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Strange Quotes About 'Character':
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. - Elmer G. Letterman
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. - Japanese Proverb
To succeed is nothing, it's an accident. but to feel no doubts about oneself is something very different: it is character. - Marie Leneru, Oprah Magazine, May 2004
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Superstitions about Death
Strange Superstitions about Death
BIRD
A bird in the house is a sign of a death. If a robin flies into a room through a window, death will shortly follow.
CANDLE
Light candles on the night after November 1. One for each deceased relative should be placed in the window in the room where death occurred.
CEMETERY
You must hold your breath while going past a cemetery or you will breathe in the spirit of someone who has recently died.
CLOCK
If a clock which has not been working suddenly chimes, there will be a death in the family. You will have bad luck if you do not stop the clock in the room where someone dies.
CORPSE
If a woman is buried in black, she will return to haunt the family. If a dead person's eyes are left open, he'll find someone to take with him. Mirrors in a house with a corpse should be covered or the person who sees himself will die next.
DOG
Dogs howling in the dark of night, Howl for death before daylight.
DREAMS
If you dream of death it's a sign of a birth, if you dream of birth, it's a sign of death. If you touch a loved one who has died, you won't have dreams about them
DYING
A person who dies on Good Friday will go right to heaven. A person who dies at midnight on Christmas Eve will go straight to heaven because the gates of heaven are open at that time. All windows should be opened at the moment of death so that the soul can leave. The soul of a dying person can't escape the body and go to heaven if any locks are locked in the house.
EYE
If the left eye twitches there will soon be a death in the family. If a dead person's eyes are left open, he'll find someone to take with him.
FUNERAL
Funerals on Friday portend another death in the family during the year. It's bad luck to count the cars in a funeral cortege. It's bad luck to meet a funeral procession head on. Thunder following a funeral means that the dead person's soul has reached heaven. Nothing new should be worn to a funeral, especially new shoes. Pointing at a funeral procession will cause you to die within the month Pregnant women should not attend funerals.
GRAVE
If the person buried lived a good life, flowers will grow on the grave. If the person was evil, weeds will grow.
MIRROR
If a mirror in the house falls and breaks by itself, someone in the house will die soon.
MOTH
A white moth inside the house or trying to enter the house means death.
PHOTOGRAPH
If 3 people are photographed together, the one in the middle will die first.
THIRTEEN
If 13 people sit down at a table to eat, one of them will die before the year is over.
UMBRELLA
Dropping an umbrella on the floor means that there will be a murder in the house.
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This Week:
* BLAKE'S SEVEN - Servalan sings Floyd
* LINKEDIN - sings Bohemian Rhapsody
* CHOCOLATE - diet science hoax
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George Osborne and his hand of death
This photo appeared during the election and for
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what happened to George Osborne's hands?
It's like he's been touched by death.
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Results from the 'Dog Albums' challenge
Last week wanted to see what music dogs listen
to and the glorious album artwork that would
contain it.
Your favourites included:
* Floyd: The Bark Side of the Moon. (AndyR)
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* Numan: It's the only way to live. (monkeon)
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* Devo: Nice hat. (HappyToast)
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Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
* Fascinating story about setting up a bogus
health claim that "chocolate helps slim" to see
if the media will bite. Spoiler: they do. They
really REALLY do.
* An app that turns any part of your display
into a playable level of Super Mario Bros.
Finally.
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* These stereotypes about white people remind
us of National Lampoon's Vacation.
* The #paracetamolchallenge is supposedly a
'craze' of teenagers daring each other to take
too much paracetomol. But Snopes is calling it
out as bollocks along the lines of 'rainbow
parties'.
Their evidence? The supposed social media trend
hasn't left much of a trace on social media.
Looks like it was concocted by the papers.
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Follow-ups on previous stories
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VOL 1429 - MAY 27, 2015 - Wordsmithing Fun - The Mensa Invitational!
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Strange Quotes:
"Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college." - Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.
"Danger Slow Men At Work" - Road sign in Brunei
"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27
"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces." - Ron Atkinson
"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." - Ron Atkinson
"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster
"The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation." - Ron Pickering
"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running." - Ron Pickering
"He's passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can't give away. I think we should phase him out." - Roy Disney, Walt Disney's brother, 1937
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Wordsmithing Fun - The Mensa Invitational!
Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person
who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
gained.
3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only
a nightgown.
7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been
run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.
13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with
yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies
up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
Submitted by John P.
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Strange Quotes:
"Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college." - Richard (Dick) White, Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.
