Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike: Vol 936 - Sept. 08, 2010

Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com -

3 NEW WEBSITE ENHANCEMENTS!

We have added three new features that you have been asking for.

1. GAMES UPGRADE - TOURNAMENTS - NEW FORMAT - WIN CASH & PRIZES

"NEW! Play free online games on Strange Cosmos now! Play your favorite games like Diner Dash, Cube Crasher and Bubble Town with your friends or by yourself. You can now invite your friends from Facebook to play and compete in Cash Tournaments and win fun prizes; get ready to compare each others' scores!"

NEW "OLD" GAMES ADDED! CLASSICS - FROGGER - PAC-MAN - ASTEROIDS !!!!

http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/games.html

2. Auto Image Centering - no need to scroll down and center the image anymore!

3. New Utility Bar on top right and bottom of each image page which allows direct connect to 12 POPULAR Social Networking and News sites - FaceBook - MySpace - Reddit - Twitter - Digg - Stumbleupon - Yahoo - Google.

Now it's easier than ever to share and store your favorite images and jokes!

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Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet?

Get ready to jump into something "Strange!"

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Strange Quotes About Life's Little Mysteries:

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
--Jimi Hendrix, Rolling Stone, December 2, 1976.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. - Carole Burnett

With all due respect to the world's great drummers - it ain't brain surgery. - Mickey Dolenz, 1996

Our bodies are just temporary vessels for our souls, which will go on forever. You really are an extension of the power that created the whole universe, no matter what drags you have on. - Ru Paul

If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? - -Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Limericks from and for Geeks

There's a website they call GeoCity,
That thinks pop-up windows are nifty.
But to all of their guests,
They really are pests,
So the rest of us think they are sh**ty.

You know that computers have motherboards.
This is how they give birth to large hordes.
All of these mothers
Create many others,
To be sold in websites and stores.

His website was all about sex.
It had a girl making love to T. Rex.
His server said "Goodby,
Your hits they are too high,
And this our subscribers does vex".

I. Newton sees Apple fall down.
As he watches he says with a frown
"Support it is lacking
And it needs more hacking.
There are better computers in town."

A programmer from the town of Dunkirk
Would work with a most evil smirk.
Thought he "Buyer beware
If you use my software,
Because in it a virus will lurk."

I have an employer named Floss,
Who swears there is nothing like DOS.
If your OS is GUI,
She will always say "Phooey!
Any window is nothing but dross."

A ten-year old male we called Haskell
Was a very adventurous rascal.
He climbed on our roof,
slipped, and then - "Whoof"!
He fell off and lit on his cl*ass*ical.

In the cybercafe we call Website
There are computers online every night.
For five dollars an hour
You can view Eiffel Tower,
Or talk with an Israelite.

There was a fat turkey named Sam,
Who gobbled whenever he ran.
He came out of the bush,
Presenting his tush,
And was shot up the arse by a man.

A gray persian cat we called Myer.
Loved to sit and look in the dryer.
One day he fell in,
And went for a spin.
Now his fur looks just like barbed wire.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/21019.html

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Phun Stuff and Everything You Dislike

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Vol 936 - Sept. 08, 2010 - Limericks From and For Geeks

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