VOL 1345 - August 6, 2014 - Strange: Are They Male or Female?

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Strange Quotes on "Social Behavior"

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar. (Jerome K. Jerome)

Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off guard and allow you opportunity to commit more. (Mark Twain)

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite. (Winston Churchill)

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)

I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. (Groucho Marx)

Those are my principals, if you don't like them....I have others." (Groucho Marx)

All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening. (Alexander Woolcott)

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. (Mark Twain)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Are They Male or Female?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female! Ha! You thought we'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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STRANGE MILITARY EVENTS - B-52 BOMBER MAKES A DANGEROUSLY LOW PASS ON THE BEACH! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/192299.html


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