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Strange Business Quotes:
I like work; It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. [Jerome K. Jerome]
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. [Edwin H. Stuart]
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. [William Lloyd George]
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. [Hubert H. Humphrey]
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. [Don Marquis]
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. [Dwight D. Eisenhower]
To lead the people, walk behind them. [Lao-Tzu]
A jury [in America very often] consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. [Robert Frost]
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Marketing Lingo Translations
SOFTWARE ENGINEERING GLOSSARY
or
DEFINING COMPUTER TERMS FROM A "MARKETING" POINT OF VIEW
ALL NEW -- The software is not compatible with previous versions.
ADVANCED DESIGN -- Upper management doesn't understand it.
BREAKTHROUGH -- It nearly booted on the first try.
NEW -- It comes in different colors from the previous version.
DESIGN SIMPLICITY -- It was developed on a shoe-string budget.
EXCLUSIVE -- We're the only ones who have the documentation.
FIELD TESTED -- Manufacturing doesn't have a test system.
FOOLPROOF OPERATION -- All parameters are hard coded.
FUTURISTIC -- It only runs on the next-generation supercomputer.
HIGH ACCURACY -- All the directories compare.
IT'S HERE AT LAST -- We've released a 26-week project in 48 weeks.
MAINTENANCE FREE -- It's impossible to fix.
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS -- It compiles without errors.
PERFORMANCE PROVEN -- It works through beta test.
REVOLUTIONARY -- The disk drives go round and round.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED -- We'll send you another copy if it fails.
STOCK ITEM -- We shipped it once before, and we can do it again, probably.
UNMATCHED -- It's almost as good as the competition.
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE -- Nothing ever ran this slow before.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT -- We finally got one to work.
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