"Danger Slow Men At Work" - Road sign in Brunei
"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27
"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces." - Ron Atkinson
"I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better." - Ron Atkinson
"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster
"The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation." - Ron Pickering
"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running." - Ron Pickering
"He's passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can't give away. I think we should phase him out." - Roy Disney, Walt Disney's brother, 1937
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Wordsmithing Fun - The Mensa Invitational!
Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person
who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
gained.
3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only
a nightgown.
7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been
run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.
13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with
yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies
up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
Submitted by John P.
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- 10 Strange Uses For Aspirin - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/129480.html
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VOL 1428 - MAY 24, 2015 - Memorial Day Special
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - This Week's Feature:
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MEMORIAL DAY FUN!
Time For Some Strange Fun !
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Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"
http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html
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STRANGE MILITARY PAINT JOBS - MILITARY JETS & HELICOPTERS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_7588.html
AMAZING MILITARY CAMOUFLAGE!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_10533.html
NEW - STRANGE US DOLLAR BILLS FROM THE PAST - OTHER DENOMINATIONS
http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_11216.html
CADILLAC - THE WORLDS BEST! FAMOUS THROUGH OUT HISTORY FOR BEAUTY AND QUALITY - THE STANDARD!
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QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - Patriotic Toasts
"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"
"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."
"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."
"To her we drink, for her we pray, our voices silent never.
For her we'll fight -- let come what may, The Stars and Stripes forever."
"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"
"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."
"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."
"Soldiers have many faults, but they have one redeeming merit; they are never worshippers of force. Soldiers more than any other men are taught severely and systematically that might is not right. The fact is obvious. The might is in the hundred men who obey. The right (or what is held to be right) is in the one man who commands them." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge
"An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." - Arabian Proverb
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - EULOGY FOR A VETERAN
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the Gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush of
quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.
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GREAT MEMORIAL DAY PICTURE - US FLAG FURLS OPEN TO REVEAL PROUD NAVY WARSHIP - GREAT SHOT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/188346.html
WWII - IWO JIMA MEMORIAL - SUNSET! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/154206.html
MEMORIAL DAY! - SOME PEOPLE VIEW IT DIFFERENTLY - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/183100.html
STRANGE SPORTS CELEBRATIONS - AUSTRALIAN WOMAN'S SWIM TEAM WINNERS POUR BEER ON HEAD OF EACH OTHER! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/195255.html
PETA MORONS GO AFTER OLDEST BRITISH PUB BECAUSE OF ITS NAME! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/195256.html
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STRANGE NAVAL EQUIPMENT - USS MERCY - US NAVY HOSPITAL SHIP WITH TENDERS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/195259.html
SOME PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID TO OWN ELECTRONIC iPHONES AND COMPUTERS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/195260.html
STRANGE HIKING TRAIL SIGN - LOST? STAY WHERE YOU ARE! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/195263.html
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STRANGE TRAVEL FUN - DUBROVNIK CROATIA - COOL FORTRESS CITY USED IN THE "GAME OF THRONES" - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/195254.html
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SOME GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES DON'T TAKE SNOW DAYS - MEMORIAL FOR THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/194477.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - ANIMATIONS - GIF'S - POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/55_1.html
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
- A Memorial Day Prayer - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/100303.html
- Memorial Day Message - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/24416.html
- A Great Veterans Poem - Remember to Thank Them! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/22751.html
- I AM YOUR FLAG ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/23244.html
- Definition of an American - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/24204.html
- This Marine is Tired - Must Read! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/102881.html
- Memorial Day Service - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/21131.html
- 10 Strange Things You Might Not Know About World War II - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/151425.html
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MEMORIAL DAY FUN!
Time For Some Strange Fun !
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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?
Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"
http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html
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http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/news_8767.html
STRANGE MILITARY PAINT JOBS - MILITARY JETS & HELICOPTERS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_7588.html
AMAZING MILITARY CAMOUFLAGE!
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/news_10533.html
NEW - STRANGE US DOLLAR BILLS FROM THE PAST - OTHER DENOMINATIONS
http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/news_11216.html
CADILLAC - THE WORLDS BEST! FAMOUS THROUGH OUT HISTORY FOR BEAUTY AND QUALITY - THE STANDARD!
==================================
QUOTES & TOASTS of the DAY - Patriotic Toasts
"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"
"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."
"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."
"To her we drink, for her we pray, our voices silent never.
For her we'll fight -- let come what may, The Stars and Stripes forever."
"Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors-- The colors that never run!"
