Samstag, 7. September 2013

VOL 1250 - Sept. 08, 2013 - Strange 'Fallacies'

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

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SEPTEMBER FUN


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NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:


http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_10784.html
STRANGE TOYS & GAMES - CHESS SETS - ALL KINDS - STAR TREK - STAR WARS - BIZARRE

http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/news_8311.html
FARM EQUIPMENT - THE JOHN DEERE EFFECT!

http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_10835.html
CLASSIC OLDE CARS - 1950'S - 1960'S RARE CONCEPT CARS - FEW SEEN BEFORE!

http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_10059.html
OLDE EUROPEAN & US AUTO ADS & PRODUCT MODELS - 50'S, 60'S & 70'S

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_6636.html
STRANGE UFO'S - ALIEN SPACE CRAFT - SECRET MILITARY EQUIPMENT

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Strange "Dog" Quotes

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.- Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.- Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Fallacies

So much of what we take for granted as being true, upon greater scrutiny, ends up being just plain false. Collected here are some of our favorite punctured myths, misinformation and fallacies.

Sauerkraut didn't originate in Germany as many people mistakenly believe. It got its start in China about 1,000 years before it became popular in Germany.

Lenin wasn't Lenin's real name. It was one of 151 pseudonyms Vladimir Ilyich Ulanov used during his lifetime.

Venetian blinds were invented in Japan, not Venice.

It might surprise you to find out men are far more likely to be moved to tears by music than women.

Most precious gems are actually colorless. Their color comes from impurities in the stone that act as pigmenting agents.

Short Line, of Monopoly fame, wasn't actually a railroad. It was a bus company.

The London Bridge has never fallen down.

Those who do public speaking don't stand behind a podium. They stand behind a lectern. A podium is the platform or stage on which a speaker stands.

Smokey the Bear didn't always have that famous name. Originally, he was Hot Foot Teddy.

Although people think otherwise, a newborn baby can't shed tears.

The Douglas Fir isn't a fir—it's a pine tree.

Buttermilk doesn't contain butter.

It's widely believed that Orville Wright became the first person to be killed in a plane crash. Actually, on September 17, 1908, U.S. Army Signal Corps lieutenant Thomas E. Selfridge became the first when he and Orville fell from the sky in Wright's airplane at Fort Meyer, Virginia.

Tennessee Williams wasn't born in Tennessee. He was born in Columbus, Mississippi.

Shooting stars aren't stars, of course. They're meteors.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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STRANGE MOVIE FACTS - STAR WARS WOOKIE SUITS MADE FROM HUMAN HAIR! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/189155.html


B-2 BOMBER - GREAT NOSE ON HANGER SHOT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189185.html


MILITARY DOGS IN WAR - GREAT PPS PRESENTATION OF NUMEROUS DOGS ON PATROL - SEARCH - GUARD IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN - GREAT PPS PRESENTATION - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/189286.html


STRANGE BUILDING WALL PAINTING - PARKING LOT WALL LOOKS LIKE A HUGE TUNNEL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189287.html


STRANGE JOB INTERVIEW PRANK - WINDOW BEHIND INTERVIEWER IS ACTUALLY HUGE MOVIE SCREEN - ASTEROID HITTING CITY FRIGHTENS LADY LOOKING FOR JOB! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/189288.html


STRANGE SPORTS TEMPER TANTRUMS - MAD TENNIS PLAYER MISSES BALL THEN IN FRUSTRATION KICKS SEATED UMPIRE IN THE SHINS! - NASTY! FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/189290.html


SURVEILLANCE CAMERA CAPTURES TORNADO TOSSING CARS IN PARKING LOT - AMAZING DAMAGE AND POWER! - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189291.html


STRANGE OLDE PICTURES - SALVADORE DALI KISSES 25 YR OLD RACQUEL WELCH'S HAND IN FRONT OF HIS ABSTRACT PORTRAIT OF HER, 1955 - DOES THAT REALLY LOOK LIKE HER IN A BIKINI??????? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189292.html


BUSINESS DANGERS AND OSHA VIOLATIONS - SCARY ROAD CONSTRUCTION ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN - EXCAVATOR CUTS ROAD OUT OF THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189293.html


COOL PHOTOGRAPHY - AMAZING TIME LAPSE NIGHT PICTURE OF AIRLINERS TAKING OFF AND LANDING AT RIVERFRONT AIRPORT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189294.html


STRANGE SPORTS - APPARENTLY THESE SOCCER MOMS DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO THEIR KIDS - WILDFIRE BURNS UNCONTROLLED NEXT TO FENCE OF SOCCER FIELD WHERE TEAMS ARE PLAYING! - SCARY ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189295.html


