Samstag, 7. September 2013
VOL 1250 - Sept. 08, 2013 - Strange 'Fallacies'
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SEPTEMBER FUN
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STRANGE TOYS & GAMES - CHESS SETS - ALL KINDS - STAR TREK - STAR WARS - BIZARRE
http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/news_8311.html
FARM EQUIPMENT - THE JOHN DEERE EFFECT!
http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_10835.html
CLASSIC OLDE CARS - 1950'S - 1960'S RARE CONCEPT CARS - FEW SEEN BEFORE!
http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/news_10059.html
OLDE EUROPEAN & US AUTO ADS & PRODUCT MODELS - 50'S, 60'S & 70'S
http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_6636.html
STRANGE UFO'S - ALIEN SPACE CRAFT - SECRET MILITARY EQUIPMENT
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Strange "Dog" Quotes
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.- Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.- Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Fallacies
So much of what we take for granted as being true, upon greater scrutiny, ends up being just plain false. Collected here are some of our favorite punctured myths, misinformation and fallacies.
Sauerkraut didn't originate in Germany as many people mistakenly believe. It got its start in China about 1,000 years before it became popular in Germany.
Lenin wasn't Lenin's real name. It was one of 151 pseudonyms Vladimir Ilyich Ulanov used during his lifetime.
Venetian blinds were invented in Japan, not Venice.
It might surprise you to find out men are far more likely to be moved to tears by music than women.
Most precious gems are actually colorless. Their color comes from impurities in the stone that act as pigmenting agents.
Short Line, of Monopoly fame, wasn't actually a railroad. It was a bus company.
The London Bridge has never fallen down.
Those who do public speaking don't stand behind a podium. They stand behind a lectern. A podium is the platform or stage on which a speaker stands.
Smokey the Bear didn't always have that famous name. Originally, he was Hot Foot Teddy.
Although people think otherwise, a newborn baby can't shed tears.
The Douglas Fir isn't a fir—it's a pine tree.
Buttermilk doesn't contain butter.
It's widely believed that Orville Wright became the first person to be killed in a plane crash. Actually, on September 17, 1908, U.S. Army Signal Corps lieutenant Thomas E. Selfridge became the first when he and Orville fell from the sky in Wright's airplane at Fort Meyer, Virginia.
Tennessee Williams wasn't born in Tennessee. He was born in Columbus, Mississippi.
Shooting stars aren't stars, of course. They're meteors.
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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
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STRANGE MOVIE FACTS - STAR WARS WOOKIE SUITS MADE FROM HUMAN HAIR! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/189155.html
B-2 BOMBER - GREAT NOSE ON HANGER SHOT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189185.html
MILITARY DOGS IN WAR - GREAT PPS PRESENTATION OF NUMEROUS DOGS ON PATROL - SEARCH - GUARD IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN - GREAT PPS PRESENTATION - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/189286.html
STRANGE BUILDING WALL PAINTING - PARKING LOT WALL LOOKS LIKE A HUGE TUNNEL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189287.html
STRANGE JOB INTERVIEW PRANK - WINDOW BEHIND INTERVIEWER IS ACTUALLY HUGE MOVIE SCREEN - ASTEROID HITTING CITY FRIGHTENS LADY LOOKING FOR JOB! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/189288.html
STRANGE SPORTS TEMPER TANTRUMS - MAD TENNIS PLAYER MISSES BALL THEN IN FRUSTRATION KICKS SEATED UMPIRE IN THE SHINS! - NASTY! FUNNY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/189290.html
SURVEILLANCE CAMERA CAPTURES TORNADO TOSSING CARS IN PARKING LOT - AMAZING DAMAGE AND POWER! - ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189291.html
STRANGE OLDE PICTURES - SALVADORE DALI KISSES 25 YR OLD RACQUEL WELCH'S HAND IN FRONT OF HIS ABSTRACT PORTRAIT OF HER, 1955 - DOES THAT REALLY LOOK LIKE HER IN A BIKINI??????? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189292.html
BUSINESS DANGERS AND OSHA VIOLATIONS - SCARY ROAD CONSTRUCTION ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN - EXCAVATOR CUTS ROAD OUT OF THE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189293.html
COOL PHOTOGRAPHY - AMAZING TIME LAPSE NIGHT PICTURE OF AIRLINERS TAKING OFF AND LANDING AT RIVERFRONT AIRPORT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189294.html
STRANGE SPORTS - APPARENTLY THESE SOCCER MOMS DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO THEIR KIDS - WILDFIRE BURNS UNCONTROLLED NEXT TO FENCE OF SOCCER FIELD WHERE TEAMS ARE PLAYING! - SCARY ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189295.html
