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"Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm."
"Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!"
"Make somebody happy. Mind your own business."
"Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?"
"Are your parents siblings?"
"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Actual SAT Test Answers in Arkansas
S.A.T. TEST QUESTIONS
The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students! (Don't laugh too hard----one of these kids may be the President someday.)
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.
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VOL 1164 - Nov 14, 2012 - Strange Trivial Trivia
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Strange Quotes:
"Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college." - Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.
"Danger Slow Men At Work" - Road sign in Brunei
"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27
"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces." - Ron Atkinson
"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." - Ron Atkinson
"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster
"The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation." - Ron Pickering
"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running." - Ron Pickering
"He's passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can't give away. I think we should phase him out." - Roy Disney, Walt Disney's brother, 1937
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Trivial Trivia
Red and blue are the most popular tie colors in the U.S.
A mother kangaroo is called a "flyer."
Fingernails are made out of the same stuff as horse hooves, bird talons, bull horns, and bear claws.
In Great Britain, rummage sales are called "jumble sales."
In the opening procession of the Olympics, the team representing the host nation always marches last.
"Horripilation" is the medical term for goosebumps.
Thirty-four percent of Microsoft employees are Indian.
American electric razors hum in the key of B flat. Razors in England, however, buzz in the key of G.
The pilgrims took apart the Mayflower and used the wood to build a barn.
Forty percent of people in America have never been to see a dentist.
A cosmic year is the amount of time it takes the Sun to revolve around the center of the Milky Way. That's about 225 million years.
Major league baseball bats are made of ash.
Just about half of the people charged with homicide in the US are convicted of the crime.
Toys R Us was originally the Children's Supermart.
The first portable calculator placed for sale by Texas Instruments, in 1972, weighed 2.5 pounds and cost $150.
Melba toast is named after Australian opera singer Dame Nellie Melba.
Sixty percent of Americans can name all Three Stooges. Just 17 percent can name three Supreme Court judges.
The back of the human hand is the "opisthenar."
Norway has won more total medals at the Winter Olympic Games than any other nation.
The official name of Rhode Island, used on all state documents, is Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
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"Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college." - Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.
"Danger Slow Men At Work" - Road sign in Brunei
"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27
"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces." - Ron Atkinson
"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." - Ron Atkinson
"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster
"The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation." - Ron Pickering
"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running." - Ron Pickering
"He's passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can't give away. I think we should phase him out." - Roy Disney, Walt Disney's brother, 1937
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Trivial Trivia
Red and blue are the most popular tie colors in the U.S.
A mother kangaroo is called a "flyer."
Fingernails are made out of the same stuff as horse hooves, bird talons, bull horns, and bear claws.
In Great Britain, rummage sales are called "jumble sales."
In the opening procession of the Olympics, the team representing the host nation always marches last.
"Horripilation" is the medical term for goosebumps.
Thirty-four percent of Microsoft employees are Indian.
American electric razors hum in the key of B flat. Razors in England, however, buzz in the key of G.
The pilgrims took apart the Mayflower and used the wood to build a barn.
Forty percent of people in America have never been to see a dentist.
A cosmic year is the amount of time it takes the Sun to revolve around the center of the Milky Way. That's about 225 million years.
Major league baseball bats are made of ash.
Just about half of the people charged with homicide in the US are convicted of the crime.
Toys R Us was originally the Children's Supermart.
The first portable calculator placed for sale by Texas Instruments, in 1972, weighed 2.5 pounds and cost $150.
Melba toast is named after Australian opera singer Dame Nellie Melba.
Sixty percent of Americans can name all Three Stooges. Just 17 percent can name three Supreme Court judges.
The back of the human hand is the "opisthenar."
Norway has won more total medals at the Winter Olympic Games than any other nation.
The official name of Rhode Island, used on all state documents, is Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.
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MYTH BUSTERS SPECIAL TEST OF HOW PASSENGER AIRPLANE WOULD BREAKUP ON CRASH LANDING - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/185861.html
STRANGE OLDE TRICYCLE CIRCA 1882 - CHARLES W.OLDREIVE'S NEW TRICYCLE! - 9 FT TALL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/185862.html
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VOL 1163-A - Nov 12, 2012 - Veterans Day Special Edition
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ARMISTICE DAY aka VETERANS DAY SPECIAL
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REMEMBER THE KOREAN WAR - 60 YEARS AGO
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THE WILDEST & STRANGEST WWII EQUIPMENT!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - Patriotic Toasts
"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"
"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."