STRANGE MOVIE FACTS - LOOKS WHO'S GETTING A SUNTAN WITH ALL THE PRINCESS LEAH DOUBLES, A PAIR OF BIG HAIRY WOOKIES! FUNNY MOVIE EXTRA SCENES! CHECKOUT THE FOOT ON THE WOOKIE - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/189296.html


STRANGE OPTICAL ILLUSION: - VINCENT VAN GOGH AND OTHERS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/189297.html


FUNNY MAJOR LEAGUE FOUL BALL AT BOSTON RED SOX STADIUM - MAN KNOCKS LADIES BEER INTO HER FACE! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189298.html


STRANGE ANIMAL FUN - 7 FOOT TALL RED KANGAROO LIVES AS A PET WITH FAMILY IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/189299.html


STRANGE RACER - WORLD RECORD FORMULA ONE PIT STOP! - 2.5 SECONDS - GAS AND 4 TIRES! - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/189300.html


STRANGE MILITARY SEA-CRAFT - STRANGE RUSSIAN AMPHIBIOUS SHIP - HUGE PROPELLERS ON TOP WITH AIR CUSHION RIDE FOR TANKS AND OTHER EQUIPMENT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189301.html


STRANGE BUSINESS - GHETTO CHECK WRITING SKILLS - SIX HUNNIT FIDDY! AMAZING! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/189302.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - AMPHIBIOUS CARS, VEHICLES, AIRPLANES - THEY FLOAT!

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100739_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Sports Around the World - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/189270.html


Strange Oxy-Moronic Questions - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/175111.html


Things We Said in 1959 - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/21259.html


QUIZ: How Dirty is Your Mind? - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/21384.html


Draw a Pig - What your Picture Means - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/21429.html


Astrological Signs & Light Bulbs - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/21046.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - SV - AMPHIBIOUS CARS, VEHICLES, AIRPLANES - THEY FLOAT!

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/115_1.html

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This Week:

* CAT FOOD - What's it taste like?

* 80s POP - Test your skills

* STORY - Panini Paedophiles


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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

 Catfood, toothpaste and plasticine ghosts


 >> "I ate cat food" <<

 "It tastes as good as it looks, that's all I

 can say," writes food blogger colmcq2. FYI:

 This is a mid-range catfood and you may find

 more palatable results with Sheba.

http://bit.ly/1dX6XZu



 >> Can you cook with toothpaste? <<

 "I found out!" brags colmcq2, flushed with

 success from eating catfood. But... can you?

 And is it tasty?

http://bit.ly/15Jcc7G



 >> GHOST BURGER: Prologue <<

 "I'm going into my fourth month now on this

 film I'm making," raves splattermation auteur

 leehardcastle. "Rather than a trailer I thought

 I'd post the opening scene as a teaser. So here

 we go, oh and it's a sequel to my segment in

 the ABCs of Death film 'T is for Toilet'!"

http://www.b3ta.com/links/GHOST_BURGER_Prologue



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: USVSTH3M

 Some other stuff made by us, or clones of us


 >> 80 Pop Trivia Under Pressure <<

 If you read Smash Hits obsessively in the 80s -

 then this is for you.

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/80spoptrivia/



 >> Crapper Mapper <<

 We show you 10 toilets from around the world.

 But where, exactly?

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/crapper-mapper/



 >> The North of Watford quiz <<

 Ten places on Google StreetView, north of

 Watford Gap. Here's the question: which city

 are you looking at?

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/north-of-watford/



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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK

 Not-stalgia


 Last week we asked what things from your past

 were just a little bit shit. Go read Albert

 Marshmallow's revisiting the porn of his youth

 and finding a few home truths:

http://b3ta.com/questions/Thepastwasrubbish/


 * ROBOT - "When I was a nipper I had a favourite

 toy which was this walking robot. It stood a

 tall 10 inches and had a light display in its

 chest. When it was powered up by some batteries

 it would march forward, stop, then do this light

 display and repeat the process. It made a lot of

 noise and looked cool. One day the batteries run

 out. Robot becomes mere quiet plastic statue to

 the 4 year old. Obviously the 4 year old wants

 this resolved so I bring this to the attention

 of my father. This was my fatal mistake. He has

 a look around the house for some batteries but

 he can't find any so... He opened up the battery

 compartment and connected a spare CAR BATTERY

 and flicks the "on" switch. Robot noise went

 berserk. STAMP STAMP STAMP LIGHTS STAMP SMOKE

 STAMP STAMP LIGHTS STAMP FLAMES STAMP LIGHTS

 LIGHTS FLAMES FLAMES FLAMES. The robot ran

 straight into a wall, a lump of disfigured toy

 with the smell of plastic death. 'Oops....err

 ...sorry son,' says dad, who promptly legs it.