STRANGE MOVIE FACTS - LOOKS WHO'S GETTING A SUNTAN WITH ALL THE PRINCESS LEAH DOUBLES, A PAIR OF BIG HAIRY WOOKIES! FUNNY MOVIE EXTRA SCENES! CHECKOUT THE FOOT ON THE WOOKIE - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/189296.html
STRANGE OPTICAL ILLUSION: - VINCENT VAN GOGH AND OTHERS! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/189297.html
FUNNY MAJOR LEAGUE FOUL BALL AT BOSTON RED SOX STADIUM - MAN KNOCKS LADIES BEER INTO HER FACE! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189298.html
STRANGE ANIMAL FUN - 7 FOOT TALL RED KANGAROO LIVES AS A PET WITH FAMILY IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/189299.html
STRANGE RACER - WORLD RECORD FORMULA ONE PIT STOP! - 2.5 SECONDS - GAS AND 4 TIRES! - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/189300.html
STRANGE MILITARY SEA-CRAFT - STRANGE RUSSIAN AMPHIBIOUS SHIP - HUGE PROPELLERS ON TOP WITH AIR CUSHION RIDE FOR TANKS AND OTHER EQUIPMENT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189301.html
STRANGE BUSINESS - GHETTO CHECK WRITING SKILLS - SIX HUNNIT FIDDY! AMAZING! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/189302.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - AMPHIBIOUS CARS, VEHICLES, AIRPLANES - THEY FLOAT!
http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100739_1.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
Strange Sports Around the World - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/189270.html
Strange Oxy-Moronic Questions - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/175111.html
Things We Said in 1959 - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/21259.html
QUIZ: How Dirty is Your Mind? - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/21384.html
Draw a Pig - What your Picture Means - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/21429.html
Astrological Signs & Light Bulbs - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/21046.html
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The Featured New Category This Week - SV - AMPHIBIOUS CARS, VEHICLES, AIRPLANES - THEY FLOAT!
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[b3ta] Email 1 of ?
This Week:
* CAT FOOD - What's it taste like?
* 80s POP - Test your skills
* STORY - Panini Paedophiles
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Catfood, toothpaste and plasticine ghosts
>> "I ate cat food" <<
"It tastes as good as it looks, that's all I
can say," writes food blogger colmcq2. FYI:
This is a mid-range catfood and you may find
more palatable results with Sheba.
>> Can you cook with toothpaste? <<
"I found out!" brags colmcq2, flushed with
success from eating catfood. But... can you?
And is it tasty?
>> GHOST BURGER: Prologue <<
"I'm going into my fourth month now on this
film I'm making," raves splattermation auteur
leehardcastle. "Rather than a trailer I thought
I'd post the opening scene as a teaser. So here
we go, oh and it's a sequel to my segment in
the ABCs of Death film 'T is for Toilet'!"
http://www.b3ta.com/links/GHOST_BURGER_Prologue
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: USVSTH3M
Some other stuff made by us, or clones of us
>> 80 Pop Trivia Under Pressure <<
If you read Smash Hits obsessively in the 80s -
then this is for you.
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/80spoptrivia/
>> Crapper Mapper <<
We show you 10 toilets from around the world.
But where, exactly?
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/crapper-mapper/
>> The North of Watford quiz <<
Ten places on Google StreetView, north of
Watford Gap. Here's the question: which city
are you looking at?
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/north-of-watford/
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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Not-stalgia
Last week we asked what things from your past
were just a little bit shit. Go read Albert
Marshmallow's revisiting the porn of his youth
and finding a few home truths:
http://b3ta.com/questions/Thepastwasrubbish/
* ROBOT - "When I was a nipper I had a favourite
toy which was this walking robot. It stood a
tall 10 inches and had a light display in its
chest. When it was powered up by some batteries
it would march forward, stop, then do this light
display and repeat the process. It made a lot of
noise and looked cool. One day the batteries run
out. Robot becomes mere quiet plastic statue to
the 4 year old. Obviously the 4 year old wants
this resolved so I bring this to the attention
of my father. This was my fatal mistake. He has
a look around the house for some batteries but
he can't find any so... He opened up the battery
compartment and connected a spare CAR BATTERY
and flicks the "on" switch. Robot noise went
berserk. STAMP STAMP STAMP LIGHTS STAMP SMOKE
STAMP STAMP LIGHTS STAMP FLAMES STAMP LIGHTS
LIGHTS FLAMES FLAMES FLAMES. The robot ran
straight into a wall, a lump of disfigured toy
with the smell of plastic death. 'Oops....err
...sorry son,' says dad, who promptly legs it.
