Vol 976 - Jan. 26, 2011 - Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"

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Vol 976 - Jan. 26, 2011 - Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"

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Strange "Food" Quotes:

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James A. Beard

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley, Jr.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. - Sarah Bernhardt

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good. - Alice May Brock

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis (Garfield)

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strategic Responses to "Do I Look Fat?"

"No, not to Stevie Wonder."

"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."

"Does this tie make me look stupid?"

"No hablo ingles."

"Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things kinda balance out."

"If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

"Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."

"Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."

"Let me jog around to your front and take a look."

"No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."

"Whoa! A talking couch!!"

"May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"

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