 My mum comes upstairs to find me sitting

 blank-eyed, looking at a black stinking skirting

 board pizza-mess saying 'Daddy broke it'"

 (Jeccius)


 * PANINI - "Me and my mate Chris were

 reminiscing about collecting Panini football

 stickers, and had a moment of realisation that

 now we both had full time jobs, collecting the

 full set would be so much easier. A couple of

 £50 purchases each meant we had tonnes of

 stickers in the book and a load of swaps. Of

 course at the age of 30, not so many swappers to

 swap with. But there in the back of the sticker

 album was the answer - they did swap events at

 many football stadiums and our local one was

 only a week away. How we giggled, we would just

 go down and swap away. It would be a hoot. A

 funny story for the chaps and we would fill in

 our albums in one fell swoop ... I have never,

 and will never, look more like a paedophile. We

 wandered around a room full of 10 year old boys

 with our swaps for about 5 mins, enduring the

 suspicious and hostile stares of fathers and the

 worried looks from the staff until we, without

 swapping a single sticker, sloped out of the

 event never, ever to mention it again."

 (aneraseroflove)


 * 1970s - "The 1970s were a wonderful enchanting

 time for me: my childhood decade. As soon as we

 got into the 1980s my wide-eyed childhood

 innocence had gone, spoiled forever with a

 decade's worth of strikes, unemployment, greed,

 hairspray and Lamborghini shoulder pads. The

 1970s should be a time I can look back with fond

 memories of 'It's A Knockout', 'Seaside Special'

 and 'Jim'll Fix It'. 'Top of The Pops' with Dave

 Lee Travis, Gary Glitter, Jonathan King and the

 Jackson Five. Is it a decade I can now look back

 on with fond memories? Is it fuck! All my

 memories are spoiled, tainted, defiled forever."

 (buffet_the_appetite_slayer)


 >> This Week - LURID WORK STORIES <<

 Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new

 hires with, or that you've been told that are

 definitely true, honest:

http://b3ta.com/questions/luridstories/



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: SITES IN BRIEF

 Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates


 >> 5 worst pictures of men and cats <<

 Gloriously crappy, soft-focus shots of men

 who've decided the best way to impress women is

 to utterly surround yourself with kittens.

http://bit.ly/11THNWr



 >> Shit rough drafts <<

 These terrible 'first drafts' of classic films,

 books and songs will make the edges of your

 mouth curl up.

http://shitroughdrafts.com/



 >> Everything needs more jpeg <<

 All your images looking too smooth these days?

 Add all the artifacting you want with this

 handy online tool. You know you're nostalgic

 for it, so why not indulge?

http://needsmorejpeg.com/



 >> Cyborg GIFs <<

 Weird little part human / part machine

 animations that, we guess, are some sort of

 satire.

http://milosrajkovic.tumblr.com/



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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO


 >> When twerking goes bad <<

 Is this real? If so, well, OUCH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3QqTFs



 >> Drum interpretation of auctioneer <<

 Staccato speech patterns of a slick Southern

 auctioneer, with drum accompaniment. A good

 thing.

http://bit.ly/14xduDu



 >> How to twerk <<

 Ronseal. That horrible, slapping sound is

 permanently burned into our eardrums.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/How_to_twerk



 >> How to terrify an interviewee <<

 Pretend that a meteor has destroyed the city.

 We once had a nightmare like this, but we also

 weren't wearing any trousers. And when we woke

 up we were unemployed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja2__Q52GAU



 >> Chimp enjoys a luxuriant bubble bath <<

 Watch a cute animal frolic for your

 gratification. Her name is Chloe so, at guess,

 she's very middle-class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW74OMLIhik



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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE

 Results from the Creepy Stuff Challenge


 Last week we wanted you to creep us out

 with your twisted little minds


 Your favourites included:

 * FEAR: image dragover trick impenetrable

 to outsiders (c@bbage)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11004948

 * THATCH: milk-stealing monster unsettles

 nation's children (Fresh Water Mole)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11004731

 

 * PEG: tri-limbed pastor prepares for

 head-spinning face-off (mofaha)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/11003369

 

 All these images, and the highest as voted by

 you can be found here:

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/creepystuff/



 >> New challenge: Three Pictures on a Theme <<

 Three pictures on a theme: come up with

 an idea for a bandwagon, create the first

 three pictures in it, and join in on

 other people's bandwagons. Challenge

 suggested by Monkeon.

http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/3pics/



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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE


 Make something cool and tell us about it. If

 you are in it then people will see your stuff.