"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."
"To her we drink, for her we pray, our voices silent never.
For her we'll fight -- let come what may, The Stars and Stripes forever."
"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"
"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."
"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."
"Soldiers have many faults, but they have one redeeming merit; they are never worshippers of force. Soldiers more than any other men are taught severely and systematically that might is not right. The fact is obvious. The might is in the hundred men who obey. The right (or what is held to be right) is in the one man who commands them." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge
"An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." - Arabian Proverb
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - EULOGY FOR A VETERAN
Eulogy for a Veteran
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the Gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush of
quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.
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"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."
"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."
"To her we drink, for her we pray, our voices silent never.
For her we'll fight -- let come what may, The Stars and Stripes forever."
"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"
"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."
"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."
"Soldiers have many faults, but they have one redeeming merit; they are never worshippers of force. Soldiers more than any other men are taught severely and systematically that might is not right. The fact is obvious. The might is in the hundred men who obey. The right (or what is held to be right) is in the one man who commands them." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge
"An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." - Arabian Proverb
==================================
Today's Featured Humor : -) - EULOGY FOR A VETERAN
Eulogy for a Veteran
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the Gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush of
quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.
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VOL 1163 - Nov 11, 2012 - Strange Dating Terms Explained
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:
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Strange "Father Time" Quotes:
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz
Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. - Margaret Bonnano
Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire. - Jorge Louis Borges
Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. - Dion Boucicault
Oh Time! the beautifier of the dead, adorer of the ruin, comforter and only healer when the heart hath bled... Time, the avenger! - Lord Byron
One life - a little gleam of Time between two Eternities. - Thomas Carlyle
Take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. - Lord Chesterfield
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Dating Terms Explained
The game of dating...
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz
Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. - Margaret Bonnano
Time is the substance from which I am made. Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger that devours me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire. - Jorge Louis Borges
Men talk of killing time, while time quietly kills them. - Dion Boucicault
Oh Time! the beautifier of the dead, adorer of the ruin, comforter and only healer when the heart hath bled... Time, the avenger! - Lord Byron
One life - a little gleam of Time between two Eternities. - Thomas Carlyle
Take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. - Lord Chesterfield
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Dating Terms Explained
The game of dating...
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
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VOL 1162 - Nov 07, 2012 - Top 25 Country Songs
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1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (dies in office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Top 25 Country Songs
TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...
1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up
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23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even.
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart.
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
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VOL 1161 - Nov 04, 2012 - Strange Epitaphs From Near And Far Twice
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I like work; It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. [Jerome K. Jerome]
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. [Edwin H. Stuart]
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. [William Lloyd George]
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. [Hubert H. Humphrey]
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. [Don Marquis]
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. [Dwight D. Eisenhower]
To lead the people, walk behind them. [Lao-Tzu]
A jury [in America very often] consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. [Robert Frost]
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Today's Featured Humor : -) -
Strange Epitaphs From Near And Far
1. Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising.
2. Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.
3. In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw.
4. A lawyer's epitaph in England: Sir John Strange Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
5. Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.
6. Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More.
7. In a Georgia cemetery: "I told you I was sick!"
8. John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny.
9. On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia: She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.
10. In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: On the 22nd of June - Jonathan Fiddle - Went out of tune.
11. Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie: Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.
12. More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England: Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay.
13. Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood: In Memory of Beza Wood Departed this life Nov. 2, 1837 Aged 45 yrs. Here lies one Wood Enclosed in wood One Wood Within another. The outer wood Is very good: We cannot praise The other.
14. On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod: Pease shelled out and went to God.
15. The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip: Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"
16. Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903 - Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
17. In a cemetary in England: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me. - To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.
18. On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young.
19. In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
20. A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery: Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who died January 3, 1803 His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.
21. In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
22. In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.
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I like work; It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. [Jerome K. Jerome]
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. [Edwin H. Stuart]
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. [William Lloyd George]
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. [Hubert H. Humphrey]
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Strange Epitaphs From Near And Far
1. Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising.
2. Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.
3. In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw.
4. A lawyer's epitaph in England: Sir John Strange Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
5. Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.
6. Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More.
