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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. - Marshall McLuhan
I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler
I have nothing intelligent to say. - Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies.
I am not denying anything I did not say. -Brian Mulrooney
I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. - Keanu Reeves
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. -Burt Reynolds
I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it. - Victor Mature
Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most. - Steven Tyler
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Being Irish Means.......
* you will never play professional basketball
* you swear very well
* at least one of your cousins holds political office
* you think you sing very well
* you have no idea how to make a long story short
* you are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf
* there isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone
* much of your food was boiled
* you have never hit your head on the ceiling
* you spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling
* you're strangely poetic after a few beers
* you're poetic a lot
* you will be punched for no good reason...a lot
* some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations
* your sister will punch you because your brother punched her
* many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary...and one is Mary Catherine Elizabeth
* someone in your family is incredibly cheap
* it is more than likely you
* you don't know the words but that doesn't stop you from singing
* you can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking
* "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge"
* you're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in
talent, you make up for in frequency
* there wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger party
* you are, or know someone, named "Murph"
* if you don't know Murph, then you know "Mac"
* if you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know "Sully"
* you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy
* you are genetically incapable of keeping a secret
* your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room and last but not least... Being Irish means...
* your attention span is so short that---oh, forget it.
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