Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: Vol 1023 - July 10, 2011

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Vol 1023 - July 10, 2011 - The Economy is Sooooo Bad.............

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Strange Will Rogers Quotes:

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - The Economy is Sooooo Bad.............

- The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

- The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

- It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.

- The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

- The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"

- The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

- The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.

- The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.

- It's so bad, the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay.

- The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.

• The economy is so bad, that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

• The economy is so bad, that when I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

• The economy is so bad, that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

• The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

• The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

• The economy is so bad, parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

• The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

• The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

• The economy is so bad, people in Africa are donating money to Americans.

• The economy is so bad, Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

• The economy is so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - SZ - WATER - SALT-WATER - Oceans - Fish - Sharks - Whales - Dolphins - Walrus

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