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Vol 1028 - July 27, 2011 - A Strange Little Quiz
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Quotes About Age & Aging
"After thirty, a body has a mind of its own." - Bette Midler
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Satchel Paige
"I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower." - Gypsy Rose Lee
"One keeps on forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave." - Colette
"Old age is no place for sissies." - Bette Davis
"I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate." - Lady Nancy Astor
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball
"If I were younger, I'd know more." - James Barrie
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Some Strange British Signs
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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SPECIAL MILITARY CEMETERY PICTURE - EAGLE STANDS VIGIL ! - WOW! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/177349.html
US DEBT AS VIEWED IN PICTURE COMPARISONS - SCARY - 114.5 TRILLION UNFUNDED LIABILITIESSTACKED UP NEXT TO WORLD TRADE CENTER - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/177369.html
STRANGE OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - TOBACCO SMOKE ENEMA TOOL KIT - (1750'S - 1810'S) - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/177377.html
HORSES OUT IN THE PASTURE MAKE A DEAL - SHAKE ON IT! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/176655.html
STRANGE AUTO ACCIDENTS - HOW A BRUNETTE RESPONDS TO A REDHEAD - SHE'S #1 - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/177529.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
Why Is the Length of the Indy 500 Set at 500? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/177524.html
Who's the Greatest NFL Quarterback Ever? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/177525.html
What Do Tour de France Riders Eat? - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/177526.html
Strange Weather - What is Thundersnow? - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/177527.html
Why God Would NEVER Receive Tenure - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/20306.html
Religious Bumper Stickers - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/20664.html
Proverbs From all Countries - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/20631.html
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