7. In a Georgia cemetery: "I told you I was sick!"
8. John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny.
9. On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia: She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.
10. In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: On the 22nd of June - Jonathan Fiddle - Went out of tune.
11. Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie: Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.
12. More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England: Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay.
13. Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood: In Memory of Beza Wood Departed this life Nov. 2, 1837 Aged 45 yrs. Here lies one Wood Enclosed in wood One Wood Within another. The outer wood Is very good: We cannot praise The other.
14. On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod: Pease shelled out and went to God.
15. The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip: Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"
16. Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903 - Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
17. In a cemetary in England: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me. - To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.
18. On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young.
19. In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
20. A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery: Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who died January 3, 1803 His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.
21. In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
22. In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.
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[b3ta] "No longer available on Ceefax"
This Week:
* RAP - Hip-hop BBC News
* ROMNOBAMA - Cassetteboy + presidential candidates
* MARIO LOW SCORE - a new way to play
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Making waves that's what. In culture.
>> Rap the BBC News <<
"I built a thing to rap the BBC News,
automatically," writes Shardcore. Blimey, this
is extremely funny, but also the future of
all news, as it simultaneously delivers the
information and yet makes it utterly
incomprehensible. A massive win for news as
disorientating wallpaper - we think Shardcore
should be the next director-general of the BBC.
http://bit.ly/RrLlZx
>> NSFW Imgur fun <<
Davidbrophy writes, "Ever wondered what filth
people have uploaded to imgur? I know you can
click the 'random' button, but that's SLOW. I
made this to speed up my gutter-mining."
Blimey. We've spent a good 10 mins watching
this and it's mostly jokes, porn, cars,
technology, sport, nerdy fiction and computer
games. Basically, the whole world is like Zoo
or Nuts magazine - bit depressing, really.
http://3z.bz/
>> Cassetteboy vs Obama vs Romney <<
"Here's a new video what we done for a new
YouTube comedy channel," writes cassetteboy.
"Watch it now while it's still topical."
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Cassetteboy_vs_Obama_vs_Romney
>> Turkish Downton Abbey <<
Few among you probably know that ITV's popular
period drama is simply a shoddy remake of 1970s
Middle-Eastern soap favourite 'Donton Abbey'.
"Another year, another Turkish TV knockoff,"
laments Christopher Poole.
http://youtu.be/_iOzM3PTszg?hd=1
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(Sponsored link)
Oldskool adventure web game, brought bang up to
date by Channel 4 Comedy, featuring the voices
of Richard Ayoade and Kayvan Novak. Play it now
before it's removed and we all go to jail for
making obscene jokes. It's for a new animated
sitcom, you know. You can also win artwork
signed by the cast. Get playing, you sods.
http://www.channel4.com/fullenglish
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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Dressing Up
We asked you for your dressing up stories,
secretly hoping for pictures. We got pictures:
http://b3ta.com/questions/dressingup/
* TOO FAR? - "Bored in telesales office on a
Friday afternoon, I challenged my colleagues to
think of a really good, really scary costume
idea for the Halloween party that night. Jill
from Accounts suggested I dress as a
frightening clown, maybe with specks of blood
on my face. "Oooh, scary,"said Diane in Sales,
"I hate clowns." Pete from Marketing suggested
I dress entirely in black and attach flat panel
speakers to my front and a head-mounted
microphone, meaning my every word would be
disconcertingly amplified. Interesting, freaky,
everyone liked the idea. Then Chris from
Purchasing, a quiet lad, loudly filled with
middle-aged women, quiet accountants and
unassuming receptionists: "A baby. A baby
covered in spunk." The room went quiet.
Everyone pretended to be busy. A sob escaped
from Janine in HR. So that was my costume."
(burningdog)
* WERTHERS - "A couple of years back, our RAF
base bar, Castaways, had a "School Disco"
night. Cue lots of burly RAF types and one or
two actual females squeezed into schoolgirl
uniforms. I'd had to go straight from my day
shift in my normal clothes. So I got our admin
bloke to nip across to the NAAFI for some
Werthers whilst I made a quick trip to our tech
workshop and got me a brown, dirty-mac,
storesman coat. I then got a beer and stood
outside the doorway. Yup, I went to the school
disco as a nonce." (stuj)
* MONOLITH - "At an End of the World-themed
Hogmanay party, here's me dressed as the
monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey"
(sarahahaha)
http://i.imgur.com/pSl4P.jpg
>> This Week - WATER AND BOATS <<
Are you a wizened, old sea-crone who hates land
lubbers? A sexually ambiguous pirate who gets
all the ladies? Or just been on a pedalo once?
