Samstag, 29. März 2014
VOL 1308 - March 30, 2014 - The Worlds Strangest Last Wills
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Strange "PC" Quotes:
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." (This guy has nailed it.)
"Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry."
"I am sorry sir, this is a non-smoking mountain." -- Broadcaster David Frost on what official told friend about to light up on skiing holiday at Aspen.
"The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct"
"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." George Bernard Shaw
"A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money." G. Gordon Liddy
"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries." Douglas Casey, Georgetown U. (1992)
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." Ronald Reagan (1986)
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Worlds Strangest Last Wills
Leona Helmsley
Notorious New York hotelier Leona Helmsley, nicknamed "the Queen of Mean" for her outrageous behavior, died in August 2007 of congestive heart failure at the age of 87. In her will, Helmsley left a $12 million trust fund to Trouble, her Maltese dog, $10 million each to two of her four grandchildren, and nothing to the other two. Later, a judge reduced the sum left to Trouble to $2 million, after the dog's caretaker, who earns $60,000 a year, testified that it would be enough to support the pup's lavish lifestyle for the rest of its life.
T.M. Zink
Iowa attorney T.M. Zink, who died in 1930, had such a strong disdain for women that he wished to use his savings to establish a library that would allow no works by female authors or artists, and would prohibit female patrons. In his will, Zink stipulated that his $35,000 be placed in a trust for 75 years, and the accumulated sum be used to build the Zink Womanless Library, where every entrance would bear a sign with the words "No Women Allowed." Zink's daughter, who was left $5 in the same will, challenged it successfully, and the female-free learning zone was never built.
Jack Benny
Before celebrated comedian Jack Benny died of pancreatic cancer in October 1974, he arranged one final romantic gesture for his wife of 47 years, Mary Livingstone (pictured with Benny.) Benny left a sum of money to a local florist for one long-stemmed red rose to be delivered to Livingstone every day for the rest of her life. Livingstone, who had performed with Benny throughout most of his career, outlived her husband by nine years.
Harry Houdini
When magician and escape artist Harry Houdini died in 1926 as a result of a ruptured appendix, he left the rabbits he used to pull out of his hat to the children of his close friends. An outspoken skeptic of mysticism, Houdini included in his will a message to his wife, instructing her to conduct a seance every Halloween so that he could, if possible, contact her from the other side. To prevent clever frauds from attempting to impersonate him to his beloved at these seances, Houdini provided her with a set of ten randomly selected words which he would use to identify himself. After ten years, she discontinued the seances; Houdini never appeared.
Mark Gruenwald
One of the chief architects of modern superhero comics, Mark Gruenwald was executive editor of Marvel Comics, overseeing such classics as Captain America and Iron Man. His proudest achievement, however, was his authorship of the 12-issue miniseries Squadron Supreme, in which a team of superheroes from an alternate universe attempt to use their powers to run a perfect world. When Gruenwald died of a heart attack in 1996, he was cremated and his ashes were preserved in accordance with his will: Gruenwald was literally immortalized in his work -- his ashes were blended with the inks used to print a 4,000-copy print run of the collected miniseries.
Audrey Jean Knauer
In Louisville, Ky., a devoted fan of Charles Bronson, wrote a will a year before her 1997 death at the age of 55, leaving her $300,000 estate to the Death Wish actor. The will, handwritten on a list of emergency phone numbers, also stipulated that absolutely nothing be left to her mother Helen. Knauer's sister contested the will, stating that a will Knauer had written 20 years prior, in which she left everything to relatives, was more authentic. Despite the lawsuit, the money went to the action hero, whose spokesperson told the New York Post that he would donate it to charity.
Countess Carlotta Liebenstein
When German Countess Carlotta Liebenstein died in 1991, she left her precious canine companion Gunther III about $80 million, allowing him and a puppy he later fathered, naturally named Gunther IV, to reside in their own mansion.
