Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: Vol 648 - Dec. 5, 2007 - Corruption Test

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Corruption Test - How Sleazy Are You?

How Sleazy Are You ?

(Score over 200 : Seek Help)

1, Ever laughed at someone's misfortune ? (1)

2, Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person ? (2)

3, Ever tried alcohol ? (1)

4, Ever been Drunk ? (2)

5, Ever play drinking games ? (2)

6, Ever Fall down because you drank to much ? (3)

7, Ever drink enough to throw up ? (4) Bonus - Throwing up on yourself or another person (1)

8, Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before ? (5)

9, Ever been forcibly removed from a bar ? (8)

10, Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ? (5)

11, Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week ? (3) Bonus - 1 point for each extra day (Max of 7)

12, Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4)

13, Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms ? (4 per drug tried)

14, Do you use drugs regularly ? (4) Bonus - more than four times a week (4)

15, Ever bought soft drugs ? (4)

16, Ever sell drugs ? (8)

17, Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit ? (12)

18, Ever used barbiturates ? (8)

19, Ever used hallucinogens ? (8)

20, Ever used narcotics ? (10)

21, Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours ? (8)

22, Ever Been on a date ? (2)

23, Ever been felt up, groped ? (2) Bonus - To orgasm (2)

24, Ever had sexual intercourse ? (6)

25, Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex ? (5)

26, Ever paid for sex ? (8)

27, Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/ stoned / incapacitated ? (4)

28, Ever get someone stoned /drunk in order to obtain sexual favours, and succeed ? (8)

29, Ever engage in oral sex ? (4) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2)

30, Ever engage in anal sex ? (6) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2)

31, Ever engage in the 69 position ? (4)

32, Ever contracted a STD? (12)

33, Ever had sex without a contraceptive ? (4)

34, Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion ? (12)

35, Ever had sex with more than one person at a time ? (9)

36, Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week ? (4)

37, Ever had sex in a public place ? (6)

38, Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act ? (4)

39, Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex ? (10)

40, Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification ? (8)

41, Ever used sex toys ? (6)

42, Ever pass out during sex ? (5)

43, Ever been responsible for loosing someone else's virginity ? (4)

44, Ever masturbated while talking on the telephone ? (3)

45, Ever bought something in a sex shop ? (3)

46, Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball ? (1) toes ? (2) ears ?(1)

47, Ever had sex with a relative ? (5)

48, Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot ? (6)

49, Does necrophilla, pedophilla or beastiality turn you on ? (20)

50, Ever been arrested ? (8) Bonus - Convicted ? (7)

Scoring:
0-20: A life in the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40: You barely make our scale.
41-60: approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160: You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200: You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass ?
Above 200: You're going straight to hell

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