Vol 906 - May 26, 2010 - Strange Buzzwords for Managers

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Strange "Business" Quotes:

Drive thy business or it will drive thee. - Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. - David Letterman (1947 - )

'Whom are you?' he asked, for he had attended business college. - George Ade (1866 - 1944), "The Steel Box", 1898

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. - John Cleese (1939 - )

A dinner lubricates business. - Lord William Stowell

To succeed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise. - Mitchell Caplan, CEO, E*Trade Group Inc.

I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity. - Sydney Biddle Barrows, in Marian Christy, ''Mayflower Madam' Tells All,' Boston Globe, 1986

No one traveling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive. - Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)

In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield. - Warren Buffett (1930 - )

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Buzzwords for Managers

COLUMN I COLUMN II COLUMN III
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0. integrated 0.management 0. options
1. heuristic 1. organizational 1. flexibility
2. systematized 2. monitored 2. capability
3. parallel 3. reciprocal 3. mobility
4. functional 4. digital 4. programming
5. responsive 5. logistical 5. scenarios
6. optional 6. transitional 6. time-phase
7. synchronized 7. incremental 7. projection
8. compatible 8. third-generation 8. hardware
9. futuristic 9. policy 9. contingency

The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number, and then select the corresponding buzzword from each column.

For instance, number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection," a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with a sincere
ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority. No one will have the remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that THEY ARE NOT ABOUT TO ADMIT IT!

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