VOL 1468 - OCT. 11, 2015 - Strange Fortune Cookie Fun

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October Fun !


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Strange Quotes About The American Military:

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." - Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine...- From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook

"The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons." -Russian military doctrine.

..At a prewar diplomatic conference, the Nazi Foreign Minister Ribbentrop "sniffed" to Eden and Churchill that if there was another war, the Italians would be on Germany's side!
To which Churchill supposedly replied: "that seems only fair, we had them last time!"...

"The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily basis." - from a post-war debriefing of a German General

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Fortune Cookie Fun


* Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.

* Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring.

* Naked man fears no pick pocket.

* Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.

* The hand that turneth the knob opens the door.

* It take square ass to sh*t brick.

* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

* Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.

* Wise man wash face in morning neck at night.

* Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.

* When lady says no, she mean maybe.

When lady say maybe, she mean yes.

When lady say yes, she no lady

* He who sniffs coke drowns.

* Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

* Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.

* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

* Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

* Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.

* Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-down.

* Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit

* Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.


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STRANGE FUNNY BEACH PICTURES - WHO'S HEAD IS WHO'S? - CRAZY - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/196835.html


STRANGE ALBUM COVERS - THE BEATLES SGT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND COVER - FINAL VERSION - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/196206.html


BICYCLE RACING DANGERS - VELODROME RACER CRASHES INTO BARRIER THAT OFFICIALS LEAVE ON THE TRACK - OUCH! - NASTY ACTION GIF! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/196836.html


ROBIN WILLIAMS' CALIFORNIA HOUSE AND VINEYARD ON SALE FOR $22.9 MILLION! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/196837.html


SCARY TRAVEL EVENTS - CHINA'S GIANT GLASS FOOT BRIDGE DARES YOU TO CROSS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/196838.html


STRANGE CULINARY TALENTS - PIZZA DOUGH SPINNER - WATCH THIS GUY! - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/196839.html


STRANGE OLDE WEAPONS - CHECKOUT THIS TRIPLE BARREL SHOTGUN! - http://www.strangevacations.com/content/item/196840.html


STRANGE MILITARY PIXS - AMAZING USAF C-130 CARGO PLANE "CARWASH!" - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/196841.html


STRANGE COMPARISONS - CHECKOUT THE 1903 "CIRCUS FATMAN" AND ONE OF TODAY'S POLICEMAN - SCARY! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/196842.html


MILITARY AIRCRAFT DANGERS - WWII BRITISH SPITFIRE MAKES A NO LANDING GEAR CONTROLLED CRASH DURING AIRSHOW! - WOW ACTION GIF - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/196843.html


STRANGE CHARTS - WILD FLOWCHART DIAGRAMS WOMAN THOUGHT PROCESS DURING AN ARGUMENT - SCARY! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/196844.html


COOL SEASONS CHANGE PIXS - FALL COLORS MAKE AUTUMN BEAUTIFUL! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/196845.html


STRANGE CELEBRITY FUN - WOW! JUDGE JUDY SCHEINDLIN WITH A SEXY WHITE BIKINI AT 70 YEARS OLD! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/196846.html


STRANGE OLDE MILITARY PHOTOS - CAMP CODY NEW MEXICO - ANIMATED HUMAN CREST 34TH SANDSTORM DIVISION - WWI TRAINING - DUTY HONOR COUNTRY SPELLED OUT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/196847.html


STRANGE ASIAN FOOD FUN - JAPANESE "CAT" SUSHI! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/196848.html


STRANGE VEHICLES - CRAZY LITTLE SCAMP UTILITY VEHICLE - MORPHS FROM COMPACT TO PICKUP TRUCK MODE! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/196849.html


STRANGE FAST FOOD HISTORY - 1948 PIX OF ORIGINAL MCDONALD'S WITH MENU - $.15 HAMBURGERS! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/196850.html


CLEVER USE OF OLD JUNK - WELD TOGETHER 2 OLD AUTO TIRE WHEEL RIMS - CUT IN ACCESS HOLE FOR WOOD - GREAT FIRE COOKER! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/196851.html


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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

- The Strange History of Rifles - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/174712.html


- Strange Facts About Australia - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/174084.html


- 10 Strange Cannibalism Stories - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/173227.html


- Seven of the Toughest Women in History - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/175897.html


- Actual Exchanges Between Pilots and Control Towers - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/176013.html


- Strange Puns - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/169513.html


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