VOL 1622 - JULY 23, 2017 - Strange 'Gender' Determinations

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Strange Quotes About "Work"

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. - Dennis Miller

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. - Slappy White

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. - Robert Paul

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K Jerome

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange 'Gender' Determinations

Ziploc Bags are Male - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female - once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male - it goes bald and it is often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male - to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it (of course, there's the hot air part, too).

Sponges are Female - they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female - it is always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male - it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female - over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male - it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

A Water Faucet is Female - it can turn hot or cold in just a matter of moments.

A Safety Pin is Male - it is often useful in an emergency.

A Foreign Movie is Female - it is not always completely understood.

A Computer is Female - even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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RELIGION FUN - AWESOME PHOTO OS AMISH BARN RAISING IN HAMPTON NEW YORK - 2017! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203135.html


AIRLINE PASSENGER MORONS - STINKY BARE FEET STICKING THROUGH ON MY ARM RESTS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203136.html


FUNNY MEMES - THE LOOK IN MY EYES WHEN THE BOSS REMINDS ME I'VE BEEN LATE THIS WEEK! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203137.html


AWESOME MILITARY PICTURES - SQUADRONS OF A-10'S AND F-16'S LINED UP ON THE RUNWAY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203138.html


STRANGE CELEBRITY NAMES - DEMI MOORE'S REAL NAME - DEMETRIA GUYNES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203139.html


STRANGE STICK FIGURE FAMILY ADVICE ON DIRTY VAN WINDOW - OMG -STAY OFF OF HER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203140.html


STRANGE BUSINESS SIGNS - GUN STORE NOTICE AT FRONT DOOR OF SPORTING GOODS STORE - FOR IDIOTS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203141.html


BEST WATERMELON CARVING DISPLAY EVER - HUGE SHARK WITH MOUTH WIDE OPEN! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203142.html


COOL ROCKS - AGATE CROSS-SECTION LOOKS LIKE THE OCEAN - WOW! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203143.html


SPORTS FUN - PLAYER FIGHTS - THE NBA FIGHTS AND THE NBL BASEBALL FIGHTS ARE VASTLY DIFFERENT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203144.html


STRANGE MAPS - RICHEST PERSON IN EACH STATE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203145.html


STRANGE PROBLEMS - MAN MOWS HIS HIGH WATER LAWN DURING FLOOD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203147.html


FARM FUN - BOOM!!! MORONS FAIL WHEN BLOWING UP PUMPKINS IN THE FIELD! WOW! FUN ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203148.html


IRONY - NASTY BICYCLE RACE RIDER FOULS COMPETITOR ON BRIDGE - GETS TOSSED OVER SIDE BY FAN! - FUNNY SPORTS GIF! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203149.html


STRANGE ANIMAL CAMOUFLAGE - WATCH THIS OCTOPUS CHANGE COLORS ON THE SEA FLOOR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203150.html


STRANGE POSTAGE STAMPS - DAGESTAN - BEE GEES ROCK BAND STAMP! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/203151.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SS - MOTORCYCLE RACING - OVALS - DIRT BIKES

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Facts and Basically Useless Information - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/143132.html


The Bathtub Test - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/133610.html


The "Doo-Wop" Oldies Quiz - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/127112.html


Strange Uses For 'Bounce" Dryer Sheets - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/108809.html


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