Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: VOL 1037 - Aug 28, 2011 - Top 20 OxyMorons

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Strange Quotes About Food:

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. - Timothy Jones

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead. - Woody Allen

There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic. - Louis Diat

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing. - Samuel Johnson

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists. - Leslie Moak Murray in "Murray's Law"

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Top 20 OxyMorons

20. Government Organization

19. Alone Together

18. Personal Computer

17. Silent Scream

16. Living Dead

15. Small Crowd

14. Taped Live

13. Plastic Glasses

12. Tight Slacks

11. Peace Force

10. Pretty Ugly

9. Head But

t8. Working Vacation

7. Tax Return

6. Virtual Reality

5. Dodge Ram

4. Work Party

3. Hard Water

2. Healthy Tan

1. Microsoft Works

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