VOL 1285 - Jan. 08, 2014 - Strange Doc-isms What They Say & What They Really Mean

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

--------------------------------------


JANUARY FUN


------------------------



SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Because of a number of requests, we are becoming more active of both Twitter, Pinterest and Facebook. We will periodically be Tweeting the latest BEST or Most UNIQUE pictures. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOLLOWING US!

Please Click here to begin following: https://twitter.com/headstranger
https://www.facebook.com/pages/StrangeCosmoscom/278654660263

http://www.pinterest.com/headstranger/boards/


------------------------

NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_10203.html
WWI & WWII - STRANGE RAZZLE DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE PAINT

http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/news_671.html
STRANGE 'ART' FROM AROUND THE WORLD

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_2561.html
STRANGE BEER AND LIQUOR IMAGES

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_5124.html
STRANGE VEHICLES FOUND ON A RAILROAD TRACK!

==================================

Strange "Animal" Quotes:

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. - Samuel Butler

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. - Samuel Butler

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. - Bill Dana (William Szathmary)

"Moo" may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. - Mason Cooley "City Aphorisms"

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle. - Ian Fleming

==================================

Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Doc-isms What They Say & What They Really Mean

A little list of "Doc-isms"

What doctors say, and what they're really thinking:

"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

"Welllllll, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore time with you.

"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

"Let me schedule you for some tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.

"I'd like to have my associate look at you."
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.

"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.

"This may smart a little."
Last week two patients bit off their tongues.

"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.

"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.

"There is a lot of that going around."
My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.


==================================

Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

==================================

OLDE MILITARY JETS - AUSTRALIAN VERSION ON USAF F-86 - CA-27 SABRE OVER MELBOURNE CRICKET GROUNDS STADIUM - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190373.html


STRANGE CHRISTMAS CALIFORNIA CROP CIRCLES EXPLAINED! - PUBLICITY STUNT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190380.html


WOMEN LOVE THIS HANDGUN! - PISTOL SHOOTS 410 SHOTGUN SHELL SO NO BULLET WILL PENETRATE WALLS AND HARM BABY IN ANOTHER ROOM! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/190381.html


STRANGE WWII NAVAL EQUIPMENT - HITLERS SECRET AIRCRAFT CARRIER! - 5 - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190394.html


STRANGE PYRAMID FACTS - SUDAN HAS MORE THAN EGYPT! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/190399.html


STRANGE WORLD FACTS - ALASKA HAS SAND DUNES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190401.html


EUROPE'S SEXIEST LADY! - CAROLINE OTERO - EUROPE'S KINGS, PRINCES AND GRAND DUKES CHASED HER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190402.html


THE MOST DECORATED WAR DOG IN HISTORY - SERGEANT STUBBY! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/190404.html


STRANGE WWII FACTS AND HISTORY - RUSSIAN WOMAN PILOTS - "THE NIGHTWITCHES" - BOMBED GERMAN POSITIONS WITH THEIR ENGINES TURNED OFF! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/190405.html


STRANGE FULLY FUNCTIONAL ICE TRUCK! - MADE FROM 11,000 lbs OF ICE! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190406.html


WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE EVERYDAY ITEMS - TOILET PAPER - 3-PLY 22 CARAT GOLD FLAKE - $1.3 MILLION! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190407.html


STRANGE MILITARY PICTURES - AMAZING EXPLOSION OF 7200 POUNDS OF AMMO OUTSIDE CAMP LEATHERNECK, AFGHANISTAN! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/190408.html


AMAZING ACROBATS JUMP ON TEETER TOTTER AND FLIP EACH OTHER OVER! - AMAZING ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/190409.html


STRANGE CELEBRITY PHOTOS - CHECK OUT THE EFFECTS OF PILLS - COCAINE AND BOOZE ON THESE ACTORS & ACTRESSES! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190410.html


STRANGE MOTORSPORT RACING - DRAG-STRIP CRAZINESS - MONSTER TRUCK vs. DRAGSTER! - FUN ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190411.html


STRANGE & GOOFY KIDS - BOY CREATES STRANGE SMOKE BUBBLES - WILD ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190412.html


STRANGE BARNYARD DANGERS - TURKEYS & CHICKENS SURROUND SNAKE HEADING FOR CHICKEN COOP! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/190413.html


STRANGE FARM FIELD STRAW CREATIONS IN JAPAN - AMAZING BI-PLANE - PROPELLER AND ALL! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/190414.html


==================================

The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - DAY TRIPS - STRANGE DESTINATIONS - BRIDGES - MOTELS - TOURIST SPOTS - GAS STATIONS - JUNK YARDS - DEALERSHIPS - PARKING LOTS

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100726_1.html

==================================

The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Murphy's Laws for Business - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/115232.html


Strange Tips and Hints - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/114317.html


Strange Facts About Shopping Malls - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/119817.html


Ten Excuses for Missing Work - Five Smart, Five DUMB - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/122770.html


All About Wisconsin and Those Who Hibernate There - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/102916.html


The 15 Greatest Sports Cheats Of All Tim - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/151981.html


==================================

The Featured New Category This Week - SV - DAY TRIPS - STRANGE DESTINATIONS - BRIDGES - MOTELS - TOURIST SPOTS - GAS STATIONS - JUNK YARDS - DEALERSHIPS - PARKING LOTS

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/112_1.html

==================================

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading"
Thomas Jefferson (yep, he did say it, look it up)

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Because of a number of requests, we are becoming more active of both Twitter, Pinterest and Facebook. We will periodically be Tweeting the latest BEST or Most UNIQUE pictures. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOLLOWING US!

Please Click here to begin following: https://twitter.com/headstranger
https://www.facebook.com/pages/StrangeCosmoscom/278654660263

http://www.pinterest.com/headstranger/boards/

------------------------------------------------------------

Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites


==========================

********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!)

Visit Often - Tell Your Friends - Never Follow!

#1 Stranger


Do NOT Reply to this automated e-Letter: E-Mail replies to this message will not be seen.

To Remove E-mail Address - http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/unsubscribe.html