Vol 996 - Apr. 06, 2011 - The Gender of Everyday Objects

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Quote: Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker. - Author: Ogden Nash 1902-1971, American Humorous Poet

Quote: It takes that je ne sais quoi which we call sophistication for a woman to be magnificent in a drawing-room when her faculties have departed but she herself has not yet gone home. - Author: James Thurber 1894-1961, American Humorist, Illustrator

Quote: Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Author: Mark Twain 1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer

Quote: Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Author: Mark Twain 1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer

Quote: Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder! - Author: Source Unknown

Quote: At the punch-bowl's brink, let the thirsty think, what they say in Japan: first the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man! - Author: Edward Rowland Sill

Quote: I'm not so think as you drunk I am. - Author: John Squire

Quote: Wine is bottled poetry. - Author: Robert Louis Stevenson 1850-1895, Scottish Essayist, Poet, Novelist

Quote: No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king! - Author: Eliza ''Mother'' Stewart

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -The Gender of Everyday Objects

Ziploc Bags - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

Shoe - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

Copier - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

Tire - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Subway - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control - female! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this... it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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