 Things we'd really like to see include


 * SOMEONE FROM YAHOO strung up outside the b3ta

 town hall. At a whimsical angle...

 * THE SUN AGAIN. That's enough autumn for us,

 thanks.


 * MORE KILLER BUILDINGS. Roaming free over

 the city:

http://bit.ly/gz5NFY


 Send contributions via the mail form.

http://www.b3ta.com/mailus/


 BTW: If you've sent something in that hasn't

 been featured then don't be put off - we look

 at everything you send us.



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 THANKS:

 This issue was written by Rob Manuel with

 David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by algoreen,

 Dazz and a host of stars too bright to mention.

 Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.

 Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.

 Subjlols via SnowyTheRabbit

 

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 Save money on soap by losing some weight. (MrOli)


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Dienstag, 3. September 2013

VOL 1249 - SEPT. 04, 2013 - Classic Airplane Pilot to Tower Conversations

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

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SEPTEMBER FUN


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NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:


http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/news_11458.html
STRANGE FALL FUN - FANTASTIC CORN MAZES AND NATURAL LABYRINTHS - HARVEST TIME ADVENTURES

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_2727.html
OLDE PROMOTIONAL STUNTS - OLD CIRCUS BIZ! - DEATH DEFYING TRICKS AND SITUATIONS

http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/news_2858.html
WHY I LOST MY JOB AS A CRANE/BACKHOE OPERATOR!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_8563.html
STRANGE RAILROAD TRAINS - OLDE LOCOMOTIVES FROM AROUND THE WORLD

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Strange Quotations about the Stock Market and Investing

"I made my money by selling too soon. " - Bernard Baruch (1870-1965) financier & economist

"If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in." - Confucius (551BC - 479BC) philosopher

"An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. " - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) author, printer, inventor, diplomat, scientist

"Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it." - Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) cowboy, entertainer, humorist

When asked what the stock market will do, J.P Morgan (1837-1913) (banker, financier, businessman) replied:"It will fluctuate."

"The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really important things are not houses and lands, stocks and bonds, automobiles and real state, but friendships, trust, confidence, empathy, mercy, love and faith."
Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) philosopher & mathematician

"Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered." - Anonymous

"Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars."
Bernard Baruch (1870-1965) financier & economist

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Classic Airplane Pilot to Tower Conversations

"Air Force '45, it appears your engine has...oh, disregard...I see you've already ejected."

"Citation 123, if you quit calling me Center, I'll quit calling you twin Cessna."

"About three miles ahead, you've got traffic 12 o'clock, five miles."

"If you hear me, traffic no longer a factor."

"I am way too busy for anybody to cancel on me."

"You're gonna have to key the mic. I can't see you when you nod your head."

"It's too late for Louisville. We're going back to O'Hare."

"Put your compass on 'E' and get out of my airspace."

"Don't anybody maintain anything."

"Climb like your life depends on it...because it does."

"If you want more room, captain, push your seat back."

"For radar identification, throw your jumpseat rider out the window."

"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"

The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty. The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane?"
Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth!"


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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STRANGE AIR SHOWS - AMAZING 4 JET DEMONSTRATION OF CLOSE FORMATION FLYING EXPERTISE - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189184.html


STRANGE FIRE DANGERS - FIREMAN WATCH AS MAN CRAWLS OUT 3RD STORY WINDOW OF BURNING HOUSE - LADDER UNFORTUNATELY IS ONLY ONE STORY HIGH! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/189193.html


STRANGE MILITARY JET COCKPIT CONFIGURATIONS - 7 - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189132.html


STRANGE VIEW FROM BEHIND AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT VEHICLE HEADING BACK TO MOTHER SHIP - HUGE SEA LEVEL OPENING READY TAKE THEM ON BOARD - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189146.html


STRANGE BUSINESS EQUIPMENT - COOL COCA-COLA LIL MOBILE VENDING TRUCK - BIG UMBRELLA AND ALL! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/189253.html


STRANGE OLDE CONCEPT CARS - 1955 MAVERICK SPORTSTER CONVERTIBLE - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/189254.html


STRANGE RUSSIAN ROAD RAGE EVENT - VAN DRIVER MAKES HIS OWN LANE AT STOP LIGHT - MAN PULLS HIM OUT OF THE CAR AND THEY DUKE IT OUT - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189257.html


