VOL 1244-A August 23, 2013 - a Special Tribute to Our Canadian Pals! - SPECIAL Canadian e-letter

A Special Edition to Make Up For the Missed Issues 2 Weeks Ago

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A Tribute Our Strange Canadian Pals!


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Strange Canadian Quotes:

The beginning of Canadian cultural nationalism was not 'Am I really that oppressed?' but 'Am I really that boring?' - Margaret Atwood

I don't have a moral plan, I'm a Canadian. - David Cronenberg

A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe. - Pierre Berton

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Anonymous

Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States. - J. Bartlet Brebner

America's attic. - Patrick Anderson

Canada has never been a melting-pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. - Richard Benner

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - You Know You're From Canada When...

You Know You're From Canada When...


1. You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.

2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

3. The mosquitoes have landing lights.

4. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

5. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.

6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.

8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

10. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

11. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

12. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

13. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

14. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

15. You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.

16. You head south to go to your cottage.

17. You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.

18. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

19. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.

20. You find -40C a little chilly.

21. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

22. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.

23. You can play road hockey on skates.

24. You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.

25. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

26. You know what a "vendor" is, and you have said "Grab me an Extra Old Stock for last call. I'm going to hit the vendor, and we can head back to my place."

27. You find it interesting to guess the gender of the person under all those clothes.

28. Skinner's, Kelekis, Salisbury House, Bridge Drive-In, and perogies from the church basement are all you need to survive. And the vendor. Don't forget that.

29. Manitoba is so flat that, on a clear day, you can see the back of your own head.

30. You've caught a 50-pound channel catfish, and thrown it back. Too small. Who wants a muck-raking, scum-sucking bottom feeder unless it has a Law degree?

31. Good times? Meat Bingo. Don't ask.

32. Winnipeg is one of the only places in Canada where you can walk into a shop, be greeted in French, reply in English, and have the clerk switch linguistic gears seamlessly with no snark at all.

33. Enter the Festivale de Voyageur beard growing contest, and you don't have to shave for an entire year.

34. You can buy a 1-bedroom condo in the heart of downtown Winnipeg for about $60,000. Canadian dollars. You can get a fixer-upper starter home for less than the price of a new luxury car.

35. If you get your car stuck in the snow, passers-by will help you push it out without having to ask them. It's reflex.


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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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1000 BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN ISLAND HOMES - PPS - PRESENTATION - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/161676.html


1901 - TORONTO CANADA FROM THE BAY - STEAMBOATS - (COLOR) - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/157814.html


AWESOME PPS PRESENTATION OF HOW CANADA WELCOMES BACK IT'S FALLEN SOLDIERS AND THE RESPECT AND TRIBUTES THEY PROVIDE - MUST SEE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/178662.html


BEAUTIFUL CANADA - AMAZING PPS PRESENTATION - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/133142.html


CANADA'S LOCH NESS MONSTER? STRANGE 4 SHOT AERIAL SEQUENCE OF HUGE DARK SHAPE UNDER THE WATER IN CANADIAN LAKE - WHAT IS IT? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/185703.html


THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE MIDDLE EAST RIOTERS AND CANADA LOSING A HOCKEY GAME? - NOTHING - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/188739.html


CANADIAN MILITARY HELICOPTER LANDS ON HUGE ROCK! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/155795.html


AMAZING DELAYED CAMERA SEQUENCE ILLUSTRATING HUGE TIDAL CHANGES BAY OF FUNDY FISHING BOATS - NOVA SCOTIA - AMAZING ACTION GIF - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/183608.html


STRANGE "WATER MONSTER" SIGHTING - 4 SHOT SEQUENCE - LOCH NESSIE IN CANADIAN LAKE? - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/171763.html


CONFUSED CANADIAN VEHICLE - WHEELED SNOWMOBILE! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/104451.html


GREAT AERIAL SHOT OF CANADIAN AEROBATIC AIRSHOW TEAM - THE SNOWBIRDS - OVER NIAGARA FALLS - HORSESHOE FALLS AND THE MAID OF THE MIST BELOW! - GREAT SHOT! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/188492.html


NIAGARA FALLS - NEW YORK CANADA BORDER - AERIAL SHOT! - 1 - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/142945.html


PICTORIAL VIEW OF ARMY'S BY COUNTRY - CANADA LOSES AGAIN! - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/180272.html


RCMP - ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE - ON HORSEBACK - 1865 - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/133702.html


STRANGE 3-D SIDEWALK ART - CANADA - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/152739.html


STRANGE FIRE FIGHTING AIRCRAFT - CANADIAN AIR SUPERSCOOPER CL415T - DROPPING WATER - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/181088.html


STRANGE ICE HOTEL IN CANADA - BAR - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/117049.html


STRANGE MULTIPLE PHOTO PICTURE - CANADIAN MILITARY - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/145237.html


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The Featured Pix Category This Week - CANADIANS - Canucks - Snow Monkeys - THEY MUST GET BORED UP THERE!

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

6 Canadian Jokes - EH! - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/20946.html


Actual Letter to the Canadian Passport Office - Must Read! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/134779.html


A Canadian View on Idiocy of Political Correctness - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/23260.html


Strange Laws in Canada - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/143929.html


Strange Facts About Canada - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/162214.html


Strange Canada Day Facts - July 1 - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/183789.html


Jokes About Canada and Those Goofy Canadians - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/120729.html


Canadian April Fool Stunts - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/20572.html


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The Featured New Category This Week - CANADIANS - Canucks - Snow Monkeys - THEY MUST GET BORED UP THERE!

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