"May the tree of liberty flourish round the globe, and every human being partake of its fruits."
"May noise never excite us to battle, or confusions reduce us to defeat."
"Soldiers have many faults, but they have one redeeming merit; they are never worshippers of force. Soldiers more than any other men are taught severely and systematically that might is not right. The fact is obvious. The might is in the hundred men who obey. The right (or what is held to be right) is in the one man who commands them." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge
"An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep." - Arabian Proverb
==================================
Today's Featured Humor : -) - EULOGY FOR A VETERAN
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the Gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush of
quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.
==================================
Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix
==================================
GREAT MEMORIAL DAY PICTURE - US FLAG FURLS OPEN TO REVEAL PROUD NAVY WARSHIP - GREAT SHOT! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/188346.html
WWII - IWO JIMA MEMORIAL - SUNSET! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/154206.html
MEMORIAL DAY! - SOME PEOPLE VIEW IT DIFFERENTLY - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/183100.html
STRANGE SPORTS CELEBRATIONS - AUSTRALIAN WOMAN'S SWIM TEAM WINNERS POUR BEER ON HEAD OF EACH OTHER! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/195255.html
PETA MORONS GO AFTER OLDEST BRITISH PUB BECAUSE OF ITS NAME! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/195256.html
STRANGE HISTORICAL PICTURES - FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT LOST HIS WIFE, SEVERAL CHILDREN AND WORKERS AT HIS HOUSE - SERVANT WENT CRAZY IN 1914! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/195257.html
COOL MEMORIAL DAY BEER CASE DISPLAY AT GROCERY STORE - AIRCRAFT CARRIER! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/195258.html
STRANGE NAVAL EQUIPMENT - USS MERCY - US NAVY HOSPITAL SHIP WITH TENDERS! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/195259.html
SOME PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID TO OWN ELECTRONIC iPHONES AND COMPUTERS - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/195260.html
STRANGE HIKING TRAIL SIGN - LOST? STAY WHERE YOU ARE! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/195263.html
STRANGE CELEBRITY FUN - LUCKIEST DOG IN THE WORLD MEETS PAM ANDERSON! - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/195252.html
STRANGE TRAVEL FUN - DUBROVNIK CROATIA - COOL FORTRESS CITY USED IN THE "GAME OF THRONES" - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/195254.html
AERIAL VIEW - USS ARIZONA MEMORIAL - PEARL HARBOR - HONOLULU, OAHU - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/164435.html
STRANGE WWII EQUIPMENT - ARMY PARACHUTIST EQUIPMENT DETAILED - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/191547.html
GREAT MILITARY PHOTO - AIR CREW LOOKING OUT THE CARGO DOOR AT MILITARY JET ESCORT - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/195261.html
STRANGE MOTORCYCLES - AMAZING "SADDLE" SEAT WITH SADDLE BAGS FOR THIS HARLEY DAVIDSON - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/195262.html
USS REAGAN PASSING THE ARIZONA MEMORIAL - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/118335.html
SOME GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES DON'T TAKE SNOW DAYS - MEMORIAL FOR THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/194477.html
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - ANIMATIONS - GIF'S - POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/55_1.html
==================================
The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
- A Memorial Day Prayer - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/100303.html
- Memorial Day Message - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/24416.html
- A Great Veterans Poem - Remember to Thank Them! - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/22751.html
- I AM YOUR FLAG ! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/23244.html
- Definition of an American - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/24204.html
- This Marine is Tired - Must Read! - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/102881.html
- Memorial Day Service - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/21131.html
- 10 Strange Things You Might Not Know About World War II - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/151425.html
==================================
The Featured New Category This Week - ANIMATIONS - GIF'S - POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/107_1.html
==================================
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Freitag, 22. Mai 2015
[b3ta] Why is it called a cheeky Nando's? Because you're eating chicken's arseholes
This Week:
* JEREMY CLARKSON - reviews games
* MAD MEN - for the internet age
* A PARROT - shouting into a little cup
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To be honest we have no idea but, if you do buy
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We're just simply amused that the damn things
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: WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK
Other than making poo and wee
>> Where were the people who didn't vote? <<
"What about the other millions of people who
didn't vote in the General Election?" inquires,
er, 'Tony Stark'. "A covert team went out on the
day and captured where people went instead of
the polling stations." The results will SHOCK*
you.