My mum comes upstairs to find me sitting
blank-eyed, looking at a black stinking skirting
board pizza-mess saying 'Daddy broke it'"
(Jeccius)
* PANINI - "Me and my mate Chris were
reminiscing about collecting Panini football
stickers, and had a moment of realisation that
now we both had full time jobs, collecting the
full set would be so much easier. A couple of
£50 purchases each meant we had tonnes of
stickers in the book and a load of swaps. Of
course at the age of 30, not so many swappers to
swap with. But there in the back of the sticker
album was the answer - they did swap events at
many football stadiums and our local one was
only a week away. How we giggled, we would just
go down and swap away. It would be a hoot. A
funny story for the chaps and we would fill in
our albums in one fell swoop ... I have never,
and will never, look more like a paedophile. We
wandered around a room full of 10 year old boys
with our swaps for about 5 mins, enduring the
suspicious and hostile stares of fathers and the
worried looks from the staff until we, without
swapping a single sticker, sloped out of the
event never, ever to mention it again."
(aneraseroflove)
* 1970s - "The 1970s were a wonderful enchanting
time for me: my childhood decade. As soon as we
got into the 1980s my wide-eyed childhood
innocence had gone, spoiled forever with a
decade's worth of strikes, unemployment, greed,
hairspray and Lamborghini shoulder pads. The
1970s should be a time I can look back with fond
memories of 'It's A Knockout', 'Seaside Special'
and 'Jim'll Fix It'. 'Top of The Pops' with Dave
Lee Travis, Gary Glitter, Jonathan King and the
Jackson Five. Is it a decade I can now look back
on with fond memories? Is it fuck! All my
memories are spoiled, tainted, defiled forever."
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer)
>> This Week - LURID WORK STORIES <<
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new
hires with, or that you've been told that are
definitely true, honest:
http://b3ta.com/questions/luridstories/
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
>> 5 worst pictures of men and cats <<
Gloriously crappy, soft-focus shots of men
who've decided the best way to impress women is
to utterly surround yourself with kittens.
>> Shit rough drafts <<
These terrible 'first drafts' of classic films,
books and songs will make the edges of your
mouth curl up.
>> Everything needs more jpeg <<
All your images looking too smooth these days?
Add all the artifacting you want with this
handy online tool. You know you're nostalgic
for it, so why not indulge?
>> Cyborg GIFs <<
Weird little part human / part machine
animations that, we guess, are some sort of
satire.
http://milosrajkovic.tumblr.com/
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
>> When twerking goes bad <<
Is this real? If so, well, OUCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3QqTFs
>> Drum interpretation of auctioneer <<
Staccato speech patterns of a slick Southern
auctioneer, with drum accompaniment. A good
thing.
>> How to twerk <<
Ronseal. That horrible, slapping sound is
permanently burned into our eardrums.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/How_to_twerk
>> How to terrify an interviewee <<
Pretend that a meteor has destroyed the city.
We once had a nightmare like this, but we also
weren't wearing any trousers. And when we woke
up we were unemployed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja2__Q52GAU
>> Chimp enjoys a luxuriant bubble bath <<
Watch a cute animal frolic for your
gratification. Her name is Chloe so, at guess,
she's very middle-class.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW74OMLIhik
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the Creepy Stuff Challenge
Last week we wanted you to creep us out
with your twisted little minds
Your favourites included:
* FEAR: image dragover trick impenetrable
to outsiders (c@bbage)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11004948
* THATCH: milk-stealing monster unsettles
nation's children (Fresh Water Mole)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11004731
* PEG: tri-limbed pastor prepares for
head-spinning face-off (mofaha)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11003369
All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/creepystuff/
>> New challenge: Three Pictures on a Theme <<
Three pictures on a theme: come up with
an idea for a bandwagon, create the first
three pictures in it, and join in on
other people's bandwagons. Challenge
suggested by Monkeon.
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/3pics/
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Make something cool and tell us about it. If
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Things we'd really like to see include
* SOMEONE FROM YAHOO strung up outside the b3ta
town hall. At a whimsical angle...
* THE SUN AGAIN. That's enough autumn for us,
thanks.
* MORE KILLER BUILDINGS. Roaming free over
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THANKS:
This issue was written by Rob Manuel with
David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by algoreen,
Dazz and a host of stars too bright to mention.
Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.
Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
Subjlols via SnowyTheRabbit
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TOP TIP:
Save money on soap by losing some weight. (MrOli)
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Dienstag, 3. September 2013
VOL 1249 - SEPT. 04, 2013 - Classic Airplane Pilot to Tower Conversations
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STRANGE FALL FUN - FANTASTIC CORN MAZES AND NATURAL LABYRINTHS - HARVEST TIME ADVENTURES
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_2727.html
OLDE PROMOTIONAL STUNTS - OLD CIRCUS BIZ! - DEATH DEFYING TRICKS AND SITUATIONS
http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/news_2858.html
WHY I LOST MY JOB AS A CRANE/BACKHOE OPERATOR!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_8563.html
STRANGE RAILROAD TRAINS - OLDE LOCOMOTIVES FROM AROUND THE WORLD
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Strange Quotations about the Stock Market and Investing
"I made my money by selling too soon. " - Bernard Baruch (1870-1965) financier & economist
"If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in." - Confucius (551BC - 479BC) philosopher
"An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. " - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) author, printer, inventor, diplomat, scientist
"Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it." - Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) cowboy, entertainer, humorist
When asked what the stock market will do, J.P Morgan (1837-1913) (banker, financier, businessman) replied:"It will fluctuate."
"The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really important things are not houses and lands, stocks and bonds, automobiles and real state, but friendships, trust, confidence, empathy, mercy, love and faith."
Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) philosopher & mathematician
"Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered." - Anonymous
"Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars."
Bernard Baruch (1870-1965) financier & economist
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Classic Airplane Pilot to Tower Conversations
"Air Force '45, it appears your engine has...oh, disregard...I see you've already ejected."
"Citation 123, if you quit calling me Center, I'll quit calling you twin Cessna."
"About three miles ahead, you've got traffic 12 o'clock, five miles."
"If you hear me, traffic no longer a factor."
"I am way too busy for anybody to cancel on me."
"You're gonna have to key the mic. I can't see you when you nod your head."
"It's too late for Louisville. We're going back to O'Hare."
"Put your compass on 'E' and get out of my airspace."
"Don't anybody maintain anything."
"Climb like your life depends on it...because it does."
"If you want more room, captain, push your seat back."
"For radar identification, throw your jumpseat rider out the window."
"Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"
The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty. The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane?"
Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth!"
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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
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STRANGE AIR SHOWS - AMAZING 4 JET DEMONSTRATION OF CLOSE FORMATION FLYING EXPERTISE - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189184.html
STRANGE FIRE DANGERS - FIREMAN WATCH AS MAN CRAWLS OUT 3RD STORY WINDOW OF BURNING HOUSE - LADDER UNFORTUNATELY IS ONLY ONE STORY HIGH! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/189193.html
STRANGE MILITARY JET COCKPIT CONFIGURATIONS - 7 - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189132.html
STRANGE VIEW FROM BEHIND AMPHIBIOUS ASSAULT VEHICLE HEADING BACK TO MOTHER SHIP - HUGE SEA LEVEL OPENING READY TAKE THEM ON BOARD - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189146.html
STRANGE BUSINESS EQUIPMENT - COOL COCA-COLA LIL MOBILE VENDING TRUCK - BIG UMBRELLA AND ALL! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/189253.html
STRANGE OLDE CONCEPT CARS - 1955 MAVERICK SPORTSTER CONVERTIBLE - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/189254.html
STRANGE RUSSIAN ROAD RAGE EVENT - VAN DRIVER MAKES HIS OWN LANE AT STOP LIGHT - MAN PULLS HIM OUT OF THE CAR AND THEY DUKE IT OUT - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189257.html
STRANGE WWII FACTS AND HISTORY -A JAPANESE MAN SURVIVED THE A-BOMB BLAST AT HIROSHIMA - DRAGGED HIMSELF TO TRAIN STATION AND TOOK TRAIN TO HIS JOB IN NAGASKI - WHERE HE SURVIVED ANOTHER BOMB BLAST! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/189259.html
PAM ANDERSON IN HER RED ONE PIECE SWIMSUIT FROM THE BAYWATCH DAYS - LOOKING A LOT OLDER! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/189260.html
GREAT SHOT OF TWO RED FOXES - TALKING TO EACH OTHER! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/189261.html
STRANGE SUMMER WATER FUN - MAN JUMPS OFF CLIFF TO HUGE INFLATED FLOAT WHICH SHOOTS ANOTHER MAN A HUNDRED FEET INTO THE AIR AND INTO THE LAKE! - CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/189262.html
STRANGE ANIMAL ART - MINNESOTA STATE FAIR CROP ART DEPICTS COOL KITTY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189263.html