Tell us all your sea-faring boat stories:
http://b3ta.com/questions/waterboatsfloats/
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: AMAZON TAT
Get your Savile outfit here
Although only an utter cunt would think it's
funny to pretend to be the most prolific child
molester of all time, it's worth having a quick
look for the reviews. As per usual.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0096PVYO6/b3ta-21
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
>> Child abuse and light entertainment <<
Got 30 mins? Some wonderful background on a
paedophile-friendly Establishment. If the
government falls over this stuff, let's hope the
entire state isn't replaced with a few vouchers
run by corporations eh?
http://bit.ly/VQkBr8
>> Halloween or Williamsburg? <<
For the uninitiated, Williamsburg is the US
version of London's vibrant Shoreditch scene.
That is to say, it's over-full of vile,
cavorting hipsters. This tumblr points out it's
difficult to tell the difference between that
any Halloween.
http://halloweenorwilliamsburg.com
>> Apple products poster <<
Seeing them all together it reminds us of kids
going through football cards, "got, got, got,
got, want." Remember: Every time you have the
urge to buy Apple products, buy shares in them
instead. Well, that used to be true, until the
iPhone 5 made the stock market do a big
collective meh. Personally we think you're
better off investing in Foxxconn, then you win
no matter if Android of Apple win the phone
race. And the thought of all those tiny,
Chinese hands working for pennies is
stimulating wank bank material.
http://bit.ly/ts59tH
>> Latest game ever? <<
The Fool's Errand was an 80s era Mac puzzle
game by Cliff Johnson, once rated as "Best
Retro Game Ever" by GamesTM magazine. The
follow-up has been over 10 years coming - and
why are we telling you? Well, the list of
excuses on the Wikipedia page is both tragic
and hilarious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fool_and_His_Money
>> Radio fail <<
BBC Radio Uslter reads out Jimmy Savile joke
live on air by mistake. Joyous. Please, b3tans,
dedicate you lives to getting radio DJs to read
out rude things unawares.
http://bit.ly/THOngp
>> David Icke review <<
James Ward (best known for running the 'Boring'
event) attended the recent, horrendously long
David Icke rally at Wembley and has written up
his mildly pisstakey, but ultimately fair,
experiences here. BTW: We once attempted to
interview Icke for B3ta. He initially agreed
but, after we sent him about 50 crowd-sourced
questions about lizards, he went strangely
silent. Oh well.
http://bit.ly/Sd4sFY
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: HELP ORG (OPEN RIGHTS GROUP) FUND LEGAL OFFICER
Join now
We're members of ORG - but who they? They
campaigned for change to copyright that would
create a new right to parody, built the
coalition against the Snoopers' Charter, broke
the story of Mobile Internet censorship, and
their hard work against ACTA came into fruition
as we watched MEPs shoot down a law that would
have led to damaging copyright policy.
ORG wish to finance a new member of staff to
fight for your digital rights online. If they
can get 300 new members this will cover enough
wages to get a legal officer to "co-ordinate our
crack-team of volunteer lawyers, perform
thorough legal research, and create new case law
to actively prevent potential threats to civil
liberties."
Please join now.
http://bit.ly/Uo5nmy
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Net version of the Harry Hill clip show could be
called 'You've Been Flamed'
>> Lowest score to complete Mario? <<
This chap does an astounding 600 points. Love
the idea of competing to score badly - an
entirely new way of getting enjoyment from
games you've already played to death.
http://bit.ly/TJ0Dxk
>> Worst ad ever? <<
Low production values bring us joy - it shows
the (inept) human in the machine - and sets up
narratives in our head: was this produced by
the boss's friend's mate for $150?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk27bj86DXc
>> Joss Whedon endorses Mitt Romney <<
And has Joss lost weight? Less hoarding cans
Joss - more eating them. Nah. Joss, your new
look suits you, you should do more front of
camera stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TiXUF9xbTo
>> The Specials vs. The Wu-Tang Clan <<
Always had a soft spot for The Specials' A
Message To You Rudy; the great brass and the
wonderful lyric - Rudy being short for "rude
boy" - basically saying "young men, sort
yourself out, acting all gangster and shit will
lead you only to a life of hell." To cut that
with a similar rap from the Wu-Tang? Wonderful.
http://bit.ly/U3em2a
>> Helicopter helps remote-controlled plane <<
Helping some folks get their little plane back.
