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Strange Quotes from Australia
Australia is about as far away as you can get. I like that. - Andre Benjamin
God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia. - Russell Crowe
In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime. - Phyllis McGinley
Australia is an absolutely fantastic country, but the only thing we lack is the ability to work harder. - Dick Smith
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother. - Barry Humphries
Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development. - Barry Humphries
The greatest and proudest moment moment of my life standing on the podium receiving the silver medal on behalf of myself and Australia. - Graham Cheney
Olivia Newton-John - Australia's gift to insomniacs. It's nothing but the blonde singing the bland. - Minnie Riperton
It's definitely different in the States. Americans are much different people compared to us. We're much more laid back. I itch to get back to Australia every summer because it's so fast paced there and so stressful. - Andrew Bogut
I'd like to be seen as an average Australian bloke. I can't think of... I can't think of a nobler description of anybody than to be called an average Australian bloke. - John Howard
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Real Answers From Traffic School Exams
Clever Drivers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's traffic school. YIKES!
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long.
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