SUMMER WATER PARK FUN - HUGE 5 STORY SLIDE ENDS UP WITH YOU ZOOMING ACROSS LARGE SWIMMING POOL! - GREAT ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189264.html
STRANGE OLDE FUN AND GAMES - CHILDREN'S CAROUSEL ON A TRAILER WITH PIANO - NEIGHBORHOOD FUN CIRCA - 1890 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/189265.html
AVALANCHE DANGERS - DASH CAM CAPTURES AMAZING AVALANCHE ACTION AS HUGE ROCK BARELY MISSES WHITE CAR - THIS HAPPENED IN TAIWAN THIS WEEKEND - CRAZY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/189266.html
GOLF DANGERS - WHERE DID THAT HUGE ROCK COME FROM - JUST MISSED GREEN! - AMAZING AVALANCHE DANGERS - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/189267.html
STRANGE SPORTS MOMENTS - LONG DISTANCE RUNNER GATHERS HIGH FIVES AND CHEERS FROM CROWD JUST SHORT OF THE FINISH LINE AND ALMOST LOSES RACE! - FUNNY ACTION SPORTS GIF! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/189268.html
CLASSIC OLDE WOODEN BOAT - 23 FT CHRIS CRAFT - OPEN COCKPIT - CLASSIC TEAK DECK - BEAUTIFUL - 3 SHOT VIEW! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/189269.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SF - A - FARMERS - FARM WIVES - HIRED HANDS
http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/category/100744_1.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
Employees Strangest and Most Outrageous Excuses For Being Late! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/181530.html
Strange Lost Baggage Stories - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/163455.html
Top 10 Most Evil Women in History - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/163840.html
Strange Bicycle Facts - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/164353.html
Strange Aspirin Facts and History - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/165026.html
10 of the Most Common Surnames in the World - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/181595.html
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The Featured New Category This Week - SF - A - FARMERS - FARM WIVES - HIRED HANDS
http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/category/102_1.html
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VOL 1248 - SEPT 01, 2013 - 25 Strange Resume' Blunders
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SEPTEMBER FUN
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Strange Quotes:
I never knew a guitar player worth a damn… -- Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis
I'm much more than a pair of breasts… -- Pamela Anderson
I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states… -- Raquel Welch
I feel my best when I'm happy… -- Winona Ryder
I catnap now and then...but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time… -- Martha Stewart
Have you been playing a long time?… -- Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend Eric Clapton
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union… -- Josef Stalin
Every prime minister needs a Willie… -- Margaret Thatcher, referring to Lord William Whitelaw
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door… -- Cher.
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - 25 Strange Resume' Blunders
1. "an applicant ghosted a headshot as the background to her resume"
2. Other Interests: "Playing with my two dogs (They actually belong to my wife but I love the dogs more than my wife)".
3. "One applicant used colored paper and drew glitter designs around the border"
4. Hobbies: "getting drunk everynight down by the water, playing my guitar and smoking pot"
5. Why Interested in Position: "to keep my parole officer from putting back me in jail"
6. A woman had attached a picture of herself in a mini mouse costume
7. Hobbies: "Drugs and girls".
8. Under "job related skills" - for a web designer - "can function without additional oxygen at 24,000 feet".
9. My sister-in-law misspelled the word "proofreading" in her skill set.
10. The objective on one recent resume I received stated that the applicant wished to pursue a challenging account executive position with our rival firm.
11. Objective: "career on the Information Supper Highway"
12. Experience: "Stalking, shipping & receiving"
13. "I am great with the pubic."
14. A candidate listed her e-mail address as pornstardelight@*****.com
15. The applicant listed her name as Alice in the resume but wrote Alyce on the onsite application.
16. One candidate's electronic resume included links to her homepage, where the pictures were of her in the nude.
17. "…sent out my resume on the back side of a draft of a cover letter to another firm…"
18. "My duties included cleaning the restrooms and seating the customers."
19. One applicant for a nursing position noted that she didn't like dealing with blood or needles.
20. Achievements: "Nominated for prom queen"
21. I once received a resume with a head and shoulders picture in the top left of the first page. The picture was of a lion's head, wearing a coat, shirt, and tie.
22. a resume… was printed on the back of the person's current employer's letterhead.
23. One resume that came across my desk stated how the individual had won a contest for building toothpick bridges in middle school.
24. A resume… had several grease stains and a smudge of chocolate on it
25. Hobbies: "Having a good time"
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