VOL 1331 - June 18, 2014 - Strange Aussie Sayings !

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"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got." - Janis Joplin

"Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity." - Nick Diamos

"Never believe in mirrors or newspapers." - Tom Stoppard

"Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon." - Jilly Cooper

"Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store." - Miss Piggy

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Strange Aussie Sayings !

I'M HUNGRY

"I could eat the horse and chase the jockey."

"I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair."

"So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck."

I'M THIRSTY

"I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger."

"I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat."

"I'm as dry as a bull's bum going up a hill backwards."

VOMIT

"Calling for George."

"I was driving the porcelain bus this morning."

"I left him a lawn pizza."

"Toss a tiger on the carpet."

YES

"Even Blind Freddy could see it."

"Is the Pope a Catholic?"

"Does a Koala shit in a gum tree and wipe his ass on a Cockatoo?"

"Does the Pope tuck his shirt in with a wooden spoon?"

"Bloody oath!"

"No wucking furries."

NO

"Pig's arse!!"



INSULTS

"I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders."

"Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!"

"You must be the world's only living brain donor."

"He's a few wanks short of an orgasm."

"He had a head on him like a sucked mango."

"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."

"He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."

"So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!"

"Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery."

"Pull your lip over your head and swallow!"

"As ugly as a bucket full of arseholes."

"If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards."

"Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground."

"Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse."

"About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition."

"I'll kick your bum till your nose bleeds!"

"A stubbie short of a six pack."

"You're as handy as shit on a stick."

"Tighter than a fish's arse."

"So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him."

"Face like a smashed crab."

"As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp."

"He could talk a dog off a meatwagon."


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