>> 'Say no to gluten' rap <<
"Here's a song about the evils of wheat-based
life," evangelises Dave WALLOP, "And the merits
of going Gluten Free." It's worryingly catchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfxpNB5JhMg
>> Boardgame about worshipping a holy chicken <<
"Remember War on Terror: the boardgame?"
prompts Tarka_the_Frotter. "Well I've made a
new game and this one's about religion.
"In this one, you get to create your own
religion, around the worship of a holy chicken.
It's called The Hen Commandments."
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: B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from the 'Fingers' challenge
Last week asked to see your fingers, because
weird, flexible, gristle-and-bone-filled
sausages are our thing.
Your favourites included:
* Quo: Rick and Francis classic pose recreated
in paint and digits. (HappyToast)
http://b3ta.com/board/11150688
* Handtler: the fuhrer finger.
(collapsibletank)
http://b3ta.com/board/11150730
* Duel: a very painful looking falling out.
(Flash Bastard)
http://b3ta.com/board/11151125
All these images, and a load more can be
found here:
http://b3ta.com/challenge/fingers/
>> New challenge: Fingers <<
This week we're running down the canine hit
parade. Show us the albums (and singles) that
make dogs wag their tails. From Pink Floyd's
'Bark Side of the Moon' to Run DMC's 'Walkies
This Way'.
http://b3ta.com/challenge/dogalbums/
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: SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates
* FROTTAGE INTERVIEW - interview with a guy who
rubs himself against strangers on the Tube.
Er... Stop doing that!
* FASCINATING HIDDEN GAME - for two years no
one noticed the weird extra bit in a Kanye West
RPG. Spooky.
* MAD MEN 2.0 - what if you nicked gifs of Mad
Men and pretended they were talking about
modern web advertising? You'd make us
depressed. That's what.
http://madmenintegrated.tumblr.com/
* WAR ON DAILY MAIL - There's a bot on Reddit
that screengrabs Daily Mail stories so you can
read them without contributing to their clicks.
http://www.reddit.com/user/DailMail_Bot
* FOUR LOL FOUR - this 404 page made us stare
for two seconds then roll our eyes SO HARD.
http://www.reddogmusic.co.uk/404pagenotfound
* BLAKE'S 7 EBAY SALE - Blimey! You can buy the
original Liberator ship from Blake's 7 on eBay.
Not sure we'd pay £33,000 for it, mind.
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: TWO BITS OF PROOF THAT THE INTERNET IS
Officially uncool now
1. Some shitty airline company has made a long,
boring video full of dank, old memes. It's hard
to watch and makes us wish we were into CB
radios instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vttuonfu2BM
2. We don't understand how anyone can celebrate
10 years of YouTube when it's used to propagate
Jamie Oliver rapping. Jesus wept! Close YouTube
NOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ug_vpIk1jc
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: VIDEO SCHMIDEO
Animated jpeg sequences with sequenced audio
* SELFIE DRONE - You know how every Kickstarter
is shit? Well so is this - some kind of drone
selfie machine. Awful. Everyone associated with
this should be killed. By drones.
* FARTY MUSIC - so this guy recorded his fart,
noticed it was a "major seventh arpeggio in B
flat" and recorded a whole tune around it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI
* JUST A PARROT... having a bit of a shout into
a cup. We've all done it. Actually we have, and
so have you.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1305030/
* HEARING TEST - here's a short, mean comedy
video that perfectly demonstrates the 'rule of
three'.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Hearing_Test
* CARDBOARD AEROPLANE - it's the joyous
laughter that makes this short video such a
delight.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1305529/
* JEREMY CLARKSON REVIEWS AMSTRAD COMPUTER
GAMES - Did you know... just before he got his
gig presenting Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson was a
video game journalist/reviewer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biGN6EP5Klg
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: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Follow ups on previous stories
>> Shed of the year shortlist <<
This year's Sheddies are a little different -
the judges have selected a shortlist and now
you, the public, get to choose the ultimate
shed winner.
"Some quirky entries as you would expect but a
lot of love and hard work put in from the
sheddies," notes Ultimate Shed Overlord
unclewilco.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/1304684/
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: TWEET PERSONALITY QUIZ IDEA
We're too lazy to turn into a 'thing'
1. Go to this list http://www.imdb.com/chart/top
2. Look up the film in the chart that matches your age
3. This is the story of your year
Us? "The Tramp struggles to live in modern
industrial society with the help of a young
homeless woman."
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This issue was written by Rob Manuel with
David Stevenson. Stuff sent in by Dan dan dan,
Cragget and tits.
Image challenge by Fraser Lewry.
Mike Trinder is QOTW bloke.
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