Vol 961 - Dec. 05, 2010 - Strange New Inventions by Blondes!

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Strange "Funny" quotes:

"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." - Steven Wright

"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." - Paula Poundstone

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." - Steven Wright

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" - Lily Tomlin

"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." - Spike Milligan

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Just Released! New Inventions by Blondes!

Just Released - new inventions by Blondes!

-- The water-proof towel

-- Glow in the dark sunglasses

-- Solar powered flashlights

-- Submarine screen doors

-- A book on how to read

-- Inflatable dart boards

-- A dictionary index

-- Mechanical Pencil sharpeners

-- Powdered water

-- Pedal-powered wheel chairs

-- Waterproof tea bags

-- Watermelon seed sorter

-- Zero proof alcohol

-- Reusable ice cubes

-- See-through toilet tissue

-- Skinless bananas

-- Do-it-yourself road map

-- Turnip ice cream

-- Toe implants

-- An all white flag

-- Rolls Royce pickup truck

-- Helicopter Ejector Seat

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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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PARIS HILTON'S CRIMINAL PENALTY - COMMUNITY SERVICE - REMOVING GRAFFITI - 6 0 LIP POUT - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/170868.html

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US NAVY AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERING SAN FRANCISCO BAY - UNDER THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/170882.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Top 10 Political & Celeb Scandals Last Year (2009) - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/170752.html

15 Celebrities With Herpes - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/170784.html

BEWARE New Costly Phone Fraud! Never dial 809 AreaCode! - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/170793.html

Woman Sues Google Maps for Bad Directions - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/170854.html

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