What lovely chap.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Wot_nice_guys
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: FUNNY NAME CORNER
Still not funny, you punishing shits
* BMW DEALER - if this guy gets any business off
this link we demand our 10%. Oh, it doesn't work
like that? Piss.
http://bit.ly/PqRp6m
* COME TOGETHER FOR JESUS - we always thought
that 13 blokes, no women disciple thing was a
bit suspicious.
http://www.cum.co.za
* SAVILE'S FAVORITE SCHOOL?
http://www.sexeys.somerset.sch.uk/
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: FRIDAY GAME
Typing Karaoke
Love web projects that manage to pitch the
entire concept in the title - where you can
guess how the whole thing will play out in the
time it takes to load.
http://www.typingkaraoke.com/
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Challenge results: Unlikely Brand Crossovers
Last week we wanted stuff like Wilkinson Sword
Crisps, Harpic Liqueur & Persil Flat Screen TVs.
Your favourites included:
* WKD TOILET DUCK - we have a personal product
idea of making 'Toilet Swan' for people with
posh bogs. (Fresh Water Mole)
http://b3ta.com/board/10871056
* INSTAGRAM WATER FILTER - did you see the
Instagram US hurricane pics on Twitter? Most odd
- death and destruction made slightly twee.
Oddly distancing. (Monkeon)
http://b3ta.com/board/10873606
* OXO RUBIK'S CUBE - this would sell, a nice
little bit of design to have lurking in your
man pit. (chumpers's cat)
http://b3ta.com/board/10871534
All these images, and the highest as voted by
you can be found here:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/brands/
>> New challenge: spiders <<
Spiders. Whenever someone on the news says of
a policy that "the markets won't like it",
replace the word "market" with "spiders".
Alternatively, photoshop some spiders here:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/spiders/popular/
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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow-ups on previous stories.
* 'FOR THE WIN' SKETCH SHOW PILOT - Big Face
writes, "It may not show much luck in this game,
but here's another whole ill-fated sketch show
pilot I wroted and directed and do a bit in. It
got repeated on BBC Three, so it's online for a
while. I'm really proud of it and hate the fact
they rejected it." Boo BBC, you really should
give Big Face a show - we've met him and he'd be
very good on chat shows. You are missing a star.
http://bbc.in/LURU7W
* B3TA ANCIENT HISTORY FROM 2002/3 - Mike
Trinder writes, "Digging around my desk I found
a CD titled 'B3ta Slideshow 5' - this is the
slideshow that accompanied the B3ta party in a
tiny upstairs bar in central London in 2003.
Much nostalgia and shoddy Photoshop work within."
http://www.chthonicionic.net/b3ta/2003/index.htm
* KICKSTARTER IAIN BANKS MOVIE - B3tan Rob Lees
Jones last week asked you to help fund his film
- you've donated nearly $5k which means we're
about a quarter of the way there. You can do it!
Give Jones a hand and he promises to give a
cameo to your Ginger Fuhrer, so at least you'll
be financing an opportunity for him to make an
utter fool of himself.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/119205258/piece
* HUMAN BLACK PUDDING - lumpytuna writes, "My
lovely lecturer, Beagles, from back when I was a
grubby art student, used to make blood puddings
with his platonic art-partner Ramsay's and his
blood. He told me that a number of audience
members would hang back at the end of the
performances and ask to try a bite of their body
sausages and it left him feeling ever so
slightly violated that they'd want to. Blarg."
http://bit.ly/SgBNiX
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: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE
Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.
Things we'd really like to see include
* MANAGING YOUR AGEING WITHOUT ANXIETY -
Photo-management software that automatically
makes old pictures fatter and greyer - so we
don't feel sad looking through old photos.
* SPECIAL ROBOTS THAT DEAL WITH SHIT - the
shitbot will change nappies, clean the bog and
also remove dog muck from the streets.
* DISCUSSIONS - "Despite the fact that the
internet keeps getting faster, we don't seem to
be using it less," writes B3tan williamgoddard.
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