VOL 1306 - March 23, 2014 - Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English

E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com

--------------------------------------


MARCH FUN


------------------------


SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Because of a number of requests, we are becoming more active of both Twitter, Pinterest and Facebook. We will periodically be Tweeting the latest BEST or Most UNIQUE pictures. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOLLOWING US!

Please Click here to begin following: https://twitter.com/headstranger
https://www.facebook.com/pages/StrangeCosmoscom/278654660263

http://www.pinterest.com/headstranger/boards/

-------------------------------

Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html

------------------------

NEW FEATURE NOW AVAILABLE ON STRANGE WEBSITES - THE MOST POPULAR GROUP TOPICS/PICTURES OF THE WEEK - 30 Pictures Per Group:

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_6585.html
STRANGE WALLS - ART & MURALS

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_10623.html
WHAT IS SEXIER THAN LEOPARD SKIN TOPS - BIKINI'S - DRESSES?

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_10833.html
STRANGE VEHICLES - BUBBLE TOPS - SHAPES - BOATS - BUBBLE BODY STYLES - LIMOS!

http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_6636.html
STRANGE UFO'S - ALIEN SPACE CRAFT - SECRET MILITARY EQUIPMENT

==================================

Strange "Dog" Quotes

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.- Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.- Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown

==================================

Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English

Here are some interesting mistranslations:

In a Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

A doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time.

On a menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire:
If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.

Ad for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride your own ass?

In a Czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages.

Car rental brochure in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

A temple in Bangkok:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.

In a Bangkok cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a hotel in Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.


==================================

Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

==================================

DRAGSTER DRIVER VIEW FROM COCKPIT OF RAIL DRAGSTER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190977.html


STRANGE 3-D VIEW OF MOUNTAIN LAKE - SERENE OPTICAL ILLUSION - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/190978.html


GREAT MILITARY NAVAL POWER SHOT - DESTROYER ESCORT LEADING GIANT AIRCRAFT CARRIER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190980.html


THEY FOUND THE PLANE! FLIGHT 370 - IT'S ON GILLIGAN ISLAND! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/190981.html


TRAVEL DANGERS - SCARY VIDEO OF COMMERCIAL AIRLINER THAT ABORTS LANDING AT THE LAST INSTANT DURING HEAVY CROSSWINDS! - NASTY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/190983.html


STRANGE OLDE HISTORICAL PHOTOS - 1936 - LAST PUBLIC EXECUTION! MURDERER HANGED IN KENTUCKY - LOOK AT THE CROWD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190984.html


STRANGE POLICE RAIDS - MAINE POLICE GO OUT TO ARREST MAN WITH GUN ------- TATTOO ON HIS STOMACH! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/190985.html


ZOO FUN AND DANGERS - VISITOR GETS COVERED WITH ELEPHANT CRAP AS PACHYDERM COVERS MAN FROM HEAD TO TOE! - FUNNY ANIMAL ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/190986.html


FOOD FUN - DIFFERENT WAYS TO FRY UP SANDWICHES AND EGGS IN LITTLE HOLLOWED OUT BREAD SLICE DAMS! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/190987.html


SEXY CELEBRITY EVENING GOWNS! - LADY VICTORIA HERVEY WITH HALF HER DRESS MISSING AT THE 2014 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190988.html


SNOW & ICE FUN - SKATER FIND THIN ICE - ENDS UP ROLLING INTO FROZEN WATER! - FUNNY ACTION GIF - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/190989.html


STRANGE TRUCKS - SCANIA R999 RED PEARL - CONVERTIBLE! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190990.html


STRANGE BRIDGE'S AROUND THE WORLD - MELKWEG BRIDGE - PURMEREND NETHERLANDS - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/190991.html


STRANGE "LOW COST" VEHICLE SECURITY SYSTEMS - HEAVY CHAIN FROM SMART CAR WHEEL TO WHEEL. WHO WANTS TO STEAL A CLOWN CAR? - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/190992.html


OLDE DRAG RACING HISTORY - 1964 NIAGARA RACEWAY - 2 JET POWERED DRAGSTERS AT STARTING LINE - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/190993.html


STRANGE COFFINS AND FUNERALS - COFFIN PAINTED LIKE A NIKE TENNIS SHOE! LACES AND ALL! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190994.html


STRANGE OLDE PARADE FUN - TIGHT ROPE WALKER OVER TOP OF MODEL T IN PARADE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/190995.html


STRANGE FURNITURE - SECRET DRAWER FOR VALUABLES HIDDEN IN WALL SHELF ACTIVATED BY MAGNET HANDLE PULL OUT! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/190996.html


==================================

The Featured Pix Category This Week - SV - RAILROAD TRAINS - LOCOMOTIVES - TRACKS - ACCIDENTS - ENGINEERS

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/100637_1.html

==================================

The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- Ignoring Drought, U.S. to Divert Water to Mexico for Environmental Project - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/190947.html


- Strange Facts About Uranus - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/176342.html


- Top 10 Stupid Celebrity Baby Names - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/176428.html


- Strange Facts and Useless Information - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/176340.html


- 30 Strangest Lawsuits - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/133614.html


- Strange Europe Facts - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/176674.html


==================================

The Featured New Category This Week - SV - RAILROAD TRAINS - LOCOMOTIVES - TRACKS - ACCIDENTS - ENGINEERS

http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/category/115_1.html

==================================

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Because of a number of requests, we are becoming more active of both Twitter, Pinterest and Facebook. We will periodically be Tweeting the latest BEST or Most UNIQUE pictures. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOLLOWING US!

Please Click here to begin following: https://twitter.com/headstranger
https://www.facebook.com/pages/StrangeCosmoscom/278654660263

http://www.pinterest.com/headstranger/boards/

------------------------------------------------------------

Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites


==========================

********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!)

Visit Often - Tell Your Friends - Never Follow!

#1 Stranger


Do NOT Reply to this automated e-Letter: E-Mail replies to this message will not be seen.

To Remove E-mail Address - http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/unsubscribe.html