[b3ta] Kittens that look like YOU

 

This Week:

* EASTER - A lovely hymn

* PUNS - About food & movies

* KITTENS - that look like YOU

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B3ta email 628 - 25 Apr 2014

Eat this newsletter with your eye-mouths:

http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue628

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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

 >> Merry Easter hymn! <<

 "An animated hymn to the true meaning of

 Easter..." begins mistermunro. Yeah yeah, we

 know it isn't Easter anymore but we were on

 holiday too! This is lovely, with some nice

 Milliganesque animation.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Merry_Easter

 >> Rainbow <<

 Quick visual gag by the inimitable chipping

 sodbury.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Rainbow:3

 >> Cassetteboy Vs Tony Blair Vs LIES <<

 The editor extraordinaire takes on Tony Blair's

 Iraq speech to Bloomberg. Here's the speech

 that Tony MEANT to give.

http://goo.gl/D5CxjI

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: USVSTH3M

 Stuff from that other website

 * 1000 Seconds - It's a simple game. Just hold

 the button down.

http://games.usvsth3m.com/1000-seconds/

 * Which Ridiculous Food Day Is Your Birthday?

http://games.usvsth3m.com/what-ridiculous-food-day-is-your-birthday/

 * The Hobbit Sequel Name Generator

http://games.usvsth3m.com/the-hobbit/

 * Find Your Kitten Lookalike - Six questions,

 and we'll find your cute, feline double.

http://games.usvsth3m.com/find-your-kitten-lookalike/

 * Click The Panda - Click as many pandas as

 possible in 30 seconds, and learn some

 panda-related facts!

http://games.usvsth3m.com/click-the-panda/

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: SITES IN BRIEF

 Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates

 * The Internet Food Database - 250 food movie

 title puns, in the style of the IMDB.

 Extraordinarily groan-worthy.

http://www.restaurantchoice.co.uk/ifdb250/#.U1p8XuZdWYk

 *  Fake text message generator - You can guess

 what this does. Get YOUR hilarious 'genuine'

 autocorrect mishap on the front page of Imgur

 or whatever.

http://www.iphonetextgenerator.com/

 * Netflix Roulette - This site shows you random

 movies from Netflix! Will kill a few hours when

 you can't make a decision. Almost like watching

 terrestrial TV.

http://netflixroulette.net/

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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO

 >> Dog tries to do an impression of a race car <<

 Or "dog pays homage to early-2000s nightmare

 novelty character Crazy Frog." Brrr.

http://b3ta.com/links/Dog_tries_to_do_an_impression_of_a_race_car

 >> SCIENCE!(TM) <<

 Mega-mix of spectacular science-related party

 tricks.

http://b3ta.com/links/SCIENCE_TM

 >> Commando: The Musical <<

 You know what this is, but it's still

 wonderful. But why no Die Hard the musical?

http://b3ta.com/links/Commando_The_Musical:3

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 THANKS:

 This issue was written by Rob Manuel with

 David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by MrOli,

 Paolo Nutini's Bikini and wideeye.

 Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.

 Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.

 Top tipperary by Just a vagabond.

 

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 TOP TIP:

 Make lions by getting your cat to mate with a pony.

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