VOL 1617 - JULY 05, 2017 - Strange But Strategic Letters Of Recommendation Phrases

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Strange Quotes About New York City:

I love New York City; I've got a gun. - Charles Barkley

New York ... is a city of geometric heights, a petrified desert of grids and lattices, an inferno of greenish abstraction under a flat sky, a real Metropolis from which man is absent by his very accumulation. - Roland Barthes

New York is a sucked orange. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not only is New York City the nation's melting pot, it is also the casserole, the chafing dish and the charcoal grill. - John V Lindsay, Mayor of NYC, NY Times 10 Nov 66

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. - Mignon McLaughlin

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and New York was the only place where my fears were justified. - Anita Weiss

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Letters of Recommendation Phrases


Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired employee? - Here are a few suggested phrases:

For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed her career was just taking off."

For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here."
"We generally found him loaded with work to do."
"Every hour with him was a happy hour."

For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
"You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."

For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."

For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
"All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."

For a stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach a man like him."
"I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."

For a dishonest employee:
"Her true ability was deceiving."
"He's an unbelievable worker."


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