VOL 1042 - Sept. 14, 2011 - Difference Between the 1960's and the 1990's

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Strange and Funny Senior Quotes:

1 I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. ~ Bob Hope

2 To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you too may one day be President of the United States. ~ George W. Bush

3 Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~ Herbert Henry Asquith

4 Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. ~ G.K. Chesterton

5 Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you. ~ Winston Churchill

6 It's not a field, I think, for people who need to have success every day if you can't live with a nightly sort of disaster, you should get out. I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. ~ John Malkovich

7 You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

8 We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pain and beauty. They all seem to go together like one little tidy confusing package. It's a messy business, life. It's hard to figure-full of surprises. Some good. Some bad. ~ Henry Bromel

9 By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. ~ Billy Crystal

10 We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. ~ Will Rogers

11 Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company 600,000. No, I replied, I just spent 600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience. ~ Thomas John Watson Sr

12 Maybe it's true that life begins at 50... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. ~ Phyllis Diller

13 The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. ~ Anonymous

14 My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. ~ Ed Furgol

15 A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
~ Theodore Roosevelt

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Difference Between the 60's and the 90's

THEN & NOW (the 60's vs. the 90's)

THEN: Long Hair
NOW: Longing for hair.

THEN: The perfect high.
NOW: The perfect high yield mutual fund.

THEN: Keg.
NOW: EKG.

THEN: Acid Rock.
NOW: Acid Reflux.

THEN: Moving to California because it's cool.
NOW: Moving to California because it's warm.

THEN: You're growing pot.
NOW: Your growing pot.

THEN: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
NOW: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.

THEN: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
NOW: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

THEN: Seeds and stems.
NOW: Roughage.

THEN: Popping pills, smoking joints.
NOW: Popping joints.

THEN: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
NOW: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

THEN: Paar.
NOW: AARP.

THEN: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
NOW: Being caught with Hustler magazine.

THEN: Killer weed.
NOW: Weed killer.

THEN: Hoping for a BMW.
NOW: Hoping for a BM.

THEN: The Grateful Dead.
NOW: Dr. Kevorkian.

THEN: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
NOW: Getting a new hip joint.

THEN: Rolling Stones.
NOW: Kidney stones.

THEN: Being called into the principal's office.
NOW: Calling the principal's office.

THEN: Screw the system!
NOW: Upgrade the system.

THEN: Peace sign.
NOW: Mercedes logo.

THEN: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
NOW: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

THEN: Take acid.
NOW: Take antacid.

THEN: Passing the driver's test.
NOW: Passing the vision test.

THEN: Swanson's Mushy chicken in an aluminum platter.
NOW: Lean Cuisine's Mushy chicken in a plastic bag.

THEN: "Whatever"
NOW: "Depends"

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The Obama Recession is Sooooo Bad.......... - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/178449.html

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Sports - Does Stretching Really Prevent Injury? - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/178455.html

Being a Kid Back in the 1950's - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/24601.html

Old is When...... - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/25608.html

"My Favorite Things" (Senior Version) - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/106413.html

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