STRANGE WWII FACTS AND HISTORY -A JAPANESE MAN SURVIVED THE A-BOMB BLAST AT HIROSHIMA - DRAGGED HIMSELF TO TRAIN STATION AND TOOK TRAIN TO HIS JOB IN NAGASKI - WHERE HE SURVIVED ANOTHER BOMB BLAST! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189259.html


PAM ANDERSON IN HER RED ONE PIECE SWIMSUIT FROM THE BAYWATCH DAYS - LOOKING A LOT OLDER! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/189260.html


GREAT SHOT OF TWO RED FOXES - TALKING TO EACH OTHER! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/189261.html


STRANGE SUMMER WATER FUN - MAN JUMPS OFF CLIFF TO HUGE INFLATED FLOAT WHICH SHOOTS ANOTHER MAN A HUNDRED FEET INTO THE AIR AND INTO THE LAKE! - CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/189262.html


STRANGE ANIMAL ART - MINNESOTA STATE FAIR CROP ART DEPICTS COOL KITTY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189263.html


SUMMER WATER PARK FUN - HUGE 5 STORY SLIDE ENDS UP WITH YOU ZOOMING ACROSS LARGE SWIMMING POOL! - GREAT ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189264.html


STRANGE OLDE FUN AND GAMES - CHILDREN'S CAROUSEL ON A TRAILER WITH PIANO - NEIGHBORHOOD FUN CIRCA - 1890 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189265.html


AVALANCHE DANGERS - DASH CAM CAPTURES AMAZING AVALANCHE ACTION AS HUGE ROCK BARELY MISSES WHITE CAR - THIS HAPPENED IN TAIWAN THIS WEEKEND - CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189266.html


GOLF DANGERS - WHERE DID THAT HUGE ROCK COME FROM - JUST MISSED GREEN! - AMAZING AVALANCHE DANGERS - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/189267.html


STRANGE SPORTS MOMENTS - LONG DISTANCE RUNNER GATHERS HIGH FIVES AND CHEERS FROM CROWD JUST SHORT OF THE FINISH LINE AND ALMOST LOSES RACE! - FUNNY ACTION SPORTS GIF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189268.html


CLASSIC OLDE WOODEN BOAT - 23 FT CHRIS CRAFT - OPEN COCKPIT - CLASSIC TEAK DECK - BEAUTIFUL - 3 SHOT VIEW! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/189269.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SF - A - FARMERS - FARM WIVES - HIRED HANDS

http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/category/100744_1.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Employees Strangest and Most Outrageous Excuses For Being Late! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/181530.html


Strange Lost Baggage Stories - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/163455.html


Top 10 Most Evil Women in History - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/163840.html


Strange Bicycle Facts - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/164353.html


Strange Aspirin Facts and History - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/165026.html


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VOL 1248 - SEPT 01, 2013 - 25 Strange Resume' Blunders

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - 25 Strange Resume' Blunders


1. "an applicant ghosted a headshot as the background to her resume"

2. Other Interests: "Playing with my two dogs (They actually belong to my wife but I love the dogs more than my wife)".

3. "One applicant used colored paper and drew glitter designs around the border"

4. Hobbies: "getting drunk everynight down by the water, playing my guitar and smoking pot"

5. Why Interested in Position: "to keep my parole officer from putting back me in jail"

6. A woman had attached a picture of herself in a mini mouse costume

7. Hobbies: "Drugs and girls".

8. Under "job related skills" - for a web designer - "can function without additional oxygen at 24,000 feet".

9. My sister-in-law misspelled the word "proofreading" in her skill set.

10. The objective on one recent resume I received stated that the applicant wished to pursue a challenging account executive position with our rival firm.

11. Objective: "career on the Information Supper Highway"

12. Experience: "Stalking, shipping & receiving"

13. "I am great with the pubic."

14. A candidate listed her e-mail address as pornstardelight@*****.com

15. The applicant listed her name as Alice in the resume but wrote Alyce on the onsite application.

16. One candidate's electronic resume included links to her homepage, where the pictures were of her in the nude.

17. "…sent out my resume on the back side of a draft of a cover letter to another firm…"

18. "My duties included cleaning the restrooms and seating the customers."

19. One applicant for a nursing position noted that she didn't like dealing with blood or needles.

20. Achievements: "Nominated for prom queen"

21. I once received a resume with a head and shoulders picture in the top left of the first page. The picture was of a lion's head, wearing a coat, shirt, and tie.

22. a resume… was printed on the back of the person's current employer's letterhead.

23. One resume that came across my desk stated how the individual had won a contest for building toothpick bridges in middle school.

24. A resume… had several grease stains and a smudge of chocolate on it

25. Hobbies: "Having a good time"


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