Charles Vance Millar
Known throughout his life as a prankster, Canadian lawyer Charles Vance Millar had no family to which to leave his assets. So before his 1926 death, Millar, who enjoyed devising social experiments that targeted peoples' greed, drafted a truly unusual will. In it, he granted three men who hated each other joint ownership of his Jamaica vacation home. In the ninth clause of his will, Millar dictated that ten years after his death the value of his estate, $750,000, be granted to the Canadian woman who had had the most babies in the interim. The resulting "contest" resulted in a tie, and four women, who each bore nine children, shared the wealth. Thus, the estate of the childless, joke-loving attorney was passed on to support the upbringing of 36 children whom he had never met.
Gene Roddenberry
The creator of Star Trek, Eugene Wesley "Gene" Roddenberry was one of the first people to have a space burial. After his 1991 death from heart failure, Roddenberry was cremated, and some of his cremains were brought on a mission aboard the Space Shuttle Columbia. In 1997, more of Roddenberry's ashes, as well as the ashes of others who desired a space burial, were launched into orbit via a Pegasus XL rocket. The service was provided by Celestis, a company which specializes in space burials. In 2012, another portion of Roddenberry's ashes is planned to depart into deep space, together with the ashes of his late wife Majel Barrett (pictured with Roddenberry).
Onni Nurmi
Upon his death, Finnish businessman Onni Nurmi left the dividends from 780 shares in a Finnish company that manufactured rubber boots to the residents of a rural nursing home. The company was Nokia, which, having moved into telecommunications in the 1970s, is now the world's largest manufacturer of mobile phones. The skyrocketing shares have made millionaires of the residents.
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Freitag, 28. März 2014
[b3ta] Scratch 'n' sniff edition
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Dienstag, 25. März 2014
VOL 1307 - March 26, 2014 - Top 10 Differences Between Cats & Dogs
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STRANGE AND UNIQUE PLAYGROUNDS AROUND THE WORLD - ALL DIFFERENT KINDS
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Misc Strange Quotes:
"Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied"
"Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear!"
"The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory!"
"Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible!"
"Its ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you!"
"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"
"You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough"
"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it"-Jonathan winters.
"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens"
"To control others is to have power, to control yourself is to know the way" - Lao Ma
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -Top 10 Differences Between Cats & Dogs
10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.
9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
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STRANGE FARM PRODUCTS - GOAT SIMULATOR? - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/191032.html
STRANGE OLDE CELEBS - GEORGE LUCAS WITH SEXY CARRIE FISHER BETWEEN TAKES - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191033.html
STRANGE BUILDING PRODUCTS - COOL STAINED GLASS DOOR CREATES GREAT SHADOW ON STAIRCASE! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/191034.html
STRANGE INTERNATIONAL BORDERS AND BOUNDARIES! - HUGE FISH FIGURES "SWIM" BETWEEN POLAND AND UKRAINE - LOCAL ART FESTIVAL DECORATES EACH YEAR! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191035.html
DANGEROUS LOW LEVEL FLYING - SCARY LOW PASS BY COMMERCIAL AIRLINER AT AIRSHOW - JUST A FEW FEET FROM THE GROUND! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/191036.html
GREAT EQUESTRIAN CHALLENGE - KATE UPTON RIDING A BEAUTIFUL HORSE! - FUN ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191037.html
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THE BATTLEGROUND - SAGE ADVICE FROM A MAN - (HE'LL FIX IT!) - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/191040.html
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STRANGE OLDE GAS STATIONS - 1920'S EARLY GAS STATION - GAS PRICE $.08! - OLDE GLASS VISIBLE PUMPS SHOWING AMOUNT PUMPED - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/191045.html
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Samstag, 22. März 2014
VOL 1306 - March 23, 2014 - Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English
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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.- Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.- Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English
Here are some interesting mistranslations:
In a Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
A doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time.
On a menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire:
If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride your own ass?
In a Czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages.
Car rental brochure in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
A temple in Bangkok:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
In a Bangkok cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a hotel in Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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Freitag, 21. März 2014
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