCCER SKILLS - AMAZING FANCY FOOTWORK! WATCH HIM FAKE OUT THE OPPONENT! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189374.html
STRANGE BATMAN FARMER AND HIS STRANGE FARM BAT TRACTOR! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/189375.html
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Half the people you know are below average.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON(R), how do they make TEFLON(R) stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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VOL 1251 - Sept. 11, 2013 - WTC - 9-11-01 Special Edition - A Look Back
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HOW AMERICANS RESPONDED TO 9-11-01
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CAUTION GRAPHIC - 9-11-01 WTC & PENTAGON - NEVER FORGET !!!!
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Strange Quotes:
"The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor" - George Bernard Shaw
"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be." - Socrates
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The 25 Best Quotes From American Soldiers
The 25 Best Quotes From American Soldiers
John Hawkins
May 29, 2012
25) "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!" -- William Prescott at the Battle Of Bunker Hill
24) "To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace." -- George Washington
23) "When this war is over, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell!" -- Admiral Bill Halsey on December 7, 1941
22) "Nuts." -- The response of General Anthony MacAuliffe, when asked to surrender during the Battle of the Bulge, 1944
21) "I tremble for my country when I hear of confidence expressed in me. I know too well my weakness, that our only hope is in God." -- Robert E. Lee
20) "War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over." -- Gen William T. Sherman
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16) "We have gone forth from our shores repeatedly over the last hundred years and we've done this as recently as the last year in Afghanistan and put wonderful young men and women at risk, many of whom have lost their lives, and we have asked for nothing except enough ground to bury them in, and otherwise we have returned home to seek our own lives in peace." -- Colin Powell
15) "We have met the enemy and they are ours!" -- Oliver Hazard Perry
14) "It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." -- Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
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9) "Godd@m it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!" -- Henry P. Crowe
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19) "Of the Marines on Iwo Jima, uncommon valor was a common virtue." -- Chester W. Nimitz
18) "They've got us surrounded again, the poor b@stards." -- Creighton W. Abrams, Battle of the Bulge
17) "Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here" -- Captain John Parker, 1775
16) "We have gone forth from our shores repeatedly over the last hundred years and we've done this as recently as the last year in Afghanistan and put wonderful young men and women at risk, many of whom have lost their lives, and we have asked for nothing except enough ground to bury them in, and otherwise we have returned home to seek our own lives in peace." -- Colin Powell
15) "We have met the enemy and they are ours!" -- Oliver Hazard Perry
14) "It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." -- Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
13) "I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way." -- John Paul Jones
12) "Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead!" -- Admiral David Glasgow Farragut
11) "I have only two men out of my company and 20 out of some other company. We need support, but it is almost suicide to try to get it here as we are swept by machine gun fire and a constant barrage is on us. I have no one on my left and only a few on my right. I will hold." -- Clifton B. Cates, Belleau Wood, July 1918
10) "Yonder are the Hessians. They were bought for seven pounds and tenpence a man. Are you worth more? Prove it. Tonight the American flag floats from yonder hill or Molly Stark sleeps a widow!" -- John Stark at the Battle of Bennington in 1777
9) "Godd@m it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!" -- Henry P. Crowe
8) "Victory was never in doubt. Its cost was...What was in doubt, in all our minds, was whether there would be any of us left to dedicate our cemetery at the end, or whether the last Marine would die knocking out the last Japanese gun and gunner." -- Major General Graves B. Erskin in reference to the Battle Of Iwo Jima
7) "Come on, you sons of b!tches! Do you want to live forever?" -- Dan Daly, WWI
6) "Don't you forget that you're First Marines! Not all the communists in Hell can overrun you!" -- Lieutenant General Lewis "Chesty" Puller when surrounded by eight enemy divisions
5) "Get there first with the most." -- Nathan Bedford Forrest
4) "It is fatal to enter a war without the will to win it." -- Douglas MacArthur
3) "I am besieged by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna. I have sustained a continued bombardment for twenty-four hours and have not lost a man. The enemy have demanded a surrender... otherwise the garrison is to be put to the sword if the place is taken. I have answered the summons with a cannon shot, and our flag still waves proudly from the walls. I shall never surrender or retreat." -- William B. Travis, Alamo
2) "If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting." -- Curtis LeMay
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John Hawkins
May 29, 2012
25) "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes!" -- William Prescott at the Battle Of Bunker Hill
24) "To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace." -- George Washington
23) "When this war is over, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell!" -- Admiral Bill Halsey on December 7, 1941
22) "Nuts." -- The response of General Anthony MacAuliffe, when asked to surrender during the Battle of the Bulge, 1944
21) "I tremble for my country when I hear of confidence expressed in me. I know too well my weakness, that our only hope is in God." -- Robert E. Lee
20) "War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over." -- Gen William T. Sherman
19) "Of the Marines on Iwo Jima, uncommon valor was a common virtue." -- Chester W. Nimitz
18) "They've got us surrounded again, the poor b@stards." -- Creighton W. Abrams, Battle of the Bulge
17) "Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here" -- Captain John Parker, 1775
16) "We have gone forth from our shores repeatedly over the last hundred years and we've done this as recently as the last year in Afghanistan and put wonderful young men and women at risk, many of whom have lost their lives, and we have asked for nothing except enough ground to bury them in, and otherwise we have returned home to seek our own lives in peace." -- Colin Powell
15) "We have met the enemy and they are ours!" -- Oliver Hazard Perry
14) "It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." -- Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
13) "I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way." -- John Paul Jones
12) "Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead!" -- Admiral David Glasgow Farragut
11) "I have only two men out of my company and 20 out of some other company. We need support, but it is almost suicide to try to get it here as we are swept by machine gun fire and a constant barrage is on us. I have no one on my left and only a few on my right. I will hold." -- Clifton B. Cates, Belleau Wood, July 1918
10) "Yonder are the Hessians. They were bought for seven pounds and tenpence a man. Are you worth more? Prove it. Tonight the American flag floats from yonder hill or Molly Stark sleeps a widow!" -- John Stark at the Battle of Bennington in 1777
9) "Godd@m it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!" -- Henry P. Crowe
8) "Victory was never in doubt. Its cost was...What was in doubt, in all our minds, was whether there would be any of us left to dedicate our cemetery at the end, or whether the last Marine would die knocking out the last Japanese gun and gunner." -- Major General Graves B. Erskin in reference to the Battle Of Iwo Jima
7) "Come on, you sons of b!tches! Do you want to live forever?" -- Dan Daly, WWI
6) "Don't you forget that you're First Marines! Not all the communists in Hell can overrun you!" -- Lieutenant General Lewis "Chesty" Puller when surrounded by eight enemy divisions
5) "Get there first with the most." -- Nathan Bedford Forrest
4) "It is fatal to enter a war without the will to win it." -- Douglas MacArthur
3) "I am besieged by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna. I have sustained a continued bombardment for twenty-four hours and have not lost a man. The enemy have demanded a surrender... otherwise the garrison is to be put to the sword if the place is taken. I have answered the summons with a cannon shot, and our flag still waves proudly from the walls. I shall never surrender or retreat." -- William B. Travis, Alamo
2) "If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting." -- Curtis LeMay
1) "No b@stard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b@stard die for his country." -- George Patton
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