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"Early to bed and early to rise -- till you get enough money to do otherwise." - Peter's Almanac
"God is on everyone's side … and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies. - Jean Anouilh (1910-87), French playwright
University President: "Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers."- Isaac Asimov (1920-92), Russian-born American scientist, writer
"The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell." - Humphrey Bogart, American actor
"The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him." - Paul Louis Courier
"Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends." - Larry Wilde
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Idiot Instructions on Actual Products
Here are actual package instructions found by actual people on actual products.
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ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
"Do not turn upside down." (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
"Product will be hot after heating."
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
"Do not iron clothes on body."
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
"Warning keep out of children."
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
"Not to be used for the other use."
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
"Warning: contains nuts."
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
